high-functioning sloth⁷
@seesawenthooz.borasky.social
Mostly a BTS fan account. Fic writer, '82-liner. Namgi double-biased, but OT7 is the only truth. Executive editor of Namgi Studies Quarterly. https://archiveofourown.org/users/museumofflight/pseuds/Seesawenthooz 아포방포
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A thread of all my BTS fanfic!
My AO3: archiveofourown.org/users/museum...
My AO3: archiveofourown.org/users/museum...
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this is your regularly scheduled discreet/discrete explainer!
discreet - unobtrusive, cautious
e.g. to pull aside for a discreet conversation, to slip a note discreetly
discrete - separate, distinct
e.g. a discrete point on a graph, discrete unrelated events
in fic, you probably want discreet!
discreet - unobtrusive, cautious
e.g. to pull aside for a discreet conversation, to slip a note discreetly
discrete - separate, distinct
e.g. a discrete point on a graph, discrete unrelated events
in fic, you probably want discreet!
December 2, 2025 at 1:54 AM
this is your regularly scheduled discreet/discrete explainer!
discreet - unobtrusive, cautious
e.g. to pull aside for a discreet conversation, to slip a note discreetly
discrete - separate, distinct
e.g. a discrete point on a graph, discrete unrelated events
in fic, you probably want discreet!
discreet - unobtrusive, cautious
e.g. to pull aside for a discreet conversation, to slip a note discreetly
discrete - separate, distinct
e.g. a discrete point on a graph, discrete unrelated events
in fic, you probably want discreet!
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wait i just saw this in the quotes. walls like his back is blown out, stands like he is pregnant
yoongi always shuffles like he just got his back blown out i’m sorry but look at him
i love the way they sound SO different despite the same clothes. and the little shoulder bump?!!
🐰 you should be getting to places earlier! (hurry up!)
🐱 i was in a meeting at the company, brat. i wasn’t hanging out
🗣️ couple tees?
🐰 twins! good thing i wore this today
🐰 you should be getting to places earlier! (hurry up!)
🐱 i was in a meeting at the company, brat. i wasn’t hanging out
🗣️ couple tees?
🐰 twins! good thing i wore this today
December 2, 2025 at 1:30 AM
wait i just saw this in the quotes. walls like his back is blown out, stands like he is pregnant
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been thinking about jungkook’s naturally cute speaking voice. he sounds like a nagging child bride here. that quality gets rlly accentuated especially around yoongi 😆
i love the way they sound SO different despite the same clothes. and the little shoulder bump?!!
🐰 you should be getting to places earlier! (hurry up!)
🐱 i was in a meeting at the company, brat. i wasn’t hanging out
🗣️ couple tees?
🐰 twins! good thing i wore this today
🐰 you should be getting to places earlier! (hurry up!)
🐱 i was in a meeting at the company, brat. i wasn’t hanging out
🗣️ couple tees?
🐰 twins! good thing i wore this today
July 29, 2025 at 1:59 AM
been thinking about jungkook’s naturally cute speaking voice. he sounds like a nagging child bride here. that quality gets rlly accentuated especially around yoongi 😆
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i love the way they sound SO different despite the same clothes. and the little shoulder bump?!!
🐰 you should be getting to places earlier! (hurry up!)
🐱 i was in a meeting at the company, brat. i wasn’t hanging out
🗣️ couple tees?
🐰 twins! good thing i wore this today
🐰 you should be getting to places earlier! (hurry up!)
🐱 i was in a meeting at the company, brat. i wasn’t hanging out
🗣️ couple tees?
🐰 twins! good thing i wore this today
July 29, 2025 at 1:58 AM
i love the way they sound SO different despite the same clothes. and the little shoulder bump?!!
🐰 you should be getting to places earlier! (hurry up!)
🐱 i was in a meeting at the company, brat. i wasn’t hanging out
🗣️ couple tees?
🐰 twins! good thing i wore this today
🐰 you should be getting to places earlier! (hurry up!)
🐱 i was in a meeting at the company, brat. i wasn’t hanging out
🗣️ couple tees?
🐰 twins! good thing i wore this today
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joonie feeding us the ot7 updates like we're his chicken coop and the blurry yoongi pics are the special corn
December 1, 2025 at 9:00 AM
joonie feeding us the ot7 updates like we're his chicken coop and the blurry yoongi pics are the special corn
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The beach live where they were all clowning around together and the spate of LA pics posted to IG by them after. I was so happy they were back together but also THEY looked so happy to be together 🥲
🎄 DECEMBER 1
Christmas arrived in July when BTS finally went live as 7 again. It felt familiar, heartwarming, and wrapped in the same comfort as your favorite holiday sweater.
What other BTS moment recently wrapped you in that same kind of comfort? It can be a member’s live, a performance, etc.
Christmas arrived in July when BTS finally went live as 7 again. It felt familiar, heartwarming, and wrapped in the same comfort as your favorite holiday sweater.
What other BTS moment recently wrapped you in that same kind of comfort? It can be a member’s live, a performance, etc.
