Miranda
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#TheArchers, spaniels, food, gardens, humour, books and astute reasonable political comments😉
Not here for dating, financial opportunities etc.
Not here for dating, financial opportunities etc.
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Miranda
@appleandroidapp.bsky.social
· Nov 13
Autumn colours this morning against a bsky. It was a sign! 🥴
Hello #TheArchers
Hello #TheArchers
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January 23, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Excellent 👏👏 #TheTraitors
I think I’d find it pretty easy to decide who to vote out on #TheTraitors:
“I’m sorry, [X], I’ve written your name down. Obviously we have no actual evidence of anything, but I just heard you say ‘yourself’ instead of ‘you’, during this roundtable and I honestly can’t let that go unpunished.”
“I’m sorry, [X], I’ve written your name down. Obviously we have no actual evidence of anything, but I just heard you say ‘yourself’ instead of ‘you’, during this roundtable and I honestly can’t let that go unpunished.”
January 23, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Excellent 👏👏 #TheTraitors
Fing Willurm excited about being a grandparent. How old is he? And has he thought about Parpy? #TheArchers
January 23, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Fing Willurm excited about being a grandparent. How old is he? And has he thought about Parpy? #TheArchers
Willurm says the second stupid thing this episode. He’s reliable and consistent. #TheArchers
January 23, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Willurm says the second stupid thing this episode. He’s reliable and consistent. #TheArchers
George: What’s for tea mum? #TheArchers
Emmur and Willurm to upduffed Amber : Get orf our land
George: We’re adults and make our own decisions. 🤣😂 #TheArchers
George: We’re adults and make our own decisions. 🤣😂 #TheArchers
January 23, 2026 at 7:12 PM
George: What’s for tea mum? #TheArchers
Emmur and Willurm to upduffed Amber : Get orf our land
George: We’re adults and make our own decisions. 🤣😂 #TheArchers
George: We’re adults and make our own decisions. 🤣😂 #TheArchers
January 23, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Emmur and Willurm to upduffed Amber : Get orf our land
George: We’re adults and make our own decisions. 🤣😂 #TheArchers
George: We’re adults and make our own decisions. 🤣😂 #TheArchers
Amber and George behaving like the responsible adults we know they’re not. #TheArchers
January 23, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Amber and George behaving like the responsible adults we know they’re not. #TheArchers
Dopey is a breath away from getting out his custard smelling farm for Esme to have a sniff at. #TheArchers
January 23, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Dopey is a breath away from getting out his custard smelling farm for Esme to have a sniff at. #TheArchers
Brilliant Willurm. Applauds George’s crack on the head. 😆🤣 #TheArchers
January 23, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Brilliant Willurm. Applauds George’s crack on the head. 😆🤣 #TheArchers
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Elon Musk is a white supremacist. Case closed.
January 22, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Elon Musk is a white supremacist. Case closed.
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In other news, I was inadvertently racist at school, I inadvertently lied about my house purchase to avoid tax and inadvertently led a party that was infiltrated by Russia.
January 23, 2026 at 8:28 AM
In other news, I was inadvertently racist at school, I inadvertently lied about my house purchase to avoid tax and inadvertently led a party that was infiltrated by Russia.
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Thank goodness I'm not Angela Raynor, otherwise the press would have hounded me out of office.
January 21, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Thank goodness I'm not Angela Raynor, otherwise the press would have hounded me out of office.
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“You are more a Prosecco person, I think” may just very well be the most devastatingly middle-class insult ever committed to text.
All of this happened under a Waitrose champagne listing.
The internet in Britain remains completely undefeated.
All of this happened under a Waitrose champagne listing.
The internet in Britain remains completely undefeated.
"You Are More a Prosecco Person, I Think"
An online champagne review delivers the most brutal class takedown imaginable.
www.bearlypolitics.co.uk
January 23, 2026 at 9:35 AM
“You are more a Prosecco person, I think” may just very well be the most devastatingly middle-class insult ever committed to text.
All of this happened under a Waitrose champagne listing.
The internet in Britain remains completely undefeated.
All of this happened under a Waitrose champagne listing.
The internet in Britain remains completely undefeated.
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He’s very good at this.
Help us make hope normal again.
Join the Green Party now.
Join the Green Party now.
January 23, 2026 at 8:53 AM
He’s very good at this.
