S.J. Newman
@americanperpwalk.bsky.social
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S.J. Newman
@americanperpwalk.bsky.social
· Jul 15
Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
Gotcha, Sociopath Barbie!
(Sociopath Cory sold separately)
(Sociopath Cory sold separately)
MAGAZINER: How many veterans have you deported?
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
December 11, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Gotcha, Sociopath Barbie!
(Sociopath Cory sold separately)
(Sociopath Cory sold separately)
I’m old enough to remember when countries were forced to worship strongmen like Castro and Franco for just fogging a mirror.
Voting for a president to fall asleep in cabinet meetings seems an odd thing to do . . .
December 9, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I’m old enough to remember when countries were forced to worship strongmen like Castro and Franco for just fogging a mirror.
STAHL: Listen, you little crumb from a Cracker Barrel. I’ll have you hauled in for questioning on “Between Two Ferns.”
Perhaps…not a true change of heart, then? Gosh
LESLEY STAHL: You contributed to the toxic culture. You were out there pounding, insulting people
MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE: You've contributed to it as well
STAHL: I want you to respond to what you have done in terms of insulting people
MTG: I'd like for you to respond to that
December 8, 2025 at 1:40 PM
STAHL: Listen, you little crumb from a Cracker Barrel. I’ll have you hauled in for questioning on “Between Two Ferns.”
CNBC: Trump saw a dwarf-throwing contest in a bar in Memphis. Will he be bringing that to the White House?
DUFFY: That’s what the new ballroom’s for.
DUFFY: That’s what the new ballroom’s for.
CNBC: Trump said he saw microcars over in the Asia -- 'Why don't we have these here?' There are reasons we don't see those vehicles. Will you change the rules so they can be built and driven on highways?
DUFFY: He called me after the meeting and said, 'Let's change the rules.' We're in the process.
DUFFY: He called me after the meeting and said, 'Let's change the rules.' We're in the process.
December 4, 2025 at 1:50 PM
CNBC: Trump saw a dwarf-throwing contest in a bar in Memphis. Will he be bringing that to the White House?
DUFFY: That’s what the new ballroom’s for.
DUFFY: That’s what the new ballroom’s for.
More people die from choking on steak than die from snorting coke. Maybe start bombing ranchers?
Hundreds of millions. Wow, that's a lot. That's more than have died in every single war combined in the entire world since 1900.
December 2, 2025 at 7:36 PM
More people die from choking on steak than die from snorting coke. Maybe start bombing ranchers?
"Me and Mrs. Jones" by Billy Paul was released September 13, 1972. It took me 53 years to realize ‘Jones’ is not her real name.
December 2, 2025 at 6:51 PM
"Me and Mrs. Jones" by Billy Paul was released September 13, 1972. It took me 53 years to realize ‘Jones’ is not her real name.
Happy Thanksgiving weekend to all, except to the fuckers working overtime to redact Trump from the Epstein files.
November 29, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Happy Thanksgiving weekend to all, except to the fuckers working overtime to redact Trump from the Epstein files.
If you’re within 500 feet of a firehose of lies, you’re probably near a MAGA Republican.
Markwayne Mullin: "Reward people for being healthy. Think about this. Healthcare is the only industry that you're not rewarded for taking care of your responsibility. If you think about homeowners insurance, if you're within 500 feet of a fire hydrant, your insurance goes down."
November 19, 2025 at 6:02 PM
If you’re within 500 feet of a firehose of lies, you’re probably near a MAGA Republican.
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Headline of the Year Exposes Trump’s Craven Oval Office Hypocrisy
(🚨) BREAKING NEWS: President of the United States Defends Business Partner's Brutal Murder of a Washington Post Journalist on National Television; Having Orchestrated the Public Humiliation of Global Hero Volodymyr Zelensky in the Same Room Months Ago, Trump Says Criticizing Vile Despots Off-Limits
Trump claims slain journalist Khashoggi was ‘extremely controversial,’ defends Saudi crown prince | CNN Politics
President Donald Trump on Tuesday angrily dismissed a question about the 2018 murder of Jamal Khashoggi, claiming the Saudi dissident journalist was “extremely controversial” and insisting the subject...
www.cnn.com
November 18, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Headline of the Year Exposes Trump’s Craven Oval Office Hypocrisy
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Happy Wednesday
November 12, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Happy Wednesday
When you’re dumb as a bag of hammers, all problems look easily nailed.
