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Halfsies
@halfmt.bsky.social
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Semi-professional bastard
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Halfsies @halfmt.bsky.social · 6h
🤣🤣🤣legit
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Halfsies @halfmt.bsky.social · 6h
You think Taco Bell has some kind of super computer to figure out new items to make from the same seven ingredients the same way we look for new prime numbers?
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Halfsies @halfmt.bsky.social · 6h
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Halfsies @halfmt.bsky.social · 1d
a cartoon chicken with big eyes and a red crest is being held by a woman .
ALT: a cartoon chicken with big eyes and a red crest is being held by a woman .
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Halfsies @halfmt.bsky.social · 1d
🤣🤣🤣🤣 your power is weakening, all hail sky rock!!!
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Halfsies @halfmt.bsky.social · 5d
Jesus Christ, would it just happen already?!?!?
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Halfsies @halfmt.bsky.social · 6d
🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Halfsies @halfmt.bsky.social · 6d
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Halfsies @halfmt.bsky.social · 6d
Love the fit!!!
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Monica @softtail65.bsky.social · 12d
Me too!
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Halfsies @halfmt.bsky.social · 12d
Such a great night on the mats last night!!!
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Halfsies @halfmt.bsky.social · 13d
And everywhere!!!!
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Halfsies @halfmt.bsky.social · 13d
She was on top of the stackable dryer 🤣
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Halfsies @halfmt.bsky.social · 13d
"Hello motherfucker, hey, hi, how ya durrn'?"
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Halfsies @halfmt.bsky.social · 15d
Last night was pretty dope.
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Halfsies @halfmt.bsky.social · 16d
Is shattered by the sound of breaking glass. The crocodiles' eyes widen, as something new and unexpected begins to spread across it's primitive brain. It's....it's fear. And as the guitars kick in, the crocodile realizes it's so much worse than just fear: its Stone Cold Steve Irwin. 2/2
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Halfsies @halfmt.bsky.social · 16d
Ok, hear me out. Its another scorching hot day in the Australian outback. A massive crocodile sits on a sand bar in the middle of the river, covered in dry mud and scars. He's the king here, and no one in their right mind, man or beast would dare challenge him. When suddenly the sun baked serenity 1
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Halfsies @halfmt.bsky.social · 19d
Hahaha fuck yeah man! Thats incredible! I absolutely love hearing that!!!
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Halfsies @halfmt.bsky.social · 19d
What's good!?!?! Doing well over here, currently going my best to batten down the hatches, looking at gusts up to 90 here tonight 😖😖😖 how are you?
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Halfsies @halfmt.bsky.social · 20d
Shhhhhhhh, its ok, my love.
I promise, that was a happy ending.
I told you in the beginning that she was a very good girl,
And this is what princesses were made for.

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Halfsies @halfmt.bsky.social · 20d
Its too late now.
No knight in shining armor.
All thats left is the sweet release of surrender.
Her body stiffens, hot and tingling as the spell takes hold.
And just like he promised,
Her breath is his, a wordless scream,
Trapped forever in the depths of a kiss.

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Halfsies @halfmt.bsky.social · 20d
A sweet sacrifice on an altar of sweat stained sheets
His hands grasped firmly around her throat.
He's heavy on top of her,
Desperately seeking that magic deep inside.
Coming closer with each ragged breath.

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Halfsies @halfmt.bsky.social · 20d
Do you like this story, my love?
You tremble with each movement of my lips.
Do you want me to keep going?
I want to hear you say it.
Mmmm Im proud of you.
Now just lay back and let me finish.

It's the third act now,
Things are getting dark.
The villain has our hero tied down,

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Halfsies @halfmt.bsky.social · 20d
She's so brave, isn't she?
Even when hot tears roll down her cheeks
She never begs for him to stop.
She just strains against the ropes
Desperate to dig her nails into him.
Didn't I tell you she was a good girl?

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Halfsies @halfmt.bsky.social · 20d
Her? Thats the princess,
Our heroin(e).
She's a very good girl

And him?
Why he's the villain.
He's going to steal her breath.

"Why?", you ask?
Silly girl, thats what princesses are made for.
There's magic inside them.

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