high-functioning sloth⁷
@seesawenthooz.borasky.social
Mostly a BTS fan account. Fic writer, '82-liner. Namgi double-biased, but OT7 is the only truth. Executive editor of Namgi Studies Quarterly. https://archiveofourown.org/users/museumofflight/pseuds/Seesawenthooz 아포방포
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A thread of all my BTS fanfic!
My AO3: archiveofourown.org/users/museum...
My AO3: archiveofourown.org/users/museum...
One of my all-time favorite Christmas performances. Long live the Monkees! (and RIP Mike, Davy, and Peter 😭)
Today's non-awful Christmas song advent calendar track is another a capella one, the Monkees performing the sixteenth century villancico "Riu Chiu".
Yes, they *could* sing that well.
Yes, they *could* sing that well.
The Monkees - Riu Chiu (Official HD Music Video)
YouTube video by The Monkees
www.youtube.com
December 5, 2025 at 2:53 PM
One of my all-time favorite Christmas performances. Long live the Monkees! (and RIP Mike, Davy, and Peter 😭)
This is so gorgeous and cool!!!!! As expected from Star 😍
a weird lil' namgi kiss (traditional + digital) 🐱🐨
December 5, 2025 at 12:14 AM
This is so gorgeous and cool!!!!! As expected from Star 😍
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Religion note: Remember that pastor who was arrested protesting an ICE detention facility outside Chicago recently? The one who was photographed on the ground as officers arrested him?
That's Rev. Michael Woolf, and this is his church.
That's Rev. Michael Woolf, and this is his church.
December 4, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Religion note: Remember that pastor who was arrested protesting an ICE detention facility outside Chicago recently? The one who was photographed on the ground as officers arrested him?
That's Rev. Michael Woolf, and this is his church.
That's Rev. Michael Woolf, and this is his church.
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uarmyhope on Instagram stories:
The Jamais Vu stage rehearsal 😭😭😭
The Jamais Vu stage rehearsal 😭😭😭
December 4, 2025 at 1:00 AM
uarmyhope on Instagram stories:
The Jamais Vu stage rehearsal 😭😭😭
The Jamais Vu stage rehearsal 😭😭😭
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i came on here to be like you know those little adlibs yoongi does during namjoon’s in respect (“why?” “it’s heavy!”) are so funny and then the song got to YG’s verse. and wow i totally forgot NJ absolutely SCREAMS his adlibs
December 3, 2025 at 10:10 PM
i came on here to be like you know those little adlibs yoongi does during namjoon’s in respect (“why?” “it’s heavy!”) are so funny and then the song got to YG’s verse. and wow i totally forgot NJ absolutely SCREAMS his adlibs
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BTS as Seokjin things:
JK: Ideal environment is Dark Cave
YG: Silence as a love language
JM: Total control over his own cute-meter
TH: Reality is in the eye of the beholder
NJ: Aura is off the charts
HS: Business and Personal are perfectly separated
SJ: Makes work look like play and play like work
JK: Ideal environment is Dark Cave
YG: Silence as a love language
JM: Total control over his own cute-meter
TH: Reality is in the eye of the beholder
NJ: Aura is off the charts
HS: Business and Personal are perfectly separated
SJ: Makes work look like play and play like work
December 3, 2025 at 4:39 PM
BTS as Seokjin things:
JK: Ideal environment is Dark Cave
YG: Silence as a love language
JM: Total control over his own cute-meter
TH: Reality is in the eye of the beholder
NJ: Aura is off the charts
HS: Business and Personal are perfectly separated
SJ: Makes work look like play and play like work
JK: Ideal environment is Dark Cave
YG: Silence as a love language
JM: Total control over his own cute-meter
TH: Reality is in the eye of the beholder
NJ: Aura is off the charts
HS: Business and Personal are perfectly separated
SJ: Makes work look like play and play like work
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Gifting his beautiful voice for us in this mesmerizing performance on his birthday 😭 #Jin #BTS
youtu.be/4jplyNP9jto?...
youtu.be/4jplyNP9jto?...
