j-hoe stan
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FKA fictionalaspect || 40's || B.A.P 💚 2012, BTS 💜 2013, multi in k-pop but bandom forever || many, many fic 👉 http://alturl.com/ynpok 🔞 || they/them 🏳️⚧️🙂↕️ not female.
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this is the absolute minimum I will leave the house with, although I will often leave everything but my phone/keys in the car to run errands. I just need e.g. things like inhalers/epipens/etc to be within like 50 feet of me. The small clear case in pic #1 is unscented soap leaves.
November 30, 2025 at 12:41 AM
this is the absolute minimum I will leave the house with, although I will often leave everything but my phone/keys in the car to run errands. I just need e.g. things like inhalers/epipens/etc to be within like 50 feet of me. The small clear case in pic #1 is unscented soap leaves.
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conspiracy theory: they have, but none of the footage was usable (see also the zero footage of them sharing a room in BV2 😂)
November 29, 2025 at 4:11 AM
conspiracy theory: they have, but none of the footage was usable (see also the zero footage of them sharing a room in BV2 😂)
fam I would love your recs for a very classic "Character A Decides To Try That Gay Shit with Character B" exploration fic where they are CLEARLY in love with each. Older fics good too! I don't mind a re-read, just
can't think of any that I haven't already read like 9 times rn.
can't think of any that I haven't already read like 9 times rn.
November 30, 2025 at 12:08 AM
fam I would love your recs for a very classic "Character A Decides To Try That Gay Shit with Character B" exploration fic where they are CLEARLY in love with each. Older fics good too! I don't mind a re-read, just
can't think of any that I haven't already read like 9 times rn.
can't think of any that I haven't already read like 9 times rn.
THEY HAVE GONE HOME but are coming back tomorrow for lunch 🙃 (and then actually leaving)
fam it is 6pm on a Saturday and my in-laws are still here and have been since Thursday morning with only minimal breaks
save me
save me
November 30, 2025 at 12:03 AM
THEY HAVE GONE HOME but are coming back tomorrow for lunch 🙃 (and then actually leaving)
yes anon some of us are in fact that horny but also do not rule out being horny AND doing it for the bit at the same time
November 29, 2025 at 11:18 PM
yes anon some of us are in fact that horny but also do not rule out being horny AND doing it for the bit at the same time
fam it is 6pm on a Saturday and my in-laws are still here and have been since Thursday morning with only minimal breaks
save me
save me
November 29, 2025 at 11:16 PM
fam it is 6pm on a Saturday and my in-laws are still here and have been since Thursday morning with only minimal breaks
save me
save me
whenever he wears emo eyeliner I am overcome by a need to consume him whole
November 29, 2025 at 10:03 PM
whenever he wears emo eyeliner I am overcome by a need to consume him whole
it is apparently Cold in this house
November 29, 2025 at 9:31 PM
it is apparently Cold in this house
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it's time for the holiday love meme! post your name and let people love on you anonymously!!! (no dw acct needed!)
my thread is here:
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my thread is here:
gdgdbaby.dreamwidth.org/314179.html?...
the annual holiday love meme on dreamwidth is here! come spread some good cheer 💛
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November 28, 2025 at 2:49 PM
it's time for the holiday love meme! post your name and let people love on you anonymously!!! (no dw acct needed!)
my thread is here:
gdgdbaby.dreamwidth.org/314179.html?...
my thread is here:
gdgdbaby.dreamwidth.org/314179.html?...
lmao I am JK but it's because I'm chronically ill and allergic to everything, like sorry but I need all the products I can use and a traveling pharmacy with me at all times
November 29, 2025 at 2:11 PM
lmao I am JK but it's because I'm chronically ill and allergic to everything, like sorry but I need all the products I can use and a traveling pharmacy with me at all times
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A friend once posited the size of a woman’s purse indicated how wild it would be to be her friend, because someone with a small purse knows exactly how their day is going to go but someone with a large purse could end up doing ANYTHING so they need everything, and I’ve never felt that more than here
November 29, 2025 at 11:38 AM
A friend once posited the size of a woman’s purse indicated how wild it would be to be her friend, because someone with a small purse knows exactly how their day is going to go but someone with a large purse could end up doing ANYTHING so they need everything, and I’ve never felt that more than here
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how ot7 think about their “performance” and how they deal with compliments: a thread (ot7 smut if you squint)
November 29, 2025 at 2:01 AM
how ot7 think about their “performance” and how they deal with compliments: a thread (ot7 smut if you squint)
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BTS as video game horses:
Yoongi: Skryim
Does not give a single fuck. Show this horse a mountain of sheer cliffs and they will chug right up it without complaint. Sometimes not where you expect and smaller than others, but maintains incredible work ethic, durability, and ubiquitousness
Yoongi: Skryim
Does not give a single fuck. Show this horse a mountain of sheer cliffs and they will chug right up it without complaint. Sometimes not where you expect and smaller than others, but maintains incredible work ethic, durability, and ubiquitousness
November 28, 2025 at 7:56 PM
BTS as video game horses:
Yoongi: Skryim
Does not give a single fuck. Show this horse a mountain of sheer cliffs and they will chug right up it without complaint. Sometimes not where you expect and smaller than others, but maintains incredible work ethic, durability, and ubiquitousness
Yoongi: Skryim
Does not give a single fuck. Show this horse a mountain of sheer cliffs and they will chug right up it without complaint. Sometimes not where you expect and smaller than others, but maintains incredible work ethic, durability, and ubiquitousness
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fuck it, bts as this picture of my dog being forced to wear goggles so the vet can laser-treat the edema he gave himself in his ear from shaking his head too much
July 29, 2025 at 5:39 PM
fuck it, bts as this picture of my dog being forced to wear goggles so the vet can laser-treat the edema he gave himself in his ear from shaking his head too much
it's time for the holiday love meme! post your name and let people love on you anonymously!!! (no dw acct needed!)
