Ambroise Vollard
@ambroisevollard.bsky.social
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Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
October 22, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
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Alright, let's do it. Here's a little prospective reader's guide to every Thomas Pynchon novel. We'll take them in order of publication. This might be a long thread. Buckle up! 1/x
October 6, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Alright, let's do it. Here's a little prospective reader's guide to every Thomas Pynchon novel. We'll take them in order of publication. This might be a long thread. Buckle up! 1/x
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Yellow Cow by Franz Marc, 1911
https://botfrens.com/collections/212/contents/137844
https://botfrens.com/collections/212/contents/137844
October 4, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Yellow Cow by Franz Marc, 1911
https://botfrens.com/collections/212/contents/137844
https://botfrens.com/collections/212/contents/137844
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On Brooklyn Bridge by Albert Gleizes, 1917
https://botfrens.com/collections/212/contents/137435
https://botfrens.com/collections/212/contents/137435
October 3, 2025 at 11:32 PM
On Brooklyn Bridge by Albert Gleizes, 1917
https://botfrens.com/collections/212/contents/137435
https://botfrens.com/collections/212/contents/137435
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Fat Man and Little Boy bombed.
October 1, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Fat Man and Little Boy bombed.
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The moment where Hegseth ends his speech and not a single officer claps is the most hopeful thing I have seen in a long time.
September 30, 2025 at 6:15 PM
The moment where Hegseth ends his speech and not a single officer claps is the most hopeful thing I have seen in a long time.
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Children in the Street 1915
https://botfrens.com/collections/90/contents/25712
https://botfrens.com/collections/90/contents/25712
September 24, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Children in the Street 1915
https://botfrens.com/collections/90/contents/25712
https://botfrens.com/collections/90/contents/25712
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Violet-Orange by Vasily Kandinsky, 1935
https://botfrens.com/collections/212/contents/137587
https://botfrens.com/collections/212/contents/137587
September 22, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Violet-Orange by Vasily Kandinsky, 1935
https://botfrens.com/collections/212/contents/137587
https://botfrens.com/collections/212/contents/137587
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bond girls but they’re also muppets: thread
September 21, 2025 at 5:59 PM
bond girls but they’re also muppets: thread
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{if "laugh-in" was on in 2025}
PERVERT: Say, doll — what do you think of these TARIFFS?
BIMBO: They're awful! I tried to get human trafficked, but they told me they couldn't afford the taxes and doodies!!
PERVERT: You mean "duties"?
BIMBO: I wish!!!
{🎶horns🎶}
JD VANCE: Sock it to anyone but me
PERVERT: Say, doll — what do you think of these TARIFFS?
BIMBO: They're awful! I tried to get human trafficked, but they told me they couldn't afford the taxes and doodies!!
PERVERT: You mean "duties"?
BIMBO: I wish!!!
{🎶horns🎶}
JD VANCE: Sock it to anyone but me
September 9, 2025 at 2:29 PM
{if "laugh-in" was on in 2025}
PERVERT: Say, doll — what do you think of these TARIFFS?
BIMBO: They're awful! I tried to get human trafficked, but they told me they couldn't afford the taxes and doodies!!
PERVERT: You mean "duties"?
BIMBO: I wish!!!
{🎶horns🎶}
JD VANCE: Sock it to anyone but me
PERVERT: Say, doll — what do you think of these TARIFFS?
BIMBO: They're awful! I tried to get human trafficked, but they told me they couldn't afford the taxes and doodies!!
PERVERT: You mean "duties"?
BIMBO: I wish!!!
{🎶horns🎶}
JD VANCE: Sock it to anyone but me
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the real glory of world war two was that it involved a warrior cult being ground down and beaten to a pulp by people who would rather have been doing something else.
Hegseth: "Maximum lethality -- not tepid legality. Violent effect, not politically correct. We're gonna raise up warriors. Not just defenders."
September 5, 2025 at 10:11 PM
the real glory of world war two was that it involved a warrior cult being ground down and beaten to a pulp by people who would rather have been doing something else.
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Remembering Leonor Fini on her birthday 🎂 - and #caturday!
📷 Martine Franck, Paris, 2004
"Her art is the crack in the mirror, the edge of the equation, the dream of tremendous import half-grasped upon awakening, whose meaning dissolves with daylight."
- Catherine Styles McLeod
📷 Martine Franck, Paris, 2004
"Her art is the crack in the mirror, the edge of the equation, the dream of tremendous import half-grasped upon awakening, whose meaning dissolves with daylight."
- Catherine Styles McLeod
August 30, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Remembering Leonor Fini on her birthday 🎂 - and #caturday!
📷 Martine Franck, Paris, 2004
"Her art is the crack in the mirror, the edge of the equation, the dream of tremendous import half-grasped upon awakening, whose meaning dissolves with daylight."
- Catherine Styles McLeod
📷 Martine Franck, Paris, 2004
"Her art is the crack in the mirror, the edge of the equation, the dream of tremendous import half-grasped upon awakening, whose meaning dissolves with daylight."
