Ahab
@ahabofgilead.bsky.social
I support gender equality, LGBTQ rights, and church-state separation. I love birds, forests, and gardens. AuDHD.
I want to be clear — I’m not giving him a pass. If he’s mentally unsuited for the presidency, he needs to resign.
December 1, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I want to be clear — I’m not giving him a pass. If he’s mentally unsuited for the presidency, he needs to resign.
It sounds like Trump isn’t in charge at the White House anymore, if he ever was this year. He’s not lucid enough to understand what’s going on.
December 1, 2025 at 6:18 PM
It sounds like Trump isn’t in charge at the White House anymore, if he ever was this year. He’s not lucid enough to understand what’s going on.
In a similar vein, from Tumblr.
December 1, 2025 at 4:05 PM
In a similar vein, from Tumblr.
The YouTube algorithm just sent that my way this morning! Hilarious and all too true.
December 1, 2025 at 3:26 PM
The YouTube algorithm just sent that my way this morning! Hilarious and all too true.
I’m clinging to the hope that Trump’s corruption and incompetence will be followed by SERIOUS reforms and a rebirth of democracy. I want people to feel horrified and call for change. I want to see the younger generations drive that change. I don’t know if it will happen, but I want to believe.
December 1, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I’m clinging to the hope that Trump’s corruption and incompetence will be followed by SERIOUS reforms and a rebirth of democracy. I want people to feel horrified and call for change. I want to see the younger generations drive that change. I don’t know if it will happen, but I want to believe.
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I feel this post 😩 Those kids have only known worsening government dysfunction. Half their life, the half they were aware of politics, has been all DJT all the time. It's a struggle to remind middle age people how it's supposed to be 🤬
December 1, 2025 at 1:56 PM
I feel this post 😩 Those kids have only known worsening government dysfunction. Half their life, the half they were aware of politics, has been all DJT all the time. It's a struggle to remind middle age people how it's supposed to be 🤬
Everybody and their brother was there. Joe Sixpack brought the refreshments.
December 1, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Everybody and their brother was there. Joe Sixpack brought the refreshments.
The ones in Baltimore spread Old Bay.
December 1, 2025 at 5:16 AM
The ones in Baltimore spread Old Bay.
I had a cardiac MRI a few years ago to make sure I didn’t have heart damage after my Lyme disease diagnosis. (My heart was fine, thank goodness.) I had to stay completely still and take shallow breaths so the image would be clear. You don’t forget what is being scanned like that!
December 1, 2025 at 5:14 AM
I had a cardiac MRI a few years ago to make sure I didn’t have heart damage after my Lyme disease diagnosis. (My heart was fine, thank goodness.) I had to stay completely still and take shallow breaths so the image would be clear. You don’t forget what is being scanned like that!
TEENAGE JESUS: I’m going outside to lacquer this table. Call me when dinner’s ready.
JOSEPH: OKay, When Dinner’s Ready!
TEENAGE JESUS: (groans)
JOSEPH: OKay, When Dinner’s Ready!
TEENAGE JESUS: (groans)
December 1, 2025 at 5:00 AM
TEENAGE JESUS: I’m going outside to lacquer this table. Call me when dinner’s ready.
JOSEPH: OKay, When Dinner’s Ready!
TEENAGE JESUS: (groans)
JOSEPH: OKay, When Dinner’s Ready!
TEENAGE JESUS: (groans)
My dad was cremated and he looks better than that!
December 1, 2025 at 4:53 AM
My dad was cremated and he looks better than that!
You father probably didn’t punish his body with Big Macs, no exercise, and stimulants.
December 1, 2025 at 4:52 AM
You father probably didn’t punish his body with Big Macs, no exercise, and stimulants.
But then we’ll all get upset tummies when the day finally comes, and we drink all that champagne on empty stomachs.
December 1, 2025 at 4:27 AM
But then we’ll all get upset tummies when the day finally comes, and we drink all that champagne on empty stomachs.
But then when the day comes, we’ll all be drinking champagne on empty stomachs, and the alcohol will go right to our heads! 🥴
December 1, 2025 at 4:25 AM
But then when the day comes, we’ll all be drinking champagne on empty stomachs, and the alcohol will go right to our heads! 🥴
This sounds like a competitive lover’s game or something.
December 1, 2025 at 4:22 AM
This sounds like a competitive lover’s game or something.
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...awake for 30+ hours, then crash.
December 1, 2025 at 3:40 AM
...awake for 30+ hours, then crash.
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...or you took fertility-boosting drugs. However, by then, the party was rewarding you for outing other people.
I woke up after outing someone who was sick, entirely by accident. All I'd done was sanitize my own touch-screen equipment, & offered them tissues.
This is what happens when I'm...
I woke up after outing someone who was sick, entirely by accident. All I'd done was sanitize my own touch-screen equipment, & offered them tissues.
This is what happens when I'm...
December 1, 2025 at 3:40 AM
...or you took fertility-boosting drugs. However, by then, the party was rewarding you for outing other people.
I woke up after outing someone who was sick, entirely by accident. All I'd done was sanitize my own touch-screen equipment, & offered them tissues.
This is what happens when I'm...
I woke up after outing someone who was sick, entirely by accident. All I'd done was sanitize my own touch-screen equipment, & offered them tissues.
This is what happens when I'm...
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...with strategically placed agricultural & craft supplies.
Those stopped working when the party started doing fly-overs, & using FLiR cameras.
-then, it was, "hide on your own for as long as you can."
Maybe you took forbidden medication to hide whatever your condition was, including trans-ness...
Those stopped working when the party started doing fly-overs, & using FLiR cameras.
-then, it was, "hide on your own for as long as you can."
Maybe you took forbidden medication to hide whatever your condition was, including trans-ness...
December 1, 2025 at 3:38 AM
...with strategically placed agricultural & craft supplies.
Those stopped working when the party started doing fly-overs, & using FLiR cameras.
-then, it was, "hide on your own for as long as you can."
Maybe you took forbidden medication to hide whatever your condition was, including trans-ness...
Those stopped working when the party started doing fly-overs, & using FLiR cameras.
-then, it was, "hide on your own for as long as you can."
Maybe you took forbidden medication to hide whatever your condition was, including trans-ness...