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Halfsies
@halfmt.bsky.social
Semi-professional bastard
Cheers, my friend!
November 25, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Hahahaha yessss!
November 24, 2025 at 11:04 PM
All the love, my friend
November 24, 2025 at 5:14 PM
😁😁😁
November 15, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I mean, I can't really knock him for that
November 15, 2025 at 12:03 AM
With one giant exception: he cannot remember its way better to stack the dishes in the sink. And every single time I go to summit Mount Dishmore I try and remind him to for next time, but he's already off in the other room, doom scrolling and hitting the vape. FUCKING LISTEN, BRO! 2/2
November 11, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Lol packing on those hibernation pounds
November 10, 2025 at 7:40 PM
November 6, 2025 at 5:32 PM