🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚
@ardwynna.bsky.social
Old fandom has-been, Dog Mom, Typo Queen, aspiring Hobbit & head shrinker, going boldly straight to bed. 🔞 DNF
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🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚
@ardwynna.bsky.social
· Jun 11
A sudden handful of new follows. Guys, welcome, but this is primarily a fandom pseud. There will be talk of fanfic, 🍑 and 🍆, and sometimes some snark and even meanness. I try to be good, I'm not always nice, the weird is natural. No hard feelings if I'm not your ☕ in the long run. 🖖🏽
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🚨 EVERYONE PLEASE RESKEET THIS FOR VISIBILITY!!! 🚨
A big coalition of LGBTQ+, abortion access, and human rights groups led by @fightforthefuture.org are organizing a WEEK OF ACTION this week against online ID checks, aka "age verification" laws.
Join us: www.fightforthefuture.org/actions/stop...
A big coalition of LGBTQ+, abortion access, and human rights groups led by @fightforthefuture.org are organizing a WEEK OF ACTION this week against online ID checks, aka "age verification" laws.
Join us: www.fightforthefuture.org/actions/stop...
December 3, 2025 at 6:58 PM
🚨 EVERYONE PLEASE RESKEET THIS FOR VISIBILITY!!! 🚨
A big coalition of LGBTQ+, abortion access, and human rights groups led by @fightforthefuture.org are organizing a WEEK OF ACTION this week against online ID checks, aka "age verification" laws.
Join us: www.fightforthefuture.org/actions/stop...
A big coalition of LGBTQ+, abortion access, and human rights groups led by @fightforthefuture.org are organizing a WEEK OF ACTION this week against online ID checks, aka "age verification" laws.
Join us: www.fightforthefuture.org/actions/stop...
For a long time growing up I thought 'laurels' meant 'ass' because primary school teachers kept berating us for wanting to rest on them. They spat the word out like a curse.
Now I know and I wonder:
1. What laurels, Miss D? We don't have any, we're 6.
2. Miss Q, what do you think 'laurels' are?
Now I know and I wonder:
1. What laurels, Miss D? We don't have any, we're 6.
2. Miss Q, what do you think 'laurels' are?
December 3, 2025 at 4:17 PM
For a long time growing up I thought 'laurels' meant 'ass' because primary school teachers kept berating us for wanting to rest on them. They spat the word out like a curse.
Now I know and I wonder:
1. What laurels, Miss D? We don't have any, we're 6.
2. Miss Q, what do you think 'laurels' are?
Now I know and I wonder:
1. What laurels, Miss D? We don't have any, we're 6.
2. Miss Q, what do you think 'laurels' are?
I do love how a common message in kids stories was the lamentation that children no longer read or imagined or believed in magic, and GenX to Millennials rose up to save Fantasia by imaginating and creating reams and reams of porny fanfic.
December 3, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I do love how a common message in kids stories was the lamentation that children no longer read or imagined or believed in magic, and GenX to Millennials rose up to save Fantasia by imaginating and creating reams and reams of porny fanfic.
The plan is to run women out of higher education therefore out of financial independence, so they'll find a man to take care of them, and have to make his babies.
As if some ladies wouldn't start women-run co-ops to avoid that fate. Or go to trade school. Hit them where it hurts.
As if some ladies wouldn't start women-run co-ops to avoid that fate. Or go to trade school. Hit them where it hurts.
The Trump admin now says nursing isn't a professional degree.
The admin plan to redefine what constitutes a professional degree to exclude nursing and limit access to student loans — outraging national health care groups and leaving nursing students questioning how they'll pay for graduate degrees.
The admin plan to redefine what constitutes a professional degree to exclude nursing and limit access to student loans — outraging national health care groups and leaving nursing students questioning how they'll pay for graduate degrees.
December 3, 2025 at 12:38 AM
The plan is to run women out of higher education therefore out of financial independence, so they'll find a man to take care of them, and have to make his babies.
As if some ladies wouldn't start women-run co-ops to avoid that fate. Or go to trade school. Hit them where it hurts.
As if some ladies wouldn't start women-run co-ops to avoid that fate. Or go to trade school. Hit them where it hurts.
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i hope every single person who still buys harry potter merch or engages with that franchise is happy that they're literally making girl guides cry
girl guides uk have been forced very much against their will to exclude trans girls. full statement is here: www.girlguiding.org.uk/information-...
girl guides uk have been forced very much against their will to exclude trans girls. full statement is here: www.girlguiding.org.uk/information-...
