She Stepped Into the Alley With A Single Shot 4/10
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Fun fact abt japanese 80s arcade companies is they almost all got their start doing something else completely unrelated. Nintendo - playing cards, sega - gambling devices for american soldiers, or tecmo - commercial vacuums. Many ppl dont know this but sony originally made lil stereos and tvs
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That you dont get whats funny about it makes it funnier.
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Someone made an alt to get mad at me for this too which was even funnier.
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This post made a 5 follower "lEfTiStS oF bLuEsKy" acct big mad
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The perfect accent and affectation for the character, the perfect character for the accent and affectation
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"My mate Paul tried to create a new lifeform by inserting his DNA into a grapefruit. But halfway through the experiment, the green grocer started hitting him. Why is science so controversial?"
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"The Crusades sound very violent. Why can't the religions all learn to live together in peace, like they do in Ireland?"

-Philomena Cunk
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best thing about the internet is every few months someone will make up some bullshit that has never happened, & then they or someone close to them will make up a new word or term to describe the thing, & some fucking rube "independent journalist" will think it's real & post about it. Ex: scromiting
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Can we bring back Visual Concepts to make more NFL games?
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Fuk yeah. We saving DreamCast and the USPS in one swoop
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Ok. Do we also get fortnite and matvel rivals ports? I feel like those are important to these ends.
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I hope so, could you imagine forcing the DC OEM controller on kids today? I feel like brains would implode. We just dont do weird little controllers anymore. Everything is a dual shock or xbox 360 derivation, and really the xbox is a derivative of the dualshock if we're being honest
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/@meta ai imagine Nancy Cartwright in a burlesque costume
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Flak88s and MG42s gunning down elven archers.

Deploying Volksgrenadiers on a bunch of gryphons.