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j-hoe stan @allmostblue.bsky.social · 1h

yeah this isn't even new, we've known for like 20 years that it's not safe to drive on that little sleep at ALL, this is accepted scientific consensus 😒

j-hoe stan @allmostblue.bsky.social · 1h

like BTS are not normal about each other, we know this, but there's "not normal" and then there is "gently scooping up your homie's balls in your palm while he does not even react and continues talking" like

hoseok had a WHOLE HANDFUL there, how often?? do they grab namjoon's dick?????

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j-hoe stan @allmostblue.bsky.social · 1h

the Namseok Ball Moment lives in my consciousness at all times because it was a completely insane thing to do ANYWAY, let alone ON CAMERA

Pantsly @pantsawe.borasky.social · 2h

I have always suspected that he prefers to be the initiator with taekook so they're speaking from their experience, but he lets Hoseok rest on/against him all the time (not to mention that time on camera hs just reached under nj's balls to pulled out something he was sitting on and nobody cared)

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yangmal (socks)⁷ @ddaengbiased.bsky.social · 3h

Namjoon who, according to taekook, is not into receiving physical touch. And. Namjoon who is, on camera, a certified waist grabber. That is Something, yes. Hmm.

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K-News Brasil @knewsbrasil.bsky.social · 1h

#VIDEO | #Daniela, do #KATSEYE, aparece em um novo vídeo no TikTok dançando ao som de “Eu tô fazendo uma mágica”.

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high-functioning sloth⁷ @seesawenthooz.borasky.social · 2h

rapline also drives me insane because they don't really talk about their relationships with each other, they never will, but then they do all these unspoken things that show how deeply attuned they are to each other at all times

Karyn @dayofkaryn.bsky.social · 3h

This is similar to how Hoseok is always monitoring Yoongi for when he tells a joke so that he can laugh heartily and soothe his need for validation, and how Namgi both get very loud about Hobi compliments right before a release to keep him out of the worry hole. Rapline makes me insane

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Karyn @dayofkaryn.bsky.social · 3h

This is similar to how Hoseok is always monitoring Yoongi for when he tells a joke so that he can laugh heartily and soothe his need for validation, and how Namgi both get very loud about Hobi compliments right before a release to keep him out of the worry hole. Rapline makes me insane

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Karyn @dayofkaryn.bsky.social · 3h

Hoseok considers himself contractually required to be a little silly when Namjoon has decided he is going to be serious leader right up to the moment where Namjoon’s serious leader role creates a mental breakdown at which point Hoseok instantaneously becomes the serious one

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j-hoe stan @allmostblue.bsky.social · 1h

you are literally more impaired than at 24 full hours without sleep than you are after 4 drinks?? there are literally studies?? is this doctor just an idiot???? I have Questions 😒

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yan @yan-tan-bangtan.bsky.social · 1d

I'm watching summer package 2019 and... 🥰

Jungkook, Jimin and Hobi throuple spooning. Hobi looks super mischievous, JK is apparently in a sexy shampoo ad and Jimin has his face buried in Jungkook's back and and is clearly living the moment of being the meat in the sandwich.

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Pantsly @pantsawe.borasky.social · 1h

More and Boy with Luv are our next big MV goals, give this playlist a spin or look them each up manually on YT and play them 💜

Teamwork makes the dream work, let's make some more headlines!

make it 껄어 🕵️‍♂️ @makeitdope.bsky.social · 1h

#moredopedwithluv Day 18 - BWL x More

Come join us #BTSARMY as we stream #MOREto100M + #BTS’ BWL to 2B

youtube.com/playlist?lis...

Ready? Let’s #makeit쩔어 🔥

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yrrweg⁷🦢 @yrrweg.bsky.social · 6h

Remember when the introvert line did a live? 😂

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Alice⁷࣪ ִֶָ☾. @m00nchilld.bsky.social · 4h

Hoseok and the reason I made this thread

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Alice⁷࣪ ִֶָ☾. @m00nchilld.bsky.social · 4h

Namjoon, the certified BTS waist grabber: a thread
#bts

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j-hoe stan @allmostblue.bsky.social · 4h

🥰💜💜💜

j-hoe stan @allmostblue.bsky.social · 4h

even with a migraine I am right twice a day like a stopped clock lmao

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bblln⁷ ⟬⟭♾️⟭⟬♾️ @sgmnyg7.bsky.social · 4h

taejoon is such a chaotic duo where age doesn’t exist roles don’t exist it’s wherever the fuck the wind takes them where tae’s whimsy takes joon out of his own head and joon’s stability keeps taehyung from dying

super tuna enjoyer @definitionofily.borasky.social · 4h

Namjoon: Namjoon’s attitude WRT Tae is truly just “hell yeah brother” to everything. Does he know what’s going on? Results inconclusive. Is he going to let Tae just do his thing? Hell yeah. Does not clock Taehyung Desires Him Carnally.

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super tuna enjoyer @definitionofily.borasky.social · 4h

How BTS react to Taehyung’s unquenchable lust for them

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j-hoe stan @allmostblue.bsky.social · 4h

I'm not gonna say any more about it bc it's too connected to my wallet name and also it's not actually a time in my life I want to revisit but having Jimin have this wild Nestfluencer gig is the
most fun I've had in weeks, so 🤷🏻💜😉

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j-hoe stan @allmostblue.bsky.social · 4h

also if you guys haven't figured it out by now, I walked backwards into an influencer job like 10 years ago (and walked out again a year later when I got pressured to post a fake review) but now at least I can use it for soc med a/b/o AU material 😂

j-hoe stan @allmostblue.bsky.social · 1d

I have a threadfic about Jimin the omega Nestfluencer that's eating my fucking brain and how that would be a whole category of influencer in an a/b/o world and also how you'd obviously have to show the nests in ACTION so you'd have shit like OnlyNests where they post soft-focus softcore porn

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j-hoe stan @allmostblue.bsky.social · 4h

he just likes!!! building things!! in his apartment!! a nest is a thing!!!

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j-hoe stan @allmostblue.bsky.social · 4h

yes, yes i do 🥰🥰🥰

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j-hoe stan @allmostblue.bsky.social · 4h

you're not wrong!! taehyung would absolutely go old school and i *did* say it was a lot of soft focus 🤣

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Wysie @wysie.bsky.social · 22h

‘It’s All Kim Namjoon’s Fault: A Namgi Story’

j-hoe stan @allmostblue.bsky.social · 1d

He barely uses the internet and is still unsure what an algorithm is, unless it involves sound processing. He understands how THOSE algorithms work. Social Media algorithms are just....weird.

Basically, it's all Kim Namjoon's fault.

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j-hoe stan @allmostblue.bsky.social · 19h

""""just once""""

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