December 2, 2025 at 2:33 PM
i hope every single person who still buys harry potter merch or engages with that franchise is happy that they're literally making girl guides cry
girl guides uk have been forced very much against their will to exclude trans girls. full statement is here: www.girlguiding.org.uk/information-...
girl guides uk have been forced very much against their will to exclude trans girls. full statement is here: www.girlguiding.org.uk/information-...
the vibe I bring to the party
December 2, 2025 at 8:20 PM
the vibe I bring to the party
2 nights in a row I had disturbing dreams symbolizing a loss of reputation at work, and it happened. Well, the universe tried to warn me. Now to get back up and try to improve the way I climb.
December 2, 2025 at 3:55 PM
2 nights in a row I had disturbing dreams symbolizing a loss of reputation at work, and it happened. Well, the universe tried to warn me. Now to get back up and try to improve the way I climb.
Yep. Really tired of the Usual Critic Crowd scorning everything that isn't EPIC. Shallow ppl craving nonstop adrenaline. It means they never have to stop and face their own feelings, and they can't handle watching others do it either.
You can't do massive world shaking stuff every episode. You just can't. It loses all meaning and it's fucking exhausting to watch and honestly probably fucking exhausting to play/write/act.
What's really interesting to me is in both cases these episodes are people processing and growing.
What's really interesting to me is in both cases these episodes are people processing and growing.
December 2, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Yep. Really tired of the Usual Critic Crowd scorning everything that isn't EPIC. Shallow ppl craving nonstop adrenaline. It means they never have to stop and face their own feelings, and they can't handle watching others do it either.
I have had many thoughts about How Batman Keeps Batcrap off the Batcomputer
December 2, 2025 at 7:48 AM
I have had many thoughts about How Batman Keeps Batcrap off the Batcomputer
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I truly believe that hanging around X can do permanent damage to your soul.
December 1, 2025 at 1:54 PM
I truly believe that hanging around X can do permanent damage to your soul.
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“What’s the point of celebrating a dog’s birthday? They don’t even understand it!”
Oooh yeah, I would hate it so much if the hyper-intelligent creatures that loved me and took care of me made me have an awesome day for no reason. That would suck so bad oooohhh. I would hate having a special cake ah
Oooh yeah, I would hate it so much if the hyper-intelligent creatures that loved me and took care of me made me have an awesome day for no reason. That would suck so bad oooohhh. I would hate having a special cake ah
November 29, 2024 at 11:20 PM
“What’s the point of celebrating a dog’s birthday? They don’t even understand it!”
Oooh yeah, I would hate it so much if the hyper-intelligent creatures that loved me and took care of me made me have an awesome day for no reason. That would suck so bad oooohhh. I would hate having a special cake ah
Oooh yeah, I would hate it so much if the hyper-intelligent creatures that loved me and took care of me made me have an awesome day for no reason. That would suck so bad oooohhh. I would hate having a special cake ah
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December
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December 1, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December
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Tumblr ads are another level of disgusting. What part of me looks like I would be a good audience for some Christian Fundy screaming about 'alphabet false preachers' ie pro-lgbt+ female ministers. I hope a kinky-ass pride parade marches right in front of that person's 'church'.
November 30, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Tumblr ads are another level of disgusting. What part of me looks like I would be a good audience for some Christian Fundy screaming about 'alphabet false preachers' ie pro-lgbt+ female ministers. I hope a kinky-ass pride parade marches right in front of that person's 'church'.
Spent an evening going down the stack of torn dog beds we've accumulated over the years and stitched them all. It's not fancy needlework but it scratches the itch. Waste not, want not, more space in the laundry room, and more options for spoiled hounds.
November 29, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Spent an evening going down the stack of torn dog beds we've accumulated over the years and stitched them all. It's not fancy needlework but it scratches the itch. Waste not, want not, more space in the laundry room, and more options for spoiled hounds.
luca-s.com/products/cro...
Still on sale. Must resist temptation. I haven't even started the Indian Princess and Tiger one yet.
Still on sale. Must resist temptation. I haven't even started the Indian Princess and Tiger one yet.
Cross Stitch Kit Luca-S GOLD - Queen of the Sunlit Continent, B720
Size: 11.25 x 18.75 in or 29 x 48 cm Stitches: 180 x 300 Colors: 62 Threads: Luca-S 100% cotton Fabric: Zweigart Aida16 ct. 3543 checkered 43 x 62 cm Embroidery needles №26 - 2 needles, 1 needle threa...
luca-s.com
November 29, 2025 at 9:56 AM
luca-s.com/products/cro...