December 1, 2025 at 9:54 PM
The beach live where they were all clowning around together and the spate of LA pics posted to IG by them after. I was so happy they were back together but also THEY looked so happy to be together 🥲
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Year 2 of the #DailyBTSChristmas Advent Calendar is here! 🎄 Follow this thread and count down to Christmas with fun, festive prompts each day, celebrating the boys, cozy moments, and all things magical! Now that they’re all back, let’s make this season extra joyful together!
December 1, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Year 2 of the #DailyBTSChristmas Advent Calendar is here! 🎄 Follow this thread and count down to Christmas with fun, festive prompts each day, celebrating the boys, cozy moments, and all things magical! Now that they’re all back, let’s make this season extra joyful together!
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That Hangsang performance on 260613 when Hobi was singing to his 6 dawgs, pointing to them as the stage rose.
ALWAYS DOING THE COOL THINGS WITH HIS COOL FRIENDS.
ALWAYS DOING THE COOL THINGS WITH HIS COOL FRIENDS.
🎄 DECEMBER 1
Christmas arrived in July when BTS finally went live as 7 again. It felt familiar, heartwarming, and wrapped in the same comfort as your favorite holiday sweater.
What other BTS moment recently wrapped you in that same kind of comfort? It can be a member’s live, a performance, etc.
Christmas arrived in July when BTS finally went live as 7 again. It felt familiar, heartwarming, and wrapped in the same comfort as your favorite holiday sweater.
What other BTS moment recently wrapped you in that same kind of comfort? It can be a member’s live, a performance, etc.
December 1, 2025 at 10:12 PM
That Hangsang performance on 260613 when Hobi was singing to his 6 dawgs, pointing to them as the stage rose.
ALWAYS DOING THE COOL THINGS WITH HIS COOL FRIENDS.
ALWAYS DOING THE COOL THINGS WITH HIS COOL FRIENDS.
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and this is why the Death of the Humanities Degrees is devastating; we're just giving up on teaching students how to synthesize information in a way that's not somehow tied to capitalism
One hard part of the literacy problem in the United States is there are a lot of people -- some of them with college degrees and beyond -- who don't realize that they are bad at reading
I don't know how to reach those people
I don't know how to reach those people
November 30, 2025 at 7:53 PM
and this is why the Death of the Humanities Degrees is devastating; we're just giving up on teaching students how to synthesize information in a way that's not somehow tied to capitalism
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obligatory missing yoongi time
December 1, 2025 at 8:22 PM
obligatory missing yoongi time
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Hell yeah, you know when Namjoon is deep into obtaining the one true unarguable definition of love, especially as it relates to pain, the music SLAPS
1) NJ ig story
i am not qualified to translate LOL it appears to be a philosophical examination of love, (co)existence, and pain
2) TH ig story
🐯 i also have a book next to my bed, kim namjoon @rkive
3) NJ ig story (repost of TH’s story)
🐨 kim taehyung is now actually astute
i am not qualified to translate LOL it appears to be a philosophical examination of love, (co)existence, and pain
2) TH ig story
🐯 i also have a book next to my bed, kim namjoon @rkive
3) NJ ig story (repost of TH’s story)
🐨 kim taehyung is now actually astute
December 1, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Hell yeah, you know when Namjoon is deep into obtaining the one true unarguable definition of love, especially as it relates to pain, the music SLAPS
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NJ calls TH “명석하다“ which does mean “intelligent” but it’s not as commonly used as other words that mean the same thing
the urban legend is that TH started using this word after asking NJ “what’s a cooler way of saying ‘똑똑하다 (smart)’?”
they still use this term, presumably an inside joke btw them
the urban legend is that TH started using this word after asking NJ “what’s a cooler way of saying ‘똑똑하다 (smart)’?”
they still use this term, presumably an inside joke btw them
1) NJ ig story
i am not qualified to translate LOL it appears to be a philosophical examination of love, (co)existence, and pain
2) TH ig story
🐯 i also have a book next to my bed, kim namjoon @rkive
3) NJ ig story (repost of TH’s story)
🐨 kim taehyung is now actually astute
i am not qualified to translate LOL it appears to be a philosophical examination of love, (co)existence, and pain
2) TH ig story
🐯 i also have a book next to my bed, kim namjoon @rkive
3) NJ ig story (repost of TH’s story)
🐨 kim taehyung is now actually astute
December 1, 2025 at 6:21 PM
NJ calls TH “명석하다“ which does mean “intelligent” but it’s not as commonly used as other words that mean the same thing
the urban legend is that TH started using this word after asking NJ “what’s a cooler way of saying ‘똑똑하다 (smart)’?”
they still use this term, presumably an inside joke btw them
the urban legend is that TH started using this word after asking NJ “what’s a cooler way of saying ‘똑똑하다 (smart)’?”
they still use this term, presumably an inside joke btw them
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the way those green lasers serve as a visual manifestation of taehyung’s laser-focused gaze on namjoon makes me laugh
December 1, 2025 at 7:30 PM
the way those green lasers serve as a visual manifestation of taehyung’s laser-focused gaze on namjoon makes me laugh
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since we’re talking about taejoon, remember the lore behind NJ working on inner child lyrics?
