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Mickey Lenin @thepolitburo.bsky.social · 2h

“They fired sniper rifles at ICE agents and me, but I made a turn at the last minute. I made a turn at a good time. Charlie couldn’t believe it.”
- Dear Leader… ummm… disparaging Kirk’s ability to bob and weave?… 🤷‍♂️

Mickey Lenin @thepolitburo.bsky.social · 4h

In order to boost morale and combat readiness, Plastered Pete has opened over 300 investigations into members of the military who might not have sufficiently mourned Charlie.

Seriously. He has.

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Mickey Lenin @thepolitburo.bsky.social · 5h

“Portland, Oregon, I mean, every time I look at the place it’s burning down. There are fires all over the place. When a store, there are very few of them left, they don’t put up storefronts. They just put wood.”
-Dear Leader’s imagination
Meanwhile, in reality…

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Mickey Lenin @thepolitburo.bsky.social · 8h

Once again, after crowing about acing his cognitive tests and claiming the doctor never saw anyone score higher, Dear Leader is confounded by how to get an open umbrella through a plane door.
Fortunately, a tax payer funded security agent was available to help.

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Mickey Lenin @thepolitburo.bsky.social · 9h

Probably.

Mickey Lenin @thepolitburo.bsky.social · 9h

Looks more like horns… 😆

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Mickey Lenin @thepolitburo.bsky.social · 10h

“We’ve got a severe overdevelopment crisis in our suburban communities because of the Democratic idea of social engineering.”
- NJ maga gubernatorial candidate arguing for… less housing. 🤨

Mickey Lenin @thepolitburo.bsky.social · 12h

By order of his sloshiness, Plastered Pete, every member of the US military must confirm, in writing, that they have watched his bellicose “no fatties” rant to the generals.

Seriously. This is an official directive.

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Mickey Lenin @thepolitburo.bsky.social · 14h

SCOTUS has rejected Alex Jones’s appeal of the $1.4b Sandy Hook verdict.

The Portland Frog is pleased.

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Mickey Lenin @thepolitburo.bsky.social · 16h

Dear Leader had a restless night, raging about the lighting in a picture he found unflattering because it showed off his thinning hair.

The fragility is palpable.

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Mickey Lenin @thepolitburo.bsky.social · 1d

The deadline Plastered Pete imposed on journalists covering the Pentagon to sign compliance agreements allowing prior review of all stories is fast approaching.
One after another, they’re declining.
NPR wasn’t a surprise.
Newsmax is.

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Mickey Lenin @thepolitburo.bsky.social · 1d

“Guard soldiers are required to meet height and weight standards at all times. Members found not in compliance will be returned to their home station”
- new directive from Plastered Pete forcing the recall of Texans deployed to Illinois.

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Mickey Lenin @thepolitburo.bsky.social · 1d

Turns out maga were right after all.
Years after claiming Obama was
going to come after their guns,
Legally Blonde Bondi is compiling lists of gun owners for the gubmint…🤪

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Mickey Lenin @thepolitburo.bsky.social · 1d

“We’re not gunna go into a war but, if we do, we’re going to win that war like nobody has ever won a war before.”
- the guy who lost Afghanistan.

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Mickey Lenin @thepolitburo.bsky.social · 1d

Ms Erika and TPUSA have found their first performer to headline their wholesome alternative halftime show during the Super Bowl.
Baby Billy!

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Mickey Lenin @thepolitburo.bsky.social · 1d

Is G Gordon Liddy getting a posthumous pardon?
Does he even understand what the word hoax means or does he just invoke it reflexively?
So much silliness.

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Mickey Lenin @thepolitburo.bsky.social · 1d

“We’re heading to Chicago, because we want to save Chicago. Do you know they had over 4000 people killed in Chicago? And I have to watch this slob of a governor stand up and say, everything is ok.”

4k weren’t killed and everything is ok. 🤷‍♂️

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Mickey Lenin @thepolitburo.bsky.social · 2d

“What is the function of this Qatar facility? What are they developing in Idaho?”

Lil’ JD - “This is largely a fake story.”

*deflectors set to max*

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Mickey Lenin @thepolitburo.bsky.social · 2d

Dear Leader has jetted off for a whirlwind self congratulatory tour of the Middle East, with stops in Israel and Egypt.
No word on if he’ll get a military parade in Cairo…

Mickey Lenin @thepolitburo.bsky.social · 2d

“Did Homan keep the money or give it back?”

Lil’ JD - “He did not take a bribe.”

“I’m asking if he accepted the $50k.”

Lil’ JD “No, I said…”
*feed cuts out*

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Mickey Lenin @thepolitburo.bsky.social · 2d

The magasphere is crowing about Ilse Norm “staring down violent antifa protesters” in Portland.

The “violent antifa protesters” she was staring down…

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Mickey Lenin @thepolitburo.bsky.social · 2d

Earlier this year Dear Leader signed and executive order to root out anti Christian bias in our nation.

This week, Ilse Noem’s ICE-stapo hit a priest praying in front of their building in the head with a pepper bag fired from a nearby rooftop.

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Mickey Lenin @thepolitburo.bsky.social · 2d

“I’ve been in the Capitol, there are two things I couldn’t find this week:
-the Epstein files
-any Republican plan to fix healthcare

Marge is going rogue. Not that we trust her to do the right thing in either case.

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Mickey Lenin @thepolitburo.bsky.social · 3d

“Drugs are discounted massively. The president highlighted 650%. Significant discounts.”
“Dr” Oz not mathing the math.

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Mickey Lenin @thepolitburo.bsky.social · 3d

“In many cases, the homeless industrial complex is running cover for antifa. Antifa is benefiting from tax dollars and they’re essentially being used as the muscle.”
- lil’ Johnny Choe, roundtable of histrionic pearl clutching.

Wait, wut, “homeless industrial complex?” 😂😂😂

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