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Puerto Rican Gandalf

@allmydovars.bsky.social

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I travel for work…a lot. Mets, Baseball, RPGs, and just trying to get these jokes off, tbh.

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Puerto Rican Gandalf @allmydovars.bsky.social · Jan 19

Watching The Minions Movie with my nephew and telling him that’s how our family came to America.

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 4h

"Mr. President sir the idea is you're constantly flying around in a big jet filled with your own shit in it. Like human shit. Anyways you're wearing a little crown in your little shitmobile and you're dumping the shit out. I think people will like it."

molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 5h

and another thing: he’s not mad. please don’t put it in the newspaper that he got mad.

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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 1d

You do not have to engage. They are here in bad faith. No one needs to hear about Wayne Chrebet or Chad Pennington. Block New York Jets fans and move on.

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 1d

This government suffers from severe loser stench. Everything they say and do is a barely veiled form of "I'm the BOSS and you have to RESPECT ME!" and nobody does. Millions of people are going outside tomorrow just to say so

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Puerto Rican Gandalf @allmydovars.bsky.social · 2d

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Puerto Rican Gandalf @allmydovars.bsky.social · 3d

We need to have a talk about the flute player on “It’s The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown!”

Puerto Rican Gandalf @allmydovars.bsky.social · 3d

You mean Talib, lyrics stick to ya ribs?

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 3d

Welcome to Bluesky: Weird Al is on here but you sometimes don’t immediately get told that. That’s most of the important information.

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Puerto Rican Gandalf @allmydovars.bsky.social · 4d

D’Angelo was really a 1 of 1 musician.

We lost a great.

Puerto Rican Gandalf @allmydovars.bsky.social · 4d

I’m trying to confirm the D’Angelo rumors on BlueSky of all places, and I know that’s silly.

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Jacob T. Levy @jacobtlevy.bsky.social · 6d

The deportation order derives from the crime of which he has now been exonerated.

www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...

He was wrongfully imprisoned for 43 years. Moments after being released, ICE took him

Subramanyam “Subu” Vedam now faces deportation.

www.miamiherald.com

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Puerto Rican Gandalf @allmydovars.bsky.social · 6d

Had too many potato chips before bed and dreamt that they elected me “The Jeans Pope”.

Puerto Rican Gandalf @allmydovars.bsky.social · 7d

This hit way too close to home.

Puerto Rican Gandalf @allmydovars.bsky.social · 8d

Really excited to see Yankees fans piss and moan about Bellinger if he signs elsewhere.

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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 9d

baseball can turn on astounding feats of athleticism and "oh no that guy just drove up the off ramp" in equal measure

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Puerto Rican Gandalf @allmydovars.bsky.social · 9d

Lmao

Puerto Rican Gandalf @allmydovars.bsky.social · 9d

I like not having ghost runners in the post season, but I also super want to go to bed.

Puerto Rican Gandalf @allmydovars.bsky.social · 10d

I’m like one hot dish potluck invite from buying property in Bloomington, MN, I swear.

Puerto Rican Gandalf @allmydovars.bsky.social · 10d

If I keep getting absolutely charmed by the Midwest/Great Lakes region, I might have to make a move.

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Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 12d

CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors.

ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't

CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.

ISILDUR: true