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allmostblue.bsky.social
j-hoe stan
@allmostblue.bsky.social
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FKA fictionalaspect || 40's || B.A.P 💚 2012, BTS 💜 2013, multi in k-pop but bandom forever || many, many fic 👉 http://alturl.com/ynpok 🔞 || they/them 🏳️‍⚧️🙂‍↕️ not female.
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allmostblue.bsky.social
no cheating, post your lock screen!

we are still on Windy Cold November Vibes here but it will be time for BTS xmas vibes soon!
Hoseok all cuddled up in a brown and green coat with a fuzzy hood looking so fucking beautiful like I cannot with him
November 23, 2025 at 9:01 PM
allmostblue.bsky.social
namjoon in an all-white outfit pointing to something offscreen with the fake subs of "my fucking god! these bitches gay! good for them! good for them."
November 23, 2025 at 8:52 PM
allmostblue.bsky.social
honestly this is very accurate
a result from the love quiz showing i'm a mellow, chill cabybara
November 22, 2025 at 12:54 PM
allmostblue.bsky.social
I'm gonna marry her just so she can murder me and take all my money
Wumuti of XLOV in a giant 1940's style fur mink coat (assuming it's fake), long red stiletto nails, red lipstick and the most cunty white-blond bob imaginable. She has one finger on her chin and is looking to the side. I kinda want her to step on me.
November 19, 2025 at 7:24 PM
allmostblue.bsky.social
look at these 2 look at the popped collar they are about to cause PROBLEMS in the back of the classroom
Hobi in a peachy pink Lacoste polo shirt with one arm under his head, biting his lower lip and smiling in a super sassy-yet-awkward way. He's aiming for "sexy" and ending up far short of the mark. Namjoon is in a white polo with red and white striped popped collar and a black T-shirt underneath. He's got one finger over his mouth while he grins and looks like he's gonna cause problems for the substitute teacher.
November 19, 2025 at 12:13 AM
allmostblue.bsky.social
I have so many insane memes that I keep around for just this situation lmao
grindr screenshot AI summary that says "inquired about well being; sent a picture; suggested rough breeding."
November 18, 2025 at 9:05 PM
allmostblue.bsky.social
looks like it's time to drag out my favorite meme again
A rainbow Lisa Frank style image of 2 dolphins in front of a sunset with the text "im gonna get him pregnant."
November 18, 2025 at 9:00 PM
allmostblue.bsky.social
alright who knocked him up, show yourselves
a photo of hobi's hand on his tummy (upside down, like he took it using a selfie cam view) with the mona lisa belt. he's holding his belly like there's a baby in it.
November 18, 2025 at 7:40 PM
allmostblue.bsky.social
your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

....I mean honestly is this inaccurate bc I think not
An AI summary of Grindr messages that reads "Inquired about well-being; sent a picture; suggested rough breeding"
November 17, 2025 at 4:55 PM
allmostblue.bsky.social
the way I just choked on my coffee lmao
A screenshot of a Procreate tutorial that says "After using 3 fingers, let's see what 4 fingers can do" with a white person holding up 4 fingers
November 12, 2025 at 6:19 PM
allmostblue.bsky.social
Happy 15 (!!!!) YEARS (!!!!!) since Yoongi and Namjoon moved in together and started being Extremely Normal about one another #NamgiDay
A very old pre-debut photo of Namgi. Yoongi is in all black with a "RICH $$$ RICH ADVISORY EXPLICIT CONTENT" shirt (lmao) and black hair with emo bangs. He looks VERY young. Namjoon has his weird perm going on but it's thankfully not that visible, and he's wearing big shades and all black and leather pants. He's making a "sshh" motion with one hand.
November 10, 2025 at 3:33 PM
allmostblue.bsky.social
honestly I'm just gonna let Patti Smith say it
Robert took areas of dark human consent and made them into art. He worked without apology, investing the homosexual with grandeur, masculinity, and enviable nobility. Without affectation, he created a presence that was wholly male without sacrificing feminine grace. He was not looking to make a political statement or an announcement of his evolving sexual persuasion. He was presenting something new, something not seen or explored as he saw and explored it. Robert sought to elevate aspects of male experience, to imbue homosexuality with mysticism. As Cocteau said of a Genet poem, "His obscenity is never obscene." — Patti Smith, Just Kids[34]
November 10, 2025 at 2:53 PM
allmostblue.bsky.social
like sorry but this is my girlfriend now I don't make the rules but they a hottie!!!
Hyun from XLOV in a brightly colored early 2000's pop-punk-core outfit and blond hair and FABULOUS bronzer.
