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Banana Dictatorship Banker
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Emerging markets, import/export, tax efficiency strategies, FTC merger approval analysis, a little this and that
They can sell or share secrets they can’t use to other hostile nations who can…
December 3, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Found the MAGA plant
December 3, 2025 at 6:11 AM
“Hope is not a strategy”

Ok let’s hear it
December 3, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Billy Madison?
December 3, 2025 at 12:22 AM
The Fugitive, The Firm
December 2, 2025 at 7:56 PM
And how he’s in the “fog of war” not in “air-conditioned offices” but couldn’t stick around and watch the video monitor because he was in a rush to another meeting
December 2, 2025 at 7:49 PM
And yet people seem to spend like they aren’t insecure, which leads us back to the original point…
December 1, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Why does Forbes keep posting about lottery payouts
November 30, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Disgusting she reminds him of his daughter
November 30, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Compliance risk
November 29, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Reposted by Banana Dictatorship Banker
to SCOTUS: "we can prosecute the people he pardoned, or a future Democratic president can have them shot and then pardon the shooters. do you want that loop to start?"
November 28, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Yeah I guess if we’re too lazy to send a boat to pick them up, we might as well fill them full of holes
November 28, 2025 at 7:29 PM
And fire the doctors, replace them with homeopathic healers, chiropractors and Q anon shamans
November 27, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Especially the expiration of the child tax credits (CTC). Just complete apathy from our politicians and ruling class, erasing one of the most successful policies to reduce childhood poverty in the new millennium, if not stretching back to LBJ’s Great Society of the 1960s
November 27, 2025 at 7:34 PM
In the middle of a gambling crisis in our country
November 27, 2025 at 6:22 PM
It’s more likely because Kash was grifting too hard at the expense of targeting Trump’s political enemies
November 26, 2025 at 7:44 PM
In their underwear in Jeffrey Epstein’s house getting a massage from an underage girl?
November 26, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Hey just checking in, any Epstein files yet? Let me know
November 26, 2025 at 4:25 AM