Anwyn
@anwyn.bsky.social
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Short, queer, foul mouthed, obsessed with movies and music, elder emo/goth auntie energy. If you recognise my header image we need to be friends! Also at @femmecraft.bsky.social, talking about my handmade badges and jewellery: www.femmecraft.com
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anwyn.bsky.social
A million years ago, my final year English teacher took a disliking to me and marked me down for using profanity in a short story about someone being mugged.
Still so mad at the clear injustice!
johnmoe.bsky.social
What meaningless thing/experience are you still mad about? Like it should not matter at all, DOES not matter at all. But you’re still MAD.

And how long has it been?

I bought some bagels at Hy-Vee four years ago. So bad. Too big. Hard. Bland. WORTHLESS.

I’m still FURIOUS.
anwyn.bsky.social
Oh wow, for real? These three are the only ones I have, so I'd love to complete the set! Feel free to DM me, and maybe we can work out a deal!
anwyn.bsky.social
Uuuuugh, I hate that growing feeling of spinning an overwhelming number of plates that always hits just before moving day! Just gotta keep chipping away at my to-do list and not let it paralyse me.
anwyn.bsky.social
I know, right? I'm not really sure how long I've had these stashed, but it's been a hot minute! I think I'm going to have to frame some up properly.
anwyn.bsky.social
Oh my heart! That's DELIGHTFUL!
anwyn.bsky.social
As an artist who is eternally delighted by left field, incredibly niche custom requests, this really tickles me.
spoontaneous.bsky.social
A repost...

Magic Cooking Wands ~ A request was made by someone participating in a LARP for a 'magic wand' that was holsterable and could double as a spoon (to stir chocolate).

The second spoon (first effort) is charred Oak found on the road. The first spoon is Jackfruit wood with ebony claw.
anwyn.bsky.social
Today was periodically quite stressful, but also an awful lot of people were quite nice to me today, so it kind of balances out. Among other kinds things, the nice salesperson at the bottle shop slipped me two free cans of premix vodka lemonade because their sell by date is tomorrow!
anwyn.bsky.social
On my way home from the other side of the city, my phone touch screen decided to crash, and shortly after I realised I'd left my house keys at my point of origin. ACK! Thankfully my real estate agent is close to my house and was happy to lend me a spare set, and my phone seems to be fine after reset
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clairewillett.bsky.social
found exactly the one use of “evil recoils in the presence of Christ” I am willing to sign off on, HOOOOOOOOLY SHIT

Father Larry did not come here to fuck around
richraho.bsky.social
Chicago priest Fr. Larry Dowling describes procession to ICE facility: “No one had the courage to speak directly to us. No one from Homeland Security could stand in the presence of the Monstrance holding the Blessed Sacrament. No wonder. Evil is repelled, recoils in the presence of Christ.”
anwyn.bsky.social
Isn't he just? I'm even washing the sheets his cat vomited on.
anwyn.bsky.social
I ventured out into the heat to pick up drinks and snacks so everything would be nice when my partner gets home, and despite how much I love him, I have some serious regrets 🫠
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surlyamy.bsky.social
Hey all, I just put my shop on sale. Everything is 15% off and most stuff is free shipping. Now till Tuesday. Please share with your friends. It ain’t easy being an artist these days. Happy Fall y’all!
Surly.etsy.com
A light up ceramic cactus. A crystal necklace with three crystals and a silver chain. A ceramic incense burner in the shape of a heart with birds and the phases of the moon. A necklace with a hemp cord and a ceramic pendant with a tree.
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thelogantrent.bsky.social
I think execs misunderstood when people were saying that Jared Leto lures in teens.
dailycosmicmarvel.bsky.social
‘TRON: ARES’ has earned $14.3M in its opening day at the domestic box office.

For comparison, ‘MORBIUS’ opened to $17.3M.
anwyn.bsky.social
It was on the bottom of the safe one upon a time, but I haven't had the code in three or four moves, so it's long gone by now.
anwyn.bsky.social
I rewatched The Marvels tonight for the first time since seeing it in cinemas, and you know what? I still think it's really really fun, despite the extremely patchy world building and truck sized plot holes. Every time the Marvels are all on screen, I just want to cheer like Kamala.
anwyn.bsky.social
Annoying when that happens. Allow me to be the outside voice of reason that says you need to eat, even if you don't feel like you deserve it. Even if it's just a pickle.
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cyberstalin.bsky.social
"women are perfect angels" is a form of misogyny not only because women can do bad things but also because women are PEOPLE and PEOPLE are not perfect. Putting the expectation of literal perfection on women is CLASSIC whore-Madonna complex nonsense.
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Sin Made Manifest
Erotic audio storyteller, voice artist & smut peddler
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anwyn.bsky.social
I tried that too for a while, but I don't have the patience to keep at it. Ben is keen to give it a go when he gets back, and he loves fiddly puzzles.
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anwyn.bsky.social
The treasures you discover while packing to move! I thought I'd lost my little stash of these amazing @yoshiyoshitani.bsky.social Sailor Scout cards, but I've now got them safely on hand in my wallet (wallet is by the same artist, lol)
Three business card size prints of an artistic interpretation of Sailor Moon, Sailor Mercury and Sailor Venus in a fun slightly punkish street style. The reverse side of the three Sailor Scout prints. The top one reads "Thank you for Mansplaining/ that was super helpful/ I learned so much" with an email address listed as well@actually.com. The middle one reads "Thank you so much/ but your opinions are garbage/ I don't give a fuck" with your Opinions@fuckoff.com as the email, and the bottom one reads "Please fuck off/ sick of your shit" with you@somewhereelse.com. as the listed email.
anwyn.bsky.social
I discovered this ancient safe money box from Smiggle in a long unopened box, and I know it has stuff in there I want to extract but dammed if I can remember the combination. I had a go at brute force jiggling the lock, but it's surprisingly sturdy.
A black metal money box in the shape of a miniature old fashioned safe with a silver three turn dial lock and handle.
anwyn.bsky.social
Lol, they shouldn't send the junior real estate agents to deal with me. He says after the inspection today that they'll probably need to do another one next Saturday, and seemed quite flabbergasted when I said no because I'll be moving on Saturday. The AUDACITY.
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thecorodon.bsky.social
Exodus 8:2
"If you refuse to let them go, I will send a plague of frogs on your whole country."
reverendjesus.com
Blessed are the frogs, for they keep making authoritarians look incredibly stupid
Three persons in inflatable frog costumes. One of them is holding a nicely painted sign with two little cartoon frogs holding hands, below the text "FROGS TOGETHER STRONG"