Aubrey Jones
aubreyjones.bsky.social
Aubrey Jones
@aubreyjones.bsky.social
Genderqueer, anarchist, autistic author of pulp fantasy; a deserter from the trenches of tech; addicted to making. (they/any)

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Idle Hands
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🌈 Queer femme protagonist
✨ (Queer trans author)
🔬 Brilliant scientist
💔 Betrayal
😈 Deal with the Devil
🔥 Dramatic infernal powers
🔫 Tight gunplay
🩸 Bloody revenge
💸 Anti-capitalist
🔔 Philadelphia
🧠 Neurodivergent characters
🌟 (ND author)
🌶️ Dash of spice
🖤 Gritty, sensual noir
Idle Hands -- The Jackson Grey Situation #1 by Aubrey Jones
A neo-noir urban fantasy of rebellion, rage, pleasure, and infernal power.
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John Wick is just a World of Darkness game without the supernatural stuff and you hate that I'm right.
November 29, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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November 29, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Still thinking about my ex-friend who insisted over and over that she was an anarchist despite being married to a banker, and then after a lifetime of insisting that having children is immoral, hired pregnancy surrogates in a financially disadvantaged country and made her life about having children.
November 29, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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Creativity is a process.

It's. A. PROCESS.

If you don't love the process, that's okay. However, you can't skip that and still call it creativity or art.

There's no debate here. No dissembling. The end result—the product—of creativity isn't the defining characteristic.

Period.
November 28, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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It feels like we've been stuck in a culture loop ever since I became a teenager and I hate it so much, the only difference is the performative message got worn thin after awhile.
November 28, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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it still hurts that, growing up in the 90s and 00s, so much media taught me to think that sexism was at least on its way out (even though yeah, of course it wasn't), and now, 30 years later, you still hear the most casual, beginner level sexism in mainstream media constantly, every day
November 28, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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Everyone knows they released those unredacted Epstein Files with victims names so they can say they "need more time" to redact and release more right? It was to "prove" their point that releasing the files doesn't protect the victims. And everyone is falling for it because of they are.
November 28, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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But but folks were over reacting
A reminder for those who are not aware: "remigration" is the process of deporting all non-white people from a country. It includes citizens and is, by definition, ethnic cleansing.

And to be clear: this is not fake. I just screenshot it myself.
November 28, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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sorry, not sorry: if you consider yourself a Republican, then you are also a Fascist.
November 28, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Nah. True doomers are just taking a breather. We've got three more years and a war with Venezuela to get through, and absolutely nothing implies a return to the status quo.
The fact doomers have gone from "America is over" to "Dems won't hold anyone responsible when this is over" can actually be read as an optimistic signal imo.
November 29, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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[observing someone’s obsessive passion project] wow i really like whatever’s wrong with that guy
November 28, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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2 HOURS?!!

Minute TEN of that freestyle, my best friend just got diagnosed with mesothelioma or some shit and I gotta get to the hospital. I cannot BELIEVE she sat for that
Ladies, yall can’t enjoy a little impromptu freestyle sesh? Smh
November 28, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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November 29, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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Every GUI should have an "I'm autistic" button that just gets rid of all the BS and makes it look like Craigslist.
November 28, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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It’s a fact that nobody in positions of power is willing to risk eroding their own power by doing anything meaningful to hinder the worst of their colleagues they see the system they preside over as more important than any cruelty no matter how bad and they won’t risk weakening it so much as an iota
November 28, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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The problem with fetishizing the rule of law is that people have to break the law to resist fascism, state violence, and oppression. This has always been true, and is very much the case RIGHT NOW.
November 29, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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I feel like the fractures we are seeing in the MAGA coalition have some people hoping the status quo will simply make a roaring comeback, and judicial consequences will simply engulf all of the bad guys. There's really no precedent that supports that expectation.
November 29, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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Young people in the U.S. have been priced out of their dreams. Stop acting like it’s their fault.
November 28, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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What’s better than 1 fox? How about 2 foxes for your Friday~
November 28, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I follow sex workers because I want to be you.

I hustled in college. It's professional and gender interest.

#SexWorkIsRealWork
November 29, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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For horror movie fans: a corporatocracy is Weyland-Yutani in Alien.

Or in the new Hulu show Alien:Earth (which is 1000% based on Elon Musk), 5 corporations controlling the entire universe
Absolutely correct. After we stop this. There’re some serious changes to the constitution and laws that need addressing by “we the people “!!!
November 28, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Whatever system of government we settle on, it simply must not permit the existence of rich people.

No individuals or families should be able to control and dispose of so many resources that they can destroy the whole planet's economy and ecosystem on a whim.
November 29, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Shout out to the nurses who withhold ordered pain and anxiety treatment to punish patients who annoy them.

I hope you receive that standard of hospice care.
November 28, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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I am unashamedly re-reading my own books because I love them. ❤️
November 28, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 11:12 PM