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Alf @alf954.bsky.social · 3d

Don’t forget to join us live at the buzzer!

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Alf @alf954.bsky.social · 3d

If we hit our goal, @brassjazz and I are doing a live version of Pepas! It will be the most fun you have as a Heat fan this season. I can say that pretty confidently.

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Alf @alf954.bsky.social · 3d

This Saturday we will be participating in a breast cancer walk and our goal as a team is to raise $2500 for the kind of cancer research that made it so my wife is one of the lucky ones.

So tonight please share, tune in and donate if you can.

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2025 Komen Georgia MORE THAN PINK Walk

I am supporting Susan G. Komen More Than Pink Walk. Come join me!

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Alf @alf954.bsky.social · 3d

This show and fundraiser have a special meaning to me as my wife was recently diagnosed with breast cancer. They caught it VERY early and she’s already had a successful surgery and we’re on to radiation.

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Alf @alf954.bsky.social · May 5

Do you know how out of touch you have to be to think kids are asking for pencils for Christmas?

Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · May 5

Imagine if Joe Biden had responded to inflation by saying, "Just get your kids two dolls and five pencils."

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Alf @alf954.bsky.social · May 5

White House visit ….

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Alf @alf954.bsky.social · May 5

I would listen to everything.

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wint @dril.bsky.social · Apr 28

if a guy says theyre CIA and they want you to DM every girl you ever jacked off to and apologize, Its a scam. Just ruined my life. Thank you

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Alf @alf954.bsky.social · Apr 28

Legit look like a Haitian Kompa band.

Hakeem Jeffries @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social · Apr 27

For. The. People.

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Alf @alf954.bsky.social · Apr 28

What happened?

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The Real Black Jesus @tellyomamanow.bsky.social · Apr 27

Tell them that shit year round.

Alf @alf954.bsky.social · Apr 27

League memo to the refs:

“Enough with the soft shit.”

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Alf @alf954.bsky.social · Apr 27

Tf was Ant doing on that play? Cut Donte off when he should’ve got out the way. Definition of doing too much.

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Alf @alf954.bsky.social · Apr 27

League memo to the refs:

“Enough with the soft shit.”

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Alf @alf954.bsky.social · Apr 27

I want Minnesota to win but I’m uncomfortable rooting for Julius Randle.

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Alf @alf954.bsky.social · Apr 27

My wife’s favorite show.

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · Apr 27

If you think a just-fertilized ovary is entitled to life but are indifferent to what happens to a kidnapped 4-year-old with cancer, sent to a dangerous country without meds, you don’t give a fuck about the lives of children. You are just in a cult that fetishizes being against abortions.

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Alf @alf954.bsky.social · Apr 27

Basketball is stupid.

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Tom Green @tomasverde.bsky.social · Apr 27

As a Heat fan, I agree. The playoffs should be canceled immediately.

Jared Wade @jaredwade.bsky.social · Apr 27

We don't deserve the NBA playoffs

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Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com · Apr 25

NEW: George Santos is sentenced to 87 months—7+ years—in prison, the govt's full request. (Santos had asked for 24 months—2 years.)(via AP)

Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com · Apr 5

NEW: The government seeks a prison term of 87 months—7+ years—for George Santos: "Santos’s unrestrained greed and voracious appetite for fame enabled him to exploit the very system by which we select our representatives." storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

Dear Judge Seybert:
The government respectfully submits this letter in connection with the sentencing
of defendant George Anthony Devolder Santos, also known as "George Santos" (hereinafter,
"Santos"). As set forth in the Presentence Investigation Report ("PSR"), Santos's advisory Guidelines range is 51 to 63 months' imprisonment plus a mandatory consecutive term of 24 months. (See PSR 1 159). The Probation Department has recommended an effective principal sentence of 75 months' custody (51 months on Count Two, followed by 24 months on Count six).
(See Sent'g Rec. dated 2/7/2025). For the reasons that follow, the government submits that an effective sentence of 87 months' custody (63 months on Count Two, followed by 24 months on Count Six) is necessary to achieve the goals of sentencing in this case.
I. Background
During the 2020 and 2022 federal election cycles, Santos campaigned as a
candidate for the U.S. House of Representatives. (See PSR 10). Although unsuccessful during the 2020 election cycle, Santos was elected on November 8, 2022, as the United States Representative for New York's Third Congressional District, which covers part of Queens and Nassau Counties. (Id.). Santos was sworn into office on January 7, 2023. (Id.).
A. Campaign-Related Fraudulent Schemes
As Santos has now admitted, during the same period that he was campaigning for
elective office, he planned and executed a series of fraudulent schemes that formed the basis for this criminal prosecution.
First, on behalf of Santos's principal campaign committee,

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Miami Heat Beat @miamiheatbeat.bsky.social · Apr 17

🚨🔥NEW POD🔥🚨

HEAT WIN THE BATTLE OF MID

• G laments the win
• Tyler Herro's special night
• Davion Mitchell got that dog in him
• Look ahead to Hawks

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WHO NEEDS TO TANK // HEAT-BULLS POSTGAME SHOW

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Miami Heat Beat @miamiheatbeat.bsky.social · Apr 21

🚨🔥NEW POD🔥🚨

The Ty Jerome Game

• Burks started. Thoughts and potential replacement?
• How to slow down the Cavs guards?
• Urgency vs Pace on O
• Pros/Cons of going young

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The Ty Jerome Game // HEAT vs Cavs PostGame Show G1

Podcast Episode · The Miami Heat Beat Podcast · 04/21/2025 · 1h 10m

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