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Well, I certainly didn't have 'sharing clip of the Tory Shadow Leader of the House' on my to-do-list today.
But here he is absolutely going for Farage!
And managing to use the word 'bullshiterati' while doing it.
It had to be shared!
But here he is absolutely going for Farage!
And managing to use the word 'bullshiterati' while doing it.
It had to be shared!
January 22, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Well, I certainly didn't have 'sharing clip of the Tory Shadow Leader of the House' on my to-do-list today.
But here he is absolutely going for Farage!
And managing to use the word 'bullshiterati' while doing it.
It had to be shared!
But here he is absolutely going for Farage!
And managing to use the word 'bullshiterati' while doing it.
It had to be shared!
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FFS. Is this real?
January 23, 2026 at 9:17 AM
FFS. Is this real?
🤣😂Much like fans of #TheArchers generally
Amber is in love with the idea of tragic romance. Not George. #TheArchers
January 23, 2026 at 8:55 AM
🤣😂Much like fans of #TheArchers generally
Blimey🥴
Nigel Farage’s support for Trump is putting off potential voters
A focus group this week found there is concern about the Reform UK leader’s relationship with the U.S. president.
A focus group this week found there is concern about the Reform UK leader’s relationship with the U.S. president.
Nigel Farage’s support for Trump is putting off potential voters
A focus group this week found there is concern about the Reform UK leader’s relationship with the U.S. president.
www.politico.eu
January 23, 2026 at 8:09 AM
Blimey🥴
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Those joining Donald Trump’s Board of Peace:
USA
Thighland
Iceland
Aberbian
Covfefe
FIFA
The cats & dogs that were eaten
Brooklyn Beckham
Lee Anderson
Chaka Demus & Pliers
The Daily Mail
GB News
Dan Wooden
Richard Littlejohn
Huw Edwards
Gary Glitter
Moths
Pussy grabbers
Ears.
🇺🇸
USA
Thighland
Iceland
Aberbian
Covfefe
FIFA
The cats & dogs that were eaten
Brooklyn Beckham
Lee Anderson
Chaka Demus & Pliers
The Daily Mail
GB News
Dan Wooden
Richard Littlejohn
Huw Edwards
Gary Glitter
Moths
Pussy grabbers
Ears.
🇺🇸
January 23, 2026 at 8:04 AM
Those joining Donald Trump’s Board of Peace:
USA
Thighland
Iceland
Aberbian
Covfefe
FIFA
The cats & dogs that were eaten
Brooklyn Beckham
Lee Anderson
Chaka Demus & Pliers
The Daily Mail
GB News
Dan Wooden
Richard Littlejohn
Huw Edwards
Gary Glitter
Moths
Pussy grabbers
Ears.
🇺🇸
USA
Thighland
Iceland
Aberbian
Covfefe
FIFA
The cats & dogs that were eaten
Brooklyn Beckham
Lee Anderson
Chaka Demus & Pliers
The Daily Mail
GB News
Dan Wooden
Richard Littlejohn
Huw Edwards
Gary Glitter
Moths
Pussy grabbers
Ears.
🇺🇸
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Credit @sophiep25397.bsky.social on Twitter
Farage lied when he said he was too ill to appear for the BBC interview on Sunday.
The Heartland Institute, whose party he attended instead, doesn't believe in tobacco harms, climate change and seeks the dismantling of the NHS.
Be warned. If you care
Farage lied when he said he was too ill to appear for the BBC interview on Sunday.
The Heartland Institute, whose party he attended instead, doesn't believe in tobacco harms, climate change and seeks the dismantling of the NHS.
Be warned. If you care
January 22, 2026 at 3:26 AM
Credit @sophiep25397.bsky.social on Twitter
Farage lied when he said he was too ill to appear for the BBC interview on Sunday.
The Heartland Institute, whose party he attended instead, doesn't believe in tobacco harms, climate change and seeks the dismantling of the NHS.
Be warned. If you care
Farage lied when he said he was too ill to appear for the BBC interview on Sunday.
The Heartland Institute, whose party he attended instead, doesn't believe in tobacco harms, climate change and seeks the dismantling of the NHS.
Be warned. If you care
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Great metaphor.
Vance on the economy:
"You don't turn the Titanic around overnight"
"You don't turn the Titanic around overnight"
January 23, 2026 at 7:05 AM
Great metaphor.