진 (Jin) '전하지 못한 진심' Stage CAM @ 'RUNSEOKJIN_EP.TOUR' ENCORE Day 2
YouTube video by BANGTANTV
youtu.be
December 3, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Gifting his beautiful voice for us in this mesmerizing performance on his birthday 😭 #Jin #BTS
youtu.be/4jplyNP9jto?...
youtu.be/4jplyNP9jto?...
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December 3, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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December 3, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Happy birthday, Seokjin!! Thank you for "if he flings it, he flings it," thank you for Run Seokjin, thank you for the music, thank you most of all for giving me 14 hours' notice of your birthday live so I can make sure I'm not asleep yet, this old, tired ARMY appreciates it 😅
December 3, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Happy birthday, Seokjin!! Thank you for "if he flings it, he flings it," thank you for Run Seokjin, thank you for the music, thank you most of all for giving me 14 hours' notice of your birthday live so I can make sure I'm not asleep yet, this old, tired ARMY appreciates it 😅
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December 3, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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I̸̺̺͎̰̥̜̯̼̮̰͖̜͂͆̿̈́̿̔ N̸̡̧͕͙̼̻̳̦̪̞̯͎̦͓̏̒͌͑͒͊̾͌̑̅̕͝ͅȨ̸̪̯̗̘̥̣̲̣̣͍͚͙̥̩́̀̈̆͑Ȩ̸̪̯̗̘̥̣̲̣̣͍͚͙̥̩́̀̈̆͑Ḑ̷̮̳̣̟͉͋͗̓̕͜ Ḩ̵̛̘̤͙͔̝̫̖̻̦̞͙̺̅̿͘͝I̸̺̺͎̰̥̜̯̼̮̰͖̜͂͆̿̈́̿̔M̶̧͚̪͉̯̜̰͎̘̀͋̇̀͗̍́͆̑̏͂̿̊̚ B̶̨̛̺̤̱̾̀́̋̔̆̏̎͘͘I̸̺̺͎̰̥̜̯̼̮̰͖̜͂͆̿̈́̿̔B̶̨̛̺̤̱̾̀́̋̔̆̏̎͘͘L̷͖͈̓͌̎̉͒͗͂̓̌̚͝I̸̺̺͎̰̥̜̯̼̮̰͖̜͂͆̿̈́̿̔C̴̀͐ͅĄ̵̺̰̻̻͔͇͓̈́̓͛̏̈́͌͋̄̑͆̏L̷͖͈̓͌̎̉͒͗͂̓̌̚͝L̷͖͈̓͌̎̉͒͗͂̓̌̚͝Ý̴̥͙̘̇̈́̇̃͒̿́͘͘͝͝ͅ
December 3, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I̸̺̺͎̰̥̜̯̼̮̰͖̜͂͆̿̈́̿̔ N̸̡̧͕͙̼̻̳̦̪̞̯͎̦͓̏̒͌͑͒͊̾͌̑̅̕͝ͅȨ̸̪̯̗̘̥̣̲̣̣͍͚͙̥̩́̀̈̆͑Ȩ̸̪̯̗̘̥̣̲̣̣͍͚͙̥̩́̀̈̆͑Ḑ̷̮̳̣̟͉͋͗̓̕͜ Ḩ̵̛̘̤͙͔̝̫̖̻̦̞͙̺̅̿͘͝I̸̺̺͎̰̥̜̯̼̮̰͖̜͂͆̿̈́̿̔M̶̧͚̪͉̯̜̰͎̘̀͋̇̀͗̍́͆̑̏͂̿̊̚ B̶̨̛̺̤̱̾̀́̋̔̆̏̎͘͘I̸̺̺͎̰̥̜̯̼̮̰͖̜͂͆̿̈́̿̔B̶̨̛̺̤̱̾̀́̋̔̆̏̎͘͘L̷͖͈̓͌̎̉͒͗͂̓̌̚͝I̸̺̺͎̰̥̜̯̼̮̰͖̜͂͆̿̈́̿̔C̴̀͐ͅĄ̵̺̰̻̻͔͇͓̈́̓͛̏̈́͌͋̄̑͆̏L̷͖͈̓͌̎̉͒͗͂̓̌̚͝L̷͖͈̓͌̎̉͒͗͂̓̌̚͝Ý̴̥͙̘̇̈́̇̃͒̿́͘͘͝͝ͅ
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진 (Jin) 'The Astronaut' Stage CAM @ 'RUNSEOKJIN_EP.TOUR' ENCORE Day 2
And I love you ARMY 🚀♥️
(youtu.be/ofNQ2yoMvDM)
#진 #Jin #TheAstronaut
#Jin_TOUR_ENCORE #RUNSEOKJIN_epTOUR_ENCORE
And I love you ARMY 🚀♥️
(youtu.be/ofNQ2yoMvDM)
#진 #Jin #TheAstronaut
#Jin_TOUR_ENCORE #RUNSEOKJIN_epTOUR_ENCORE
진 (Jin) 'The Astronaut' Stage CAM @ 'RUNSEOKJIN_EP.TOUR' ENCORE Day 2
YouTube video by BANGTANTV
youtu.be
December 3, 2025 at 3:21 PM
진 (Jin) 'The Astronaut' Stage CAM @ 'RUNSEOKJIN_EP.TOUR' ENCORE Day 2
And I love you ARMY 🚀♥️
(youtu.be/ofNQ2yoMvDM)
#진 #Jin #TheAstronaut
#Jin_TOUR_ENCORE #RUNSEOKJIN_epTOUR_ENCORE
And I love you ARMY 🚀♥️
(youtu.be/ofNQ2yoMvDM)
#진 #Jin #TheAstronaut
#Jin_TOUR_ENCORE #RUNSEOKJIN_epTOUR_ENCORE
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December 3, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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December 1, 2025 at 3:23 PM
#bcdtrade If anyone is interested in Happy Jin or LY: Her-O OT7, shoot me a trade! I'm especially looking for Christmas cards (other than Jimin and Hobi). username seesawenthooz
December 2, 2025 at 7:24 PM
#bcdtrade If anyone is interested in Happy Jin or LY: Her-O OT7, shoot me a trade! I'm especially looking for Christmas cards (other than Jimin and Hobi). username seesawenthooz
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As the year comes to an end and everyone's contemplating how to either get healthier or slow their hastening decline, it's worth it to know that collagen supplements really are BS and what to eat/take instead 👀
(thank you Casey for lifting the paywall 💝)
(thank you Casey for lifting the paywall 💝)
December 2, 2025 at 6:53 PM
As the year comes to an end and everyone's contemplating how to either get healthier or slow their hastening decline, it's worth it to know that collagen supplements really are BS and what to eat/take instead 👀
(thank you Casey for lifting the paywall 💝)
(thank you Casey for lifting the paywall 💝)
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Side note: did you know you can watch old V LIVEs with our subs? 🤔 Check out how to find them now, even on Weverse!
Enjoy the full V LIVE here: weverse.io/bts/live/3-1...
Enjoy the full V LIVE here: weverse.io/bts/live/3-1...
December 2, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Side note: did you know you can watch old V LIVEs with our subs? 🤔 Check out how to find them now, even on Weverse!
Enjoy the full V LIVE here: weverse.io/bts/live/3-1...
Enjoy the full V LIVE here: weverse.io/bts/live/3-1...
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this is your regularly scheduled discreet/discrete explainer!
discreet - unobtrusive, cautious
e.g. to pull aside for a discreet conversation, to slip a note discreetly
discrete - separate, distinct
e.g. a discrete point on a graph, discrete unrelated events
in fic, you probably want discreet!
discreet - unobtrusive, cautious
e.g. to pull aside for a discreet conversation, to slip a note discreetly
discrete - separate, distinct
e.g. a discrete point on a graph, discrete unrelated events
in fic, you probably want discreet!
December 2, 2025 at 1:54 AM
this is your regularly scheduled discreet/discrete explainer!
discreet - unobtrusive, cautious
e.g. to pull aside for a discreet conversation, to slip a note discreetly
discrete - separate, distinct
e.g. a discrete point on a graph, discrete unrelated events
in fic, you probably want discreet!
discreet - unobtrusive, cautious
e.g. to pull aside for a discreet conversation, to slip a note discreetly
discrete - separate, distinct
e.g. a discrete point on a graph, discrete unrelated events
in fic, you probably want discreet!