November 9, 2025 at 8:08 PM
allmostblue.bsky.social
like can we just ?????
baby hoseok (2014ish) on a couch backstage at a music show in a blue suit and red air jordans. he is arching his back and sticking his ass out looking coy and he genuinely looks like he is about to sit on some dick i am sorry
November 5, 2025 at 10:55 PM
allmostblue.bsky.social
#wipwednesday for @aliascelli.bsky.social! Namkook, canon-verse, hyung kink, first times
"I, uh. I showered before you got here," Namjoon says, when their eyes meet. "Good," Jungkook says. Then, "Hyung, can I suck you off a little?" "Fuck," Namjoon groans. He looks debauched already, eyes dark and cheeks flushed red. "You have no idea how many times I thought about--" "I mean," Jungkook says, shimmying his shirt over his head and chucking it onto Namjoon's couch. He bites his lip. "I probably do, hyung." "Why does that make it hotter?" Namjoon asks the universe, as Jungkook moves to kneel between his legs. He tugs Namjoon's shorts and underwear down, Namjoon lifting his hips up to help him. Namjoon's cock rests against his stomach, pre-come glistening on the head in the low light. "I thought this would be weirder," Namjoon says, while Jungkook is just staring at his dick with his brain temporarily offline. "Is it me? It's not weird, right?" "What?" Jungkook blinks, suddenly aware that Namjoon is talking to him. He drags his eyes away. He's seen Namjoon hard before, but it was a long time ago, back when they all lived on top of each other. It's the kind of memory that he's carefully polished in his mind, but despite all that, the years have faded it. It doesn't have the immediacy it once did, the punch-to-the-gut of <i>iwanthimiwanthyungfuckiwanthim--</i> that had rewired part of Jungkook's teenaged brain. Jungkook wants to be cool about this and act like it's just a nice dick, but the fact is that it's the dick that made him realize he was pretty homo and he just. He needs a minute to reboot.
November 5, 2025 at 7:12 PM
allmostblue.bsky.social
thank you!! I looooove dramatic statement rings. I have so many 😅 this is the other hand
a white person's hand with dramatic long french mani nails (pointy) with a dramatic oval blue semiprecious ring
November 5, 2025 at 5:20 PM
allmostblue.bsky.social
btw guess who got confirmed beyond a shadow of a doubt they do NOT have an acrylate allergy and thus just finished gluing THESE suckers on with REAL GLUE and not sticky tabs
a white person's hand with very long almond shaped french mani nails, and lots of dramatic silver rings. some minor foot content for free in the background.
November 5, 2025 at 5:16 PM
allmostblue.bsky.social
is my dirty chai latte is coming on to me
a chai latte with lots of foam and crema. the pattern looks very, uh. Labia-y. Nice little hood for the clit. Very Sapphic.
November 5, 2025 at 3:16 PM
allmostblue.bsky.social
guys I think this was not dishwasher safe lmaooooooo
A plastic BT21 cup from MINISO that is horribly mangled and disfigured
November 4, 2025 at 1:58 PM
allmostblue.bsky.social
he has never had the brain cell in his entire life
a tuxie tomcat face with his big cheekies and a face that looks both stupid and dubious of his life choices
November 3, 2025 at 3:48 PM
allmostblue.bsky.social
"Get a Cat," they said. "It will be fun," they said.
a photo of a loft ceiling with a half-height wall and a TEEEEENY tiny little cat face. On top of the wall. A close up of the cat face, who looks both stupid and dubious of his life choices A closet in the half-height wall with some luggage on top. And a cat. 12 feet up. Just vibing.
November 3, 2025 at 3:42 PM
allmostblue.bsky.social
I know Hobi is live but The Dumb Cat is giving me fucking agita rn
November 3, 2025 at 3:40 PM
allmostblue.bsky.social
my planner looks amazing btw thanks to @haruharuot7.bsky.social's shop on etsy!! this planner skin (and sticker) is SO good 🤤
A batik'd orange, red, and green planner skin (on a planner) with a orange and purple JK sticker on it showing his hand tattoos. I promise it looks better than that sounds.
November 2, 2025 at 3:51 PM
allmostblue.bsky.social
him helps with plannering @haruharuot7.bsky.social
A white and black splotchy cat curled up on a very nice (if I do say so myself) late-fall cottagecore planner spread on a desk. There is a rainbow teacup with coffee in it next to him and some BTS art in the background.
November 2, 2025 at 3:21 PM
allmostblue.bsky.social
this is all I ever needed out of 2seok to confirm their dynamic,,,personally,,,
SJ in a red jacket on his knees, looking up lovingly at HS, who is wearing a jean jacket and baggy clothes and looking down at him and smiling
November 1, 2025 at 9:11 AM