Still on sale. Must resist temptation. I haven't even started the Indian Princess and Tiger one yet.
Still on sale. Must resist temptation. I haven't even started the Indian Princess and Tiger one yet.
State of the Ard:
Leader, WP, Duchess & Baron had 2 littermates who actually got adopted. Got word that one of them crossed the rainbow bridge yesterday. Bye, precious lady, we know you had a great life.
I'm on duty on Xmas Day. We've planned for this.
Also, help, the high school is reunioning.
Leader, WP, Duchess & Baron had 2 littermates who actually got adopted. Got word that one of them crossed the rainbow bridge yesterday. Bye, precious lady, we know you had a great life.
I'm on duty on Xmas Day. We've planned for this.
Also, help, the high school is reunioning.
November 28, 2025 at 10:03 AM
State of the Ard:
Leader, WP, Duchess & Baron had 2 littermates who actually got adopted. Got word that one of them crossed the rainbow bridge yesterday. Bye, precious lady, we know you had a great life.
I'm on duty on Xmas Day. We've planned for this.
Also, help, the high school is reunioning.
Leader, WP, Duchess & Baron had 2 littermates who actually got adopted. Got word that one of them crossed the rainbow bridge yesterday. Bye, precious lady, we know you had a great life.
I'm on duty on Xmas Day. We've planned for this.
Also, help, the high school is reunioning.
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“A high value man would never date a boss babe CEO!”
Umm, excuse me, this is Kermit the Frog erasure?
Umm, excuse me, this is Kermit the Frog erasure?
November 27, 2025 at 2:46 PM
“A high value man would never date a boss babe CEO!”
Umm, excuse me, this is Kermit the Frog erasure?
Umm, excuse me, this is Kermit the Frog erasure?
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EZFoil is a fujoshi, pass it on
November 27, 2025 at 9:02 PM
EZFoil is a fujoshi, pass it on
Wolf is a cute & capable malinois-ish mutt, but today she attempted a flying dismount off the couch, caught a toe on the armrest, converted to a flailing semisomersault & finished with a faceplant on the floor. She's fine, but that Descendant of Wolves may be a Descendant of Moon Moon in particular.
November 27, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Wolf is a cute & capable malinois-ish mutt, but today she attempted a flying dismount off the couch, caught a toe on the armrest, converted to a flailing semisomersault & finished with a faceplant on the floor. She's fine, but that Descendant of Wolves may be a Descendant of Moon Moon in particular.
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idiot guy: i'm like the wolf i'm stalking my prey alone through the forest and being raw as fuck even if i'm in a group i'm the alpha
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
November 26, 2025 at 2:17 AM
idiot guy: i'm like the wolf i'm stalking my prey alone through the forest and being raw as fuck even if i'm in a group i'm the alpha
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
Spouse and Devil are lightly snoring in tandem, Not So Tiny is having a very yippy dream and Baron is awake, licking his bum.
This is the rhythm of my night.
This is the rhythm of my night.
November 25, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Spouse and Devil are lightly snoring in tandem, Not So Tiny is having a very yippy dream and Baron is awake, licking his bum.
This is the rhythm of my night.
This is the rhythm of my night.
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Children are not therapy
Wives are not therapy
Marriage is not therapy
only therapy is therapy
Wives are not therapy
Marriage is not therapy
only therapy is therapy
November 24, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Children are not therapy
Wives are not therapy
Marriage is not therapy
only therapy is therapy
Wives are not therapy
Marriage is not therapy
only therapy is therapy
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Sometimes you have to talk to yourself out loud because your brain won't listen to your inside voice
November 24, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Sometimes you have to talk to yourself out loud because your brain won't listen to your inside voice
Have definitely gotten nerd-brain concentration trained in. I can read my articles and textbooks for hours at a time but it's taking me days to read a single fic because I keep wandering away every two paragraphs.
November 22, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Have definitely gotten nerd-brain concentration trained in. I can read my articles and textbooks for hours at a time but it's taking me days to read a single fic because I keep wandering away every two paragraphs.
Waiting for Wicked to start and feeling rather wicked myself, what with having sneaked in a quarter portion of crispy roast pork, a dozen chilli wontons, 2 crepes (ham and cheese, and dubai chocolate), skittles, twix and a little debbie snack cake. The concession popcorn and soda cost about the same
November 22, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Waiting for Wicked to start and feeling rather wicked myself, what with having sneaked in a quarter portion of crispy roast pork, a dozen chilli wontons, 2 crepes (ham and cheese, and dubai chocolate), skittles, twix and a little debbie snack cake. The concession popcorn and soda cost about the same