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alexisw [never mentally left XOXO]
@alexisw.bsky.social
Growing brands, products, people, and plants.

Previously June, Apple, IDEO — looking for something new.

Extremely into accessible games, art, and technology.

https://glass.photo/alexisw
https://www.linkedin.com/in/alexisw
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For-profit media cannot tell the truth. Therefore it should not be entrusted with Journalism.

Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
October 21, 2025 at 5:25 AM
I’d like one of those LAUSD giant chocolate chip cookies from recess in 1997 or so.
October 28, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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Made a Slack-o-lantern that hits you with the Slack notification sound and logo when you walk by.

👻 now baAAck toOOO WooOOrk 👻
October 20, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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This wouldn’t be happening if she was president.
September 19, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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The Secretary of Wrestling has cancelled grants for deaf/blind students across 17 states saying the money doesn’t align with the administrations policies to end DEI and would give the students an unfair advantage over other children.
September 17, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Yoooo, receptionist at specialized imaging center dealing primarily with screening for cancer —

Maybe don’t hang up the phone and laugh at the person calling every day who notes they’ll call again Monday (hoping for a cancelation). That imaging is actually a life and death sort of thing for them.
September 12, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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here’s a version where the POV is blacked out whenever the driver takes their eyes off the road
August 31, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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May 14, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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Bingo.

ChatGPT doesn't give you knowledge, it gives you confident lies. If you accept confident lies, you are a fool.
April 22, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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Me: I'm a foundational support pillar for this organization

Me:
April 18, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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It is 2002. I am 18 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.

It is 2008. I am 24 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.

It is 2020. I am 36 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.

It is 2025. I am 41 years old. We are in a—
April 2, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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It's also the day for my favorite meme!

If this aging Klingon warrior can get it right, so can anyone.
March 31, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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Did you know the Oregon Zoo has the last functional mail train in the U.S.? Shortly after it opened in 1958, the Washington Park and Zoo Railway became one of the first recreational railroads in the country to have its own official postmark and cancellation stamp.
March 31, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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I heard there was a secret ooze
It turned four turtles into dudes
But you don't really care for pizza, do ya?

They fought like this,
Two swords, a stick
A couple sai
Some nunchuck tricks
Those Ninja boys-a callin

Cowabunga
March 29, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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As Bluesky has grown, I've seen a lot of backsliding on alt text. Please try to be considerate to others and include alt text with all of your images. It helps everyone. Indeed, in the "accessibility" setting in Bluesky you can set it to make sure you add alt text, which is a useful thing to do.
March 30, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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Someone on here said that we've just replaced the four humours with the names of neurotransmitters and that's so right it's not even funny.
January 20, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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Libraries feel like holy, safe places to me. And this is one of the myriad reasons why.
saw this in a group im in and once again librarians are the fucking S tier class of what it is to be a good human
November 3, 2024 at 1:54 AM
Stopped at Lokum in Santa Barbara, finally. Halvah was actually made there. In the states. It was fresh. I don’t even know how to explain how rare or unusual this is. I’m not even a big halvah person, I just think a little every once in a while is nice.
October 22, 2024 at 4:58 AM
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I used to get conference brain after 10-12 hours and now maybe five hours in I am fully ready to be wheeled onto a sunny balcony overlooking the sea like the grannies in Ponyo
August 23, 2024 at 11:26 PM
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“I used to dream about working at Gawker. I used to dream about a job. I used to dream about labor. That’s wack. Don’t do that!” Gita Jackson spoke directly to my heart and soul #xoxofest

📍Revolution Hall / Portland / OR
August 24, 2024 at 6:51 PM
I was never an advocate for being able to edit social media posts or messages after the fact. It just seemed ripe for misuse and not necessary…
After having the ability to edit a post on Slack, Mastodon, even Messages… I’m now on team edits-allowed (as long as changes are tracked).
August 24, 2024 at 4:50 AM