🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚
@ardwynna.bsky.social
Old fandom has-been, Dog Mom, Typo Queen, aspiring Hobbit & head shrinker, going boldly straight to bed. 🔞 DNF
the vibe I bring to the party
December 2, 2025 at 8:20 PM
the vibe I bring to the party
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December
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December 1, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December
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Come on, aneurysm! Do your blooming thing!
November 9, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Come on, aneurysm! Do your blooming thing!
Wouldn't put it past him. Guess how that goes.
November 1, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Wouldn't put it past him. Guess how that goes.
Nah, i love these. But I got married on halloween, used to do autopsies for a living and I own this cake pan so go figure 🤣
October 30, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Nah, i love these. But I got married on halloween, used to do autopsies for a living and I own this cake pan so go figure 🤣
The budget was what it was but a different fabric choice and some more structured tailoring would have made it really rocking
October 9, 2025 at 5:27 PM
The budget was what it was but a different fabric choice and some more structured tailoring would have made it really rocking
Clearing space and found an attempted dig from a clueless 🐜. I WISH I had a knitting circle, child. I haven't learned how yet, plus I live in crochet country.
I hope somebody gifts them a pottery class for their 25th birthday.😆
I hope somebody gifts them a pottery class for their 25th birthday.😆
September 12, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Clearing space and found an attempted dig from a clueless 🐜. I WISH I had a knitting circle, child. I haven't learned how yet, plus I live in crochet country.
I hope somebody gifts them a pottery class for their 25th birthday.😆
I hope somebody gifts them a pottery class for their 25th birthday.😆
I only remember because of this
September 9, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I only remember because of this
*Guile's theme intensifies*
September 1, 2025 at 2:46 PM
*Guile's theme intensifies*
Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in September.
August 31, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in September.
Wild Wild West may have been a big fat box office bomb but I unabashedly had fun back in the day and can still mostly quote it today
"Shoot first, shoot later, shoot some more &when everybody's dead, try to ask a question."
"Never drum on a white woman's boobies at a big redneck dance."
& My fave
"Shoot first, shoot later, shoot some more &when everybody's dead, try to ask a question."
"Never drum on a white woman's boobies at a big redneck dance."
& My fave
August 25, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Wild Wild West may have been a big fat box office bomb but I unabashedly had fun back in the day and can still mostly quote it today
"Shoot first, shoot later, shoot some more &when everybody's dead, try to ask a question."
"Never drum on a white woman's boobies at a big redneck dance."
& My fave
"Shoot first, shoot later, shoot some more &when everybody's dead, try to ask a question."
"Never drum on a white woman's boobies at a big redneck dance."
& My fave
Mutually blocked so I'm not worrying about 'taking the high road', the woman is unhinged & here's proof. She tried trolling my posts and leveling multiple bs accusations to get a rise out of me. Meanwhile, I was hemming pants.
August 17, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Mutually blocked so I'm not worrying about 'taking the high road', the woman is unhinged & here's proof. She tried trolling my posts and leveling multiple bs accusations to get a rise out of me. Meanwhile, I was hemming pants.
I love that Mongolian wrestling has exactly that legend behind why the traditional outfit is a moob coat
August 16, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I love that Mongolian wrestling has exactly that legend behind why the traditional outfit is a moob coat
Exactly!!! We were gifted a stand-alone steamer but between set-up, cleaning &counter space, it's going to the local dog shelter's annual fundraiser. With a simple steamer tray, bao was definitely what I thought of first.❤️
The green is striking but tbh what caught our eye first was...😅
The green is striking but tbh what caught our eye first was...😅
July 5, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Exactly!!! We were gifted a stand-alone steamer but between set-up, cleaning &counter space, it's going to the local dog shelter's annual fundraiser. With a simple steamer tray, bao was definitely what I thought of first.❤️
The green is striking but tbh what caught our eye first was...😅
The green is striking but tbh what caught our eye first was...😅
😆 We haven't even used it yet but i'm pretty sure it's the 5quart pot we're going to reach for most. It came with a steamer tray insert too.
July 5, 2025 at 2:45 AM
😆 We haven't even used it yet but i'm pretty sure it's the 5quart pot we're going to reach for most. It came with a steamer tray insert too.
Ran postclinic errands in hobbity workwear, it's just dark academia/librarycore but it's unusual here so it gets attention. One high school girl squealed to her mother that she loves that outfit, mom, did you see it? And one pouncing salesclerk benefited from my awful case of magpie eye🥹
June 27, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Ran postclinic errands in hobbity workwear, it's just dark academia/librarycore but it's unusual here so it gets attention. One high school girl squealed to her mother that she loves that outfit, mom, did you see it? And one pouncing salesclerk benefited from my awful case of magpie eye🥹
Me when pics of hot nude guys cross my feed:
June 25, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Me when pics of hot nude guys cross my feed: