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bblln⁷ ⟬⟭♾️⟭⟬♾️ @sgmnyg7.bsky.social · 2h

he took off the double breasted blazer to show off his breasts because it’s breast cancer awareness month and he cares about the cause which is breasts

oobi 🐶 @mingimoes.bsky.social · 3h

is that..

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sara⁷💫ᵇᵗˢ ʸᵉᵃʳ @hobahope.bsky.social · 10h

i feel like the day all seven show up at an event again i will simply become a bora supernova

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super tuna enjoyer @definitionofily.borasky.social · 6h

I mean when it looks like this can you blame him

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high-functioning sloth⁷ @seesawenthooz.borasky.social · 1h

that is............SO specific and accurate

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Sloww.Bunny⁷ ꨄ︎ @slowbunny.bsky.social · 2h

That’s your man?

All of BTS: yeah … 😍

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Cooger & Dark’s Pandemonium Shadow Podcast @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 2h

The strength of libertarianism is you never run out of other people’s money

More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 3h

BREAKING: The Trump administration is doubling its Argentina bailout to $40 billion.

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high-functioning sloth⁷ @seesawenthooz.borasky.social · 1h

I saw "lying" and was like "yeah blatantly and humorously lying is definitely one thing Seokjin does to break the tension in public appearance situations, that tracks"

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high-functioning sloth⁷ @seesawenthooz.borasky.social · 1h

these little bursts of serotonin are getting me through this hellacious week 🥹

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high-functioning sloth⁷ @seesawenthooz.borasky.social · 2h

at ALL! TIMES!!

whatever you do don't think about Yoongi silently rubbing stressed-out Namjoon's arm before their White House press room appearance or Hobi taking over to choreograph= how they will walk out and line up

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high-functioning sloth⁷ @seesawenthooz.borasky.social · 2h

no for real, like I will be nonverbal for about six week and then spend the rest of my life unable to talk about anything else

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high-functioning sloth⁷ @seesawenthooz.borasky.social · 2h

literally have a pic of namjoon with his hand on yoongi's thigh as my ao3 icon because I am Always Thinking About It

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high-functioning sloth⁷ @seesawenthooz.borasky.social · 3h

he ALWAYS has his hand on yoongi's thigh and it makes me INSAAAANNNE bro why you grabbing it like someone is about to take him away

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high-functioning sloth⁷ @seesawenthooz.borasky.social · 3h

very fair given what's going on on the tl right now

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high-functioning sloth⁷ @seesawenthooz.borasky.social · 3h

nothing makes me feral like Namjoon's giant hand on Yoongi's or Hobi's slender thigh

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high-functioning sloth⁷ @seesawenthooz.borasky.social · 3h

also the Thigh-Grabber-In-Chief. If there is a thigh in grabbing distance, Namjoon will grab it

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yangmal (socks)⁷ @ddaengbiased.bsky.social · 4h

Namjoon who, according to taekook, is not into receiving physical touch. And. Namjoon who is, on camera, a certified waist grabber. That is Something, yes. Hmm.

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high-functioning sloth⁷ @seesawenthooz.borasky.social · 3h

things change people change everything change but what will never change is BTS being a bunch of silly dudes

adrian⁷🌙 @smeraldojmn.bsky.social · 5h

THEY ARE SO 😭😭😭

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high-functioning sloth⁷ @seesawenthooz.borasky.social · 3h

1000%, they know how to be mood makers, and they ESPECIALLY know how to be a good audience for a performer and get people hyped up! and also they are and always will be fundamentally dorky lil dudes

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Karyn @dayofkaryn.bsky.social · 4h

As a person who has been at work events where my older, respected colleagues have decided to Cut Loose in a deeply endearing yet very uncool way, I really relate to Soobin here

adrian⁷🌙 @smeraldojmn.bsky.social · 5h

THEY ARE SO 😭😭😭

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high-functioning sloth⁷ @seesawenthooz.borasky.social · 3h

LET'S FUCKIN GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

....also hobi and tae doing the same little move...........choreo spoilers????

TK (BTS.사랑해) @btstkfkdgo.bsky.social · 5h

🎤:can you share about your end of year plans?
🐨:we are preparing our album, jacket shoots, mv
🐿️: wanna do dance practice?
🐨: i've BEEN practicing
🐿️: hehe
🧸:🌀
🐨:actually i start tmrw
🐿️: O.O o rly?! waow
🐨:anyway please look forward to march of next year
🎤: oh yes! ty
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high-functioning sloth⁷ @seesawenthooz.borasky.social · 3h

rapline also drives me insane because they don't really talk about their relationships with each other, they never will, but then they do all these unspoken things that show how deeply attuned they are to each other at all times

Karyn @dayofkaryn.bsky.social · 4h

This is similar to how Hoseok is always monitoring Yoongi for when he tells a joke so that he can laugh heartily and soothe his need for validation, and how Namgi both get very loud about Hobi compliments right before a release to keep him out of the worry hole. Rapline makes me insane

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Karyn @dayofkaryn.bsky.social · 4h

This is similar to how Hoseok is always monitoring Yoongi for when he tells a joke so that he can laugh heartily and soothe his need for validation, and how Namgi both get very loud about Hobi compliments right before a release to keep him out of the worry hole. Rapline makes me insane

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Karyn @dayofkaryn.bsky.social · 4h

Hoseok considers himself contractually required to be a little silly when Namjoon has decided he is going to be serious leader right up to the moment where Namjoon’s serious leader role creates a mental breakdown at which point Hoseok instantaneously becomes the serious one

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high-functioning sloth⁷ @seesawenthooz.borasky.social · 3h

I have missed them SO MUCH 😭

super tuna enjoyer @definitionofily.borasky.social · 5h

Namjoon stopping to make sure they’re accounted for and following, Taehyung serving Face, Hoseok allowing himself to be A Little Bit Silly and letting the Music Consume His Soul since Namjoon is here to be The Serious BTS Representative (but ready to hop into the role in 0.1 seconds if needed)

adrian⁷🌙 @smeraldojmn.bsky.social · 5h

im going insane

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high-functioning sloth⁷ @seesawenthooz.borasky.social · 19h

blue really seriously do you know how much i love you

j-hoe stan @allmostblue.bsky.social · 1d

See, Namjoon - Yoongi's roommate, a very kind and respectful male alpha, the single most frustrating person that Yoongi knows, and also low-key Yoongi's forever-unattainable-crush, has a decent social media presence.

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