my thread is here:
gdgdbaby.dreamwidth.org/314179.html?...
my thread is here:
gdgdbaby.dreamwidth.org/314179.html?...
the annual holiday love meme on dreamwidth is here! come spread some good cheer 💛
🔗: gdgdbaby.dreamwidth.org/314179.html
🔗: gdgdbaby.dreamwidth.org/314179.html
November 28, 2025 at 2:49 PM
it's time for the holiday love meme! post your name and let people love on you anonymously!!! (no dw acct needed!)
my thread is here:
gdgdbaby.dreamwidth.org/314179.html?...
my thread is here:
gdgdbaby.dreamwidth.org/314179.html?...
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i may not be on grindr but I feel like I know a grindr user when I see one 🤨
November 28, 2025 at 9:02 AM
i may not be on grindr but I feel like I know a grindr user when I see one 🤨
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Happy Thanksgiving from our herd to yours!
The goat's Thanksgiving feast included these veterinarian-approved foods: mashed turnip, a side of baby food, pears, blueberries, long-shaved carrots, mocktails (muddled beet juice), willow, maple, and evergreen.
The goat's Thanksgiving feast included these veterinarian-approved foods: mashed turnip, a side of baby food, pears, blueberries, long-shaved carrots, mocktails (muddled beet juice), willow, maple, and evergreen.
November 27, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Happy Thanksgiving from our herd to yours!
The goat's Thanksgiving feast included these veterinarian-approved foods: mashed turnip, a side of baby food, pears, blueberries, long-shaved carrots, mocktails (muddled beet juice), willow, maple, and evergreen.
The goat's Thanksgiving feast included these veterinarian-approved foods: mashed turnip, a side of baby food, pears, blueberries, long-shaved carrots, mocktails (muddled beet juice), willow, maple, and evergreen.
A Bitch Has Cooked Successfully
November 27, 2025 at 10:23 PM
A Bitch Has Cooked Successfully
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how JM ends up topping: a thread
brought to u by JM top agenda committee
brought to u by JM top agenda committee
November 27, 2025 at 8:10 PM
how JM ends up topping: a thread
brought to u by JM top agenda committee
brought to u by JM top agenda committee
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He will pretend he doesn't know what you're talking about, but uses the word lemon instead of smut
Yoongi: has absolutely zero time for your nonsense. He will not be commentating on this. He's busy working. Yes, he wrote fic and yes, he gets it, but he's too busy making music and admitting the existence of fanfic about him would cause him to spontaneously explode of embarrassment.
November 27, 2025 at 4:50 PM
He will pretend he doesn't know what you're talking about, but uses the word lemon instead of smut
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feels correct for th to come at this important issue sideways and upside down. he is making sincere eye contact with every viewer simultaneously and saying, why don’t you love me? if you loved me there would be jazz in this
Taehyung: starts the trend. Complains INTENSELY about the lack of star-crossed romantic tropes between him and every other member. Says it needs more Jazz. Plays the jazz records he wants to appear in the fics for everyone as an example. Says the smut is good and to keep it coming. But with jazz.
November 27, 2025 at 5:00 PM
feels correct for th to come at this important issue sideways and upside down. he is making sincere eye contact with every viewer simultaneously and saying, why don’t you love me? if you loved me there would be jazz in this
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That said his ao3 account has 1,639 bookmarks. No you can’t have his username. The bookmarks are private anyway.
Yoongi: has absolutely zero time for your nonsense. He will not be commentating on this. He's busy working. Yes, he wrote fic and yes, he gets it, but he's too busy making music and admitting the existence of fanfic about him would cause him to spontaneously explode of embarrassment.
November 27, 2025 at 4:42 PM
That said his ao3 account has 1,639 bookmarks. No you can’t have his username. The bookmarks are private anyway.
BTS "critiquing their fanfic a la Kenny Hao from 1verse" on Weverse live: a thread
November 27, 2025 at 4:26 PM
BTS "critiquing their fanfic a la Kenny Hao from 1verse" on Weverse live: a thread
okay shout out to the cranberry orange relish, that's SUCH a regional dish and the idea of SJ making the massive amount my mom always makes (from scratch) is 🥹🥹🥹
Seokjin: you know that seokjin is the king of a side dish. he's making collar greens, he's making cranberry orange relish FROM SCRATCH, he's making the most perfect garlic roast potatoes in history (and you BETTER thank him bc he can't even EAT those) he is making a mess of nj's kitchen
November 27, 2025 at 9:24 AM
okay shout out to the cranberry orange relish, that's SUCH a regional dish and the idea of SJ making the massive amount my mom always makes (from scratch) is 🥹🥹🥹
idk which Americans need to hear this for xmas, but you can order from aliexpress/etc just fine. you pre-pay the tariffs at checkout and it's business as usual. G and I do it regularly (and have for months) to avoid using Amazon drop-shipping for lots of things.
November 27, 2025 at 7:16 AM
idk which Americans need to hear this for xmas, but you can order from aliexpress/etc just fine. you pre-pay the tariffs at checkout and it's business as usual. G and I do it regularly (and have for months) to avoid using Amazon drop-shipping for lots of things.