S.J. Newman
@americanperpwalk.bsky.social
Watch the usual suspects walk the Red Carpet of Shame called AMERICAN PERP WALK
I didn’t die on the cross for your sins just to become a piece of crappy jewelry hanging around your hateful neck.
—Jesus
—Jesus
December 14, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I didn’t die on the cross for your sins just to become a piece of crappy jewelry hanging around your hateful neck.
—Jesus
—Jesus
Gnome Living Under Stairs Refers to Self in Third Person While Spouting Nonsense
December 13, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Gnome Living Under Stairs Refers to Self in Third Person While Spouting Nonsense
Where’s the Early Bird Special menu?
December 13, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Where’s the Early Bird Special menu?
Where are the slot machines?
December 13, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Where are the slot machines?
They say he can even survive the vacuum of deep space. Let’s find out.
December 13, 2025 at 2:38 PM
They say he can even survive the vacuum of deep space. Let’s find out.
It’s call disinhibition. Plus, Trump doesn’t require sleep, so he sundowns at random times each day. He can survive freezing, as well as the vacuum of outer space.
December 12, 2025 at 9:38 PM
It’s call disinhibition. Plus, Trump doesn’t require sleep, so he sundowns at random times each day. He can survive freezing, as well as the vacuum of outer space.
Keep up the great work.
December 12, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Keep up the great work.
Get out the rubber sheets. This is Stephen Miller’s wet dream.
December 12, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Get out the rubber sheets. This is Stephen Miller’s wet dream.
Gotcha, Sociopath Barbie!
(Sociopath Cory sold separately)
(Sociopath Cory sold separately)
December 11, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Gotcha, Sociopath Barbie!
(Sociopath Cory sold separately)
(Sociopath Cory sold separately)
More likely a symptom of onset dementia. Not something to brag about.
December 11, 2025 at 2:59 PM
More likely a symptom of onset dementia. Not something to brag about.
We are no longer the Federation. We are the Klingons.
December 11, 2025 at 2:56 PM
We are no longer the Federation. We are the Klingons.
The pay is DOJ dropping charges.
December 11, 2025 at 3:54 AM
The pay is DOJ dropping charges.
My first grownup movie. Saw it in Fort Lee, NJ with an older cousin when I was 9. That year, a 19-yr-old crash landed on the GW Bridge, nearby, James Bond style.
December 10, 2025 at 11:50 PM
My first grownup movie. Saw it in Fort Lee, NJ with an older cousin when I was 9. That year, a 19-yr-old crash landed on the GW Bridge, nearby, James Bond style.
Grandma Groupie Misappropriates Campaign Funds to See Kid Rock
December 10, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Grandma Groupie Misappropriates Campaign Funds to See Kid Rock
Trump breaks the fourth wall all the time.
December 10, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Trump breaks the fourth wall all the time.
Either these men are being blackmailed to do Trump’s bidding, or they’re just loathsome right-wing elitists out of touch with everyday Americans. Either way, their failure to uphold the Constitution is grounds for impeachment.
December 9, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Either these men are being blackmailed to do Trump’s bidding, or they’re just loathsome right-wing elitists out of touch with everyday Americans. Either way, their failure to uphold the Constitution is grounds for impeachment.
I’m old enough to remember when countries were forced to worship strongmen like Castro and Franco for just fogging a mirror.
December 9, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I’m old enough to remember when countries were forced to worship strongmen like Castro and Franco for just fogging a mirror.
Habba La Vista, Baby.
December 9, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Habba La Vista, Baby.
We’re currently in the “Hair of the dog that bit you” phase of democracy. Like a bad hangover, we’re re-experiencing a King’s tyranny which hopefully will remind Americans why we have a Constitution, & why it must be defended at all costs, including impeaching and convicting an imperial president.
December 9, 2025 at 3:57 PM
We’re currently in the “Hair of the dog that bit you” phase of democracy. Like a bad hangover, we’re re-experiencing a King’s tyranny which hopefully will remind Americans why we have a Constitution, & why it must be defended at all costs, including impeaching and convicting an imperial president.
STAHL: Listen, you little crumb from a Cracker Barrel. I’ll have you hauled in for questioning on “Between Two Ferns.”
December 8, 2025 at 1:18 PM
STAHL: Listen, you little crumb from a Cracker Barrel. I’ll have you hauled in for questioning on “Between Two Ferns.”
Nobody voted for this shit.
December 8, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Nobody voted for this shit.