December 1, 2025 at 7:23 PM
since we’re talking about taejoon, remember the lore behind NJ working on inner child lyrics?
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You thought I was gonna fail but I'm fine, sorry
- Mic Drop
- Mic Drop
December 1, 2025 at 6:55 PM
You thought I was gonna fail but I'm fine, sorry
- Mic Drop
- Mic Drop
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Would be very interested in a series of videos where yoongi changes lightbulbs and other mundane household tasks
bts as clips i saw while doomscrolling
NJ: sociocultural criticism of “being chronically offline” as “a trend”
SJ: “trolling players as a fake pigeon in GTA”
YG: 1st person POV of changing the bulb on a streetlight
HS: actually walk testing a pair of cunty heels. with receipts. Part 82.
NJ: sociocultural criticism of “being chronically offline” as “a trend”
SJ: “trolling players as a fake pigeon in GTA”
YG: 1st person POV of changing the bulb on a streetlight
HS: actually walk testing a pair of cunty heels. with receipts. Part 82.
December 1, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Would be very interested in a series of videos where yoongi changes lightbulbs and other mundane household tasks
law of taejoon is law of taejooning so hard lately 🙌
December 1, 2025 at 4:09 PM
law of taejoon is law of taejooning so hard lately 🙌
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Whenever i read about the cognition of evangelical faith spaces i remember they sing a sex song at gatherings because it has the word “Hallelujah” in it
December 1, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Whenever i read about the cognition of evangelical faith spaces i remember they sing a sex song at gatherings because it has the word “Hallelujah” in it
YOONGI 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 BTS 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
rkive Instagram stories:
(Joon, Yoongi, Tae, Jimin, Hobi, and JK)
(Joon, Yoongi, Tae, Jimin, Hobi, and JK)
December 1, 2025 at 1:39 PM
YOONGI 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 BTS 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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it feels like namjoon is also documenting for himself
December 1, 2025 at 1:11 PM
it feels like namjoon is also documenting for himself
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JM: an old man talking into the camera while a cute dachshund aggressively buries its head into the collar of his jacket
TH: “pov: ur a tampon being thrown across the bathroom by the ceo bc he hates the thought of another thing inside of y/n”
JK: “day 8 of finding the crunchiest leaf”
TH: “pov: ur a tampon being thrown across the bathroom by the ceo bc he hates the thought of another thing inside of y/n”
JK: “day 8 of finding the crunchiest leaf”
December 1, 2025 at 1:59 AM
JM: an old man talking into the camera while a cute dachshund aggressively buries its head into the collar of his jacket
TH: “pov: ur a tampon being thrown across the bathroom by the ceo bc he hates the thought of another thing inside of y/n”
JK: “day 8 of finding the crunchiest leaf”
TH: “pov: ur a tampon being thrown across the bathroom by the ceo bc he hates the thought of another thing inside of y/n”
JK: “day 8 of finding the crunchiest leaf”
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bts as clips i saw while doomscrolling
NJ: sociocultural criticism of “being chronically offline” as “a trend”
SJ: “trolling players as a fake pigeon in GTA”
YG: 1st person POV of changing the bulb on a streetlight
HS: actually walk testing a pair of cunty heels. with receipts. Part 82.
NJ: sociocultural criticism of “being chronically offline” as “a trend”
SJ: “trolling players as a fake pigeon in GTA”
YG: 1st person POV of changing the bulb on a streetlight
HS: actually walk testing a pair of cunty heels. with receipts. Part 82.
December 1, 2025 at 1:59 AM
bts as clips i saw while doomscrolling
NJ: sociocultural criticism of “being chronically offline” as “a trend”
SJ: “trolling players as a fake pigeon in GTA”
YG: 1st person POV of changing the bulb on a streetlight
HS: actually walk testing a pair of cunty heels. with receipts. Part 82.
NJ: sociocultural criticism of “being chronically offline” as “a trend”
SJ: “trolling players as a fake pigeon in GTA”
YG: 1st person POV of changing the bulb on a streetlight
HS: actually walk testing a pair of cunty heels. with receipts. Part 82.
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and their youngest child
December 1, 2025 at 12:31 AM
and their youngest child
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Army it's officially December! You know what that means?
IT'S TAEJIN MONTH!!!🔥✨🥳🎉👑🥂💥
IT'S TAEJIN MONTH!!!🔥✨🥳🎉👑🥂💥
December 1, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Army it's officially December! You know what that means?
IT'S TAEJIN MONTH!!!🔥✨🥳🎉👑🥂💥
IT'S TAEJIN MONTH!!!🔥✨🥳🎉👑🥂💥
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Hobi here has the face of an exhausted, embarrassed mom whose child is being a handful in public 😂
November 30, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Hobi here has the face of an exhausted, embarrassed mom whose child is being a handful in public 😂