- Catherine Styles McLeod
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Rene Magritte
Les vacances de Hegel, 1958
Les vacances de Hegel, 1958
August 27, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Rene Magritte
Les vacances de Hegel, 1958
Les vacances de Hegel, 1958
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Are you one of those people who cannot imagine the Guard in their beloved LA?
It's not particularly my beloved LA.
Can you imagine us in NYC?
When you get there, ask me!
Hmmh!
How about Chicago?
Well there are certain sections of Chicago, Major, that I wouldn't advise you to try to invade.
It's not particularly my beloved LA.
Can you imagine us in NYC?
When you get there, ask me!
Hmmh!
How about Chicago?
Well there are certain sections of Chicago, Major, that I wouldn't advise you to try to invade.
I’m not hanging my hat on any of this but skipping Chicago after an inch of push back would be funny
August 25, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Are you one of those people who cannot imagine the Guard in their beloved LA?
It's not particularly my beloved LA.
Can you imagine us in NYC?
When you get there, ask me!
Hmmh!
How about Chicago?
Well there are certain sections of Chicago, Major, that I wouldn't advise you to try to invade.
It's not particularly my beloved LA.
Can you imagine us in NYC?
When you get there, ask me!
Hmmh!
How about Chicago?
Well there are certain sections of Chicago, Major, that I wouldn't advise you to try to invade.
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If the nazi site is nicer to you than the non-nazi site then that might be a you problem tbh
It’s actually far, far worse on Bluesky. The nastiness and vitriol here makes X look civilized and high-minded by comparison 🙃. The close-minded scolds on here shouldn’t flatter themselves
I do think this is the best argument against staying on twitter, which I acknowledge in my piece.
August 23, 2025 at 8:24 PM
If the nazi site is nicer to you than the non-nazi site then that might be a you problem tbh
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Have you ever wondered what Mark from Peep Show would look like if he was exposed to the manosphere
This man looks like an age-regressed Mr Bean who’s had his puckish humor surgically removed and replaced with evil
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
DHS speechwriter linked to hateful social accounts
‘They are not migrants. They are not ‘undocumented.’ They are an invading army. The largest invasion in American history,’ DHS speechwriter writes on X
www.independent.co.uk
August 19, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Have you ever wondered what Mark from Peep Show would look like if he was exposed to the manosphere
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ok this is a great line tho
August 10, 2025 at 11:44 PM
ok this is a great line tho
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This really feels like a defining post of our time
August 6, 2025 at 8:49 PM
This really feels like a defining post of our time
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Preparedness by Roy Lichtenstein, 1968 #artbots #guggenheim
https://botfrens.com/collections/212/contents/137927
https://botfrens.com/collections/212/contents/137927
August 5, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Preparedness by Roy Lichtenstein, 1968 #artbots #guggenheim
https://botfrens.com/collections/212/contents/137927
https://botfrens.com/collections/212/contents/137927
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For his birthday today, my favourite Terry O'Neill portraits
His iconic shot of Faye Dunaway the morning after her Oscar win, 1977.
Dunaway & O'Neill were married from 1983-87
His iconic shot of Faye Dunaway the morning after her Oscar win, 1977.
Dunaway & O'Neill were married from 1983-87
July 31, 2025 at 12:37 AM
For his birthday today, my favourite Terry O'Neill portraits
His iconic shot of Faye Dunaway the morning after her Oscar win, 1977.
Dunaway & O'Neill were married from 1983-87
His iconic shot of Faye Dunaway the morning after her Oscar win, 1977.
Dunaway & O'Neill were married from 1983-87
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The Conniff Files have been released, and enhanced, with the new audio version of my book 25 MST3K FILMS THAT CHANGED MY LIFE IN NO WAY WHATSOEVER, read by the culprit himself. FULL DISCLOSURE: It's funny! Get it here: dumb-industries.com/audiobooks/t...
July 22, 2025 at 5:01 PM
The Conniff Files have been released, and enhanced, with the new audio version of my book 25 MST3K FILMS THAT CHANGED MY LIFE IN NO WAY WHATSOEVER, read by the culprit himself. FULL DISCLOSURE: It's funny! Get it here: dumb-industries.com/audiobooks/t...
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Yeah I don’t care if you’re a socialist, a Blue Dog or Bill Kristol, if you’re an enemy of fascism then you’re my ally, and if you care more about your status in the democratic coalition than about beating fascism then you have to go.
Jeffries' camp is making this extremely explicit! They're practically salivating for the blood of the DSA
July 19, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Yeah I don’t care if you’re a socialist, a Blue Dog or Bill Kristol, if you’re an enemy of fascism then you’re my ally, and if you care more about your status in the democratic coalition than about beating fascism then you have to go.
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i am afflicted by a deep and terrible disease. i will not see heaven.
July 18, 2025 at 3:59 AM
i am afflicted by a deep and terrible disease. i will not see heaven.