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Ahab
@ahabofgilead.bsky.social
I support gender equality, LGBTQ rights, and church-state separation. I love birds, forests, and gardens. AuDHD.
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My apologies to anyone who followed me for birds, Hordak, Area 88, and food adventures, only to get waves of bad news instead.
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trapped souls of the dead lusting for vengeance-ass trophy
never seen a more clearly cursed object
December 5, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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Amanda is an old college friend of mine whose one of the best caretakers for her birds I've ever seen over the years. Any monetary help and shares would be super appreciated to help her sweet birbs out since Mango is gonna need medication for the rest of her life.
So as we drive back to pick up Mango from an avian specialist vet 3 hours away, we have an update. What's been wrong with Mango is this:

They found that she has a heart murmur and almost certainly has heart disease. It is genetic. It is treatable, but not curable. She will need to be on 3
December 5, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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There are so many people living lives of quiet dignity despite horrific medical news or poverty or tragedy where every day they still wake up and try to be good people in the world even as the world pushes against them and it makes me even angrier at the absolute shitheads that rule over things
December 5, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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I don't think normal people have any idea that the US Government just talks this way now.

It's not just Trump and some rando podcasters (which is bad enough). It's our government. In a democracy. Ours.
This is a message from an official, tax-payer funded White House account, written by government employees barred by law from engaging in partisan politics
December 5, 2025 at 3:24 AM
When in doubt, eat tasty mushrooms.
December 5, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Please send some kindness Amanda’s way. Mango is very sick.
Bringing Mango to the vet early. Something is really wrong. I will be honest and say I'm not sure she is going to make it.
December 4, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Kash, say that again slowly, and really listen to yourself.
Patel on J6 arrest: "When you attack American citizens, when you attack our institutions of legislation, when you attack our nation's Capitol, you attack the very being of our way of life."
December 4, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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Agents in Key Largo, Florida ripped this woman wearing medical scrubs out of her car as she screamed she is a US citizen. Agents cuffed her and put her in one of their cars.

She was eventually let go, per David Goodhue of the Miami Herald, who also took this footage:
December 3, 2025 at 5:20 PM
A coworker made these gorgeous cookies for our office lunch today.
December 4, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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Was looking at the first simulated image of a black hole and that damn billford quote came to mind
(I once considered him the center of my life, the sun in my galaxy, when all along he was a black hole sucking everything bright into his bottomless ego) and I went...uh...
November 16, 2025 at 11:50 AM
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i hope every single person who still buys harry potter merch or engages with that franchise is happy that they're literally making girl guides cry

girl guides uk have been forced very much against their will to exclude trans girls. full statement is here: www.girlguiding.org.uk/information-...
December 2, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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Dedham Priest pissing off all the right people by removing Jesus from the church's nativity scene and putting up an ICE WAS HERE sign in His place.

www.boston25news.com/news/local/i...
‘ICE was here’: Dedham church sparks outrage over nativity scene with political message
A Dedham church is causing controversy over another political statement in their Nativity scene this holiday season.
www.boston25news.com
December 2, 2025 at 9:10 PM
“Fog of war” my ass! Hegseth and company knew exactly what they were doing. If you’re going to commit evil, pointless, illegal acts, own it!
December 2, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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The Trump administration said that it will move to withhold SNAP food aid from most Democratic-controlled states unless they provide recipient records.
Trump administration says it will withhold SNAP food aid from Democrat-led states over data
The Trump administration said Tuesday that it will withhold SNAP food aid from recipients in most Democratic-controlled states starting next week.
bit.ly
December 2, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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We didn’t hit it twice

We did hit it twice and that’s legal

The Admiral did it

We didn’t see them

I’m in the fog of war and you’re not even though I am right where you are
December 2, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Prices for food and other consumer products are already high, and tariffs only made the problem worse. How much worse will the situation become if there’s a shortage of truckers to transport goods?
December 2, 2025 at 3:51 PM
It’s December, and that means Christmas carols will be playing in stores. Here’s a favorite of mine. youtu.be/7SSXcWhCL0w?...
Within Temptation - Gothic Christmas
YouTube video by Alex van der Pijl
youtu.be
December 2, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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Savage! 🎄 Lake Street Church of Evanston creates a nativity scene with gas masks to remind us that Jesus was a refugee.

"This installation is not subtle. The crisis it addresses is not abstract. We ask viewers to confront the disconnect between professed religious or moral values & immigration."
November 30, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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Whenever my bird sheds a clump of fluffy white down we fuss over him and exclaim “oh noooo, your butt stuffing! We’ll have to take you to the Build a Bear shop to get re-stuffed!”

He does not understand any of this
December 1, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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When you just want to take a shit in peace but a cockatiel is blasting the Chocobo Theme directly into your ear drum
November 27, 2025 at 6:46 AM
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I feel this post 😩 Those kids have only known worsening government dysfunction. Half their life, the half they were aware of politics, has been all DJT all the time. It's a struggle to remind middle age people how it's supposed to be 🤬
December 1, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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Lecturing on Watergate this morning and trying to decide how to communicate "no, Congress used to care when presidents did crimes!" without derailing the lecture and/or sobbing
December 1, 2025 at 1:36 PM
The YouTube algorithm sent this video my way today. It’s a comedy sketch at Characters Welcome Live, but it captures harsh truths about living with a large parrot.

Remember, large psittacines live as long as humans, need mental & social stimulation, and can be destructive. youtu.be/dEllnkkE5TU?...
The Bird Someone Has To Take When Your Aunt Dies
YouTube video by CharactersWelcome
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December 1, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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Air brakes deployed: a great blue heron flairs its wings while landing on a rock outcrop along the # UmpquaRiver today in SW #Oregon #birds #photography #wildlifephotography
December 1, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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My mother has refused getting her dinner because "I'm waiting until he's dead". I was baffled but obviously she's watching a murder mystery. "Death has priority!"
November 30, 2025 at 9:12 PM