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Tell me why it hasn’t happened yet
December 2, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I can’t wait for Gen Z to make weekends 3 days long
December 2, 2025 at 2:18 AM
The thing about news is I have capacity for like .0000000002% of it per day so if you ask me if I’ve heard about X the answer is gonna be no
December 2, 2025 at 12:56 AM
“It’s a scary time”

But more like 200x
“That sounds illegal”
December 1, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I’m gonna need project 2025 to be over by 2026, so,
November 30, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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some people on social media just love to let everyone know when they don't know who someone is. ok, well... we can all tell you have an internet connection so why are you involving us
November 30, 2025 at 12:41 AM
You should have a nap each day of thanksgiving break even though you never nap otherwise. It’s just the law.
November 29, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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Look at the number of SNAP recipients who *work* at Amazon, Walmart, and Mass General Brigham. The employers are the freeloaders, not the recipients.
The Boston Globe identified the companies in Massachusetts that employ the most SNAP recipients. A key stat: "In Massachusetts, 74% of working-age recipients of the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program are employed, half of them full-time."

Full article: www.bostonglobe.com/2025/11/28/m...
November 29, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Former US military lawyers speak out:

"The Former JAGs Working Group unanimously considers both the giving and the execution of these orders, if true, to constitute war crimes, murder, or both."

Statement on Media Reports of Pentagon “No Quarter” Orders in Caribbean Boat Strikes

1/2
November 29, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Cranberry sauce is the best part of thanksgiving do not @ me
November 27, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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Whenever another country sees success by listening to medical professionals and immunologists
November 27, 2025 at 11:14 PM
A smoke detector is chirping in my house but because I don’t do ladders I’ve simply shut the door to that room which I’m afraid to report doesn’t seem to be solving my problem
November 25, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Happy thanksgiving, all pies are bad
November 25, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Not a good year for me with “heyyyy it’s been a while but wondering if you can help with X” messages tbh
November 25, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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Pentagon Blames Venezuela For Flow Of Drugs Into Kash Patel
Pentagon Blames Venezuela For Flow Of Drugs Into Kash Patel
WASHINGTON—Calling the national crisis “a complete justification” for additional airstrikes on boats purportedly trafficking narcotics, the Pentagon issued a statement Tuesday blaming Venezuela for th...
theonion.com
November 23, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Why do people call their children their little turkeys at thanksgiving are you going to stuff them and eat them
November 23, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Maybe a puppy would solve all my problems
November 20, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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great. just what I need, my tax software telling me to kill myself
TurboTax is about to be integrated into ChatGPT, where customers will be guided through tasks tied to their tax filings or financial profile by the AI chatbot.

TurboTax owner Intuit is also paying OpenAI more than $100 million a year to power AI agents.
November 19, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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You might not have caught what just happened on the Senate floor, but the Senate just “deemed as passed” the Epstein resolution.

That means as soon as it arrives from the House, it automatically passes the Senate (with no amendments) and heads to the President’s desk.

Wow.
November 18, 2025 at 10:47 PM
My toxic trait is I’ll watch one documentary about something and then it’s basically my new personality/obsession
November 17, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I keep thinking it’s thanksgiving week now which leads me to… why is thanksgiving so late this year? The people need a break
November 17, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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Holy shit reverse MeToo is wild
epstein emails released and everyone coming out as a pedophile to defend donald trump
November 16, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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WATCH: Jeffrey Epstein survivors release PSA calling on Congress to release the Epstein files
November 17, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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It's official - 8 D AYEs
Durbin
Hassan
King
Cortez Masto
Kaine
Shaheen
Rosen
Fetterman
November 10, 2025 at 1:52 AM