Call in the troops to solve the commercial real estate crisis in our swanky downtown cores
You can’t make this shit up, folks
You can’t make this shit up, folks
November 11, 2025 at 2:56 PM
When you’re dumb as a bag of hammers, all problems look easily nailed.
We’re not as divided as people in power would like us to be.
November 8, 2025 at 6:20 PM
We’re not as divided as people in power would like us to be.
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Cracker Who Lost His Way from Barrel Fearful of Pita Bread Invasion
Tuberville: “We just saw what happened in NY. We lost NY. It will be completely Muslim in 3-4 years. That’s what they want. And it’s going to spread throughout the country.”
November 7, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Cracker Who Lost His Way from Barrel Fearful of Pita Bread Invasion
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Every tyrant has obsessions—Trump’s are tariffs and ketchup.
November 7, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Every tyrant has obsessions—Trump’s are tariffs and ketchup.
Cracker Who Lost His Way from Barrel Fearful of Pita Bread Invasion
Tuberville: “We just saw what happened in NY. We lost NY. It will be completely Muslim in 3-4 years. That’s what they want. And it’s going to spread throughout the country.”
November 7, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Cracker Who Lost His Way from Barrel Fearful of Pita Bread Invasion
Sorry, I want leaders who don’t fall for stupid conspiracy theories in the first place.
November 6, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Sorry, I want leaders who don’t fall for stupid conspiracy theories in the first place.
A participation prize for the World Punching Down Champion.
Oh come ON!
FIFA has announced the creation of a peace prize, which it plans to award at the draw for the World Cup on Dec. 5 in Washington. https://to.pbs.org/47LyluB
November 6, 2025 at 5:27 PM
A participation prize for the World Punching Down Champion.
What’s good for Texas is not good for California, say Republican hypocrites.
Republicans Swiftly File Lawsuit in Bid to Block California’s New House Maps
www.nytimes.com
November 6, 2025 at 4:34 PM
What’s good for Texas is not good for California, say Republican hypocrites.
Fava beans and Chianti not included.
Orcas have devised a clever trick to gang up on great white sharks and eat their livers, which has been captured on video for the first time.
Orcas are ganging up on great white sharks to eat their livers
For the first time, video footage has captured orcas in the Gulf of California hunting young great white sharks, using a trick to flip them over, paralise them and get at their energy-rich livers
www.newscientist.com
November 6, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Fava beans and Chianti not included.
LOL. When I read this, I spit out my candy corn.
November 6, 2025 at 4:24 PM
LOL. When I read this, I spit out my candy corn.
Untrustworthy brain trust
Both claim to have no idea what is going on, which in itself is concerning for Speaker of the House and President, but the reality is quite different. The Speaker is a degenerate liar. In contrast the President is a unique mix of degenerate liar, uninformed, and suffering from dementia.
November 4, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Untrustworthy brain trust
Correction: Only Right-Wing Billionaires with persecution complexes can afford to leave NY on short notice.
Also this would certainly help to ameliorate the current housing crisis in the city
(PS: No one's moving)
(PS: No one's moving)
You laugh, but this is how the exododus went extinct
November 4, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Correction: Only Right-Wing Billionaires with persecution complexes can afford to leave NY on short notice.
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Notice how it’s somehow the government’s job to legislate a few Bible verses on human sexuality over our entire country, but it’s suddenly “not the government’s job” when it comes to the +2,500 Bible verses calling for a generous use of wealth that prioritizes the poor.
October 28, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Notice how it’s somehow the government’s job to legislate a few Bible verses on human sexuality over our entire country, but it’s suddenly “not the government’s job” when it comes to the +2,500 Bible verses calling for a generous use of wealth that prioritizes the poor.
The dimwitted white man thinks he’s cleverly hiding his racism by attacking the IQ of his intellectual superior who happens to be black.
Trump: "They have Jasmine Crockett -- a low IQ person. AOC is low IQ. Have her pass the exams I decided to take when I was at Walter Reed. They're cognitive tests. Let AOC go against Trump. Let Jasmine go against Trump. The first couple questions are easy -- a tiger, an elephant, a giraffe ... "
October 27, 2025 at 4:22 PM
The dimwitted white man thinks he’s cleverly hiding his racism by attacking the IQ of his intellectual superior who happens to be black.