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wait i just saw this in the quotes. walls like his back is blown out, stands like he is pregnant
yoongi always shuffles like he just got his back blown out i’m sorry but look at him
i love the way they sound SO different despite the same clothes. and the little shoulder bump?!!
🐰 you should be getting to places earlier! (hurry up!)
🐱 i was in a meeting at the company, brat. i wasn’t hanging out
🗣️ couple tees?
🐰 twins! good thing i wore this today
🐰 you should be getting to places earlier! (hurry up!)
🐱 i was in a meeting at the company, brat. i wasn’t hanging out
🗣️ couple tees?
🐰 twins! good thing i wore this today
December 2, 2025 at 1:30 AM
wait i just saw this in the quotes. walls like his back is blown out, stands like he is pregnant
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been thinking about jungkook’s naturally cute speaking voice. he sounds like a nagging child bride here. that quality gets rlly accentuated especially around yoongi 😆
i love the way they sound SO different despite the same clothes. and the little shoulder bump?!!
🐰 you should be getting to places earlier! (hurry up!)
🐱 i was in a meeting at the company, brat. i wasn’t hanging out
🗣️ couple tees?
🐰 twins! good thing i wore this today
🐰 you should be getting to places earlier! (hurry up!)
🐱 i was in a meeting at the company, brat. i wasn’t hanging out
🗣️ couple tees?
🐰 twins! good thing i wore this today
July 29, 2025 at 1:59 AM
been thinking about jungkook’s naturally cute speaking voice. he sounds like a nagging child bride here. that quality gets rlly accentuated especially around yoongi 😆
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i love the way they sound SO different despite the same clothes. and the little shoulder bump?!!
🐰 you should be getting to places earlier! (hurry up!)
🐱 i was in a meeting at the company, brat. i wasn’t hanging out
🗣️ couple tees?
🐰 twins! good thing i wore this today
🐰 you should be getting to places earlier! (hurry up!)
🐱 i was in a meeting at the company, brat. i wasn’t hanging out
🗣️ couple tees?
🐰 twins! good thing i wore this today
July 29, 2025 at 1:58 AM
i love the way they sound SO different despite the same clothes. and the little shoulder bump?!!
🐰 you should be getting to places earlier! (hurry up!)
🐱 i was in a meeting at the company, brat. i wasn’t hanging out
🗣️ couple tees?
🐰 twins! good thing i wore this today
🐰 you should be getting to places earlier! (hurry up!)
🐱 i was in a meeting at the company, brat. i wasn’t hanging out
🗣️ couple tees?
🐰 twins! good thing i wore this today
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joonie feeding us the ot7 updates like we're his chicken coop and the blurry yoongi pics are the special corn
December 1, 2025 at 9:00 AM
joonie feeding us the ot7 updates like we're his chicken coop and the blurry yoongi pics are the special corn
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The beach live where they were all clowning around together and the spate of LA pics posted to IG by them after. I was so happy they were back together but also THEY looked so happy to be together 🥲
🎄 DECEMBER 1
Christmas arrived in July when BTS finally went live as 7 again. It felt familiar, heartwarming, and wrapped in the same comfort as your favorite holiday sweater.
What other BTS moment recently wrapped you in that same kind of comfort? It can be a member’s live, a performance, etc.
Christmas arrived in July when BTS finally went live as 7 again. It felt familiar, heartwarming, and wrapped in the same comfort as your favorite holiday sweater.
What other BTS moment recently wrapped you in that same kind of comfort? It can be a member’s live, a performance, etc.
December 1, 2025 at 9:54 PM
The beach live where they were all clowning around together and the spate of LA pics posted to IG by them after. I was so happy they were back together but also THEY looked so happy to be together 🥲
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Year 2 of the #DailyBTSChristmas Advent Calendar is here! 🎄 Follow this thread and count down to Christmas with fun, festive prompts each day, celebrating the boys, cozy moments, and all things magical! Now that they’re all back, let’s make this season extra joyful together!
December 1, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Year 2 of the #DailyBTSChristmas Advent Calendar is here! 🎄 Follow this thread and count down to Christmas with fun, festive prompts each day, celebrating the boys, cozy moments, and all things magical! Now that they’re all back, let’s make this season extra joyful together!