Knave Murdok
@knavemurdok.bsky.social
Heyyyyyy cutiiieeee
Name’s Knave!
Cartoonist, and Multidimensional Comedy Icon!
https://www.patreon.com/c/TransCat
Name’s Knave!
Cartoonist, and Multidimensional Comedy Icon!
https://www.patreon.com/c/TransCat
I’m about to get my ball hair lasered off, and I showed up in my I Saw The TV Glow t-shirt.
If I were in a movie, you might call that “symbolism”
If I were in a movie, you might call that “symbolism”
someone has written " there is still time " in chalk on the sidewalk
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December 19, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I’m about to get my ball hair lasered off, and I showed up in my I Saw The TV Glow t-shirt.
If I were in a movie, you might call that “symbolism”
If I were in a movie, you might call that “symbolism”
Conservatives will see this and say “See? School shootings aren’t that big of a deal. This girl survived two of them! You’re saying your kid can’t even survive one? Skill issue.”
December 19, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Conservatives will see this and say “See? School shootings aren’t that big of a deal. This girl survived two of them! You’re saying your kid can’t even survive one? Skill issue.”
Me, when my friend offers me a beer at a party: "uhm, thanks but NO THANKS, I don't need DRUGS to have a good time, okay? I'M gonna go to HEAVEN when I die, alright? I'm not a SINNER like you."
a young man says " this is so peer pressure " in a netflix ad
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December 19, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Me, when my friend offers me a beer at a party: "uhm, thanks but NO THANKS, I don't need DRUGS to have a good time, okay? I'M gonna go to HEAVEN when I die, alright? I'm not a SINNER like you."
Ashes to Ashes
Coast to Coast
Coast to Coast
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December 19, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Ashes to Ashes
Coast to Coast
Coast to Coast
My mind was blown when I realized Kirkland was a real place and not just a brand name.
The land of ham and batteries! O.O
The land of ham and batteries! O.O
December 19, 2025 at 5:53 PM
My mind was blown when I realized Kirkland was a real place and not just a brand name.
The land of ham and batteries! O.O
The land of ham and batteries! O.O
E. NOUGH. TO. FILL. THE. AL. BERT. HALL.
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December 19, 2025 at 5:52 PM
E. NOUGH. TO. FILL. THE. AL. BERT. HALL.
Knave Murdok
#1 Wife/Mom
#1 Wife/Mom
December 19, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Knave Murdok
#1 Wife/Mom
#1 Wife/Mom
I'll say this.
The Snyderverse really made me miss Smallville.
The Snyderverse really made me miss Smallville.
a man in a white shirt and brown pants is running in a city .
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December 19, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I'll say this.
The Snyderverse really made me miss Smallville.
The Snyderverse really made me miss Smallville.
I know I say this a lot, but here it is, the last good video game. All downhill after this.
a cartoon character with a cup on his head and a sword
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December 19, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I know I say this a lot, but here it is, the last good video game. All downhill after this.
the issue of violence in America is an extraordinarily complicated one and cannot be dealt with via inaction, or any kind of policy change, no matter how sweeping and absolute it is. Conservatives like to say "how different would Baltimore have been if EVERYONE had their guns with them?"
December 19, 2025 at 5:37 PM
the issue of violence in America is an extraordinarily complicated one and cannot be dealt with via inaction, or any kind of policy change, no matter how sweeping and absolute it is. Conservatives like to say "how different would Baltimore have been if EVERYONE had their guns with them?"
BONESAW
IS
REA-DDYYYY!!
IS
REA-DDYYYY!!
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December 19, 2025 at 5:19 PM
BONESAW
IS
REA-DDYYYY!!
IS
REA-DDYYYY!!
There are people out there who will say, in all seriousness, "if you aren't doing anything wrong, you have nothing to worry about", and they don't think that sounds terrifyingly authoritarian.
December 19, 2025 at 5:18 PM
There are people out there who will say, in all seriousness, "if you aren't doing anything wrong, you have nothing to worry about", and they don't think that sounds terrifyingly authoritarian.
Computer! How do I date Thora Birch?
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December 19, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Computer! How do I date Thora Birch?
Sesame Street - Comb Your Face
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December 19, 2025 at 5:16 PM
The LGBTQ community needs to get our hands on some nukes.
Seems to be the only way to get any respect around here!
Seems to be the only way to get any respect around here!
December 19, 2025 at 5:13 PM
The LGBTQ community needs to get our hands on some nukes.
Seems to be the only way to get any respect around here!
Seems to be the only way to get any respect around here!
Hey artist!
You gotta dollar?
...
I thought not!
You gotta dollar?
...
I thought not!
December 19, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Hey artist!
You gotta dollar?
...
I thought not!
You gotta dollar?
...
I thought not!
Well thankfully, I've literally NEVER sinned, so cast stones I shall!
December 19, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Well thankfully, I've literally NEVER sinned, so cast stones I shall!
Using your time effectively: The White Whale of ANY artist!
December 19, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Using your time effectively: The White Whale of ANY artist!
I hate that THIS is how Hasbro decided to make their "Ghost of Obi-Wan" look.
He looks awful. Why is he only HALF ghost, and the rest of him is just glossy?
What's with this bedazzled bathrobe?
The material is so thin, it looks like it will fall apart as soon as it comes out of the box!
He looks awful. Why is he only HALF ghost, and the rest of him is just glossy?
What's with this bedazzled bathrobe?
The material is so thin, it looks like it will fall apart as soon as it comes out of the box!
December 19, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I hate that THIS is how Hasbro decided to make their "Ghost of Obi-Wan" look.
He looks awful. Why is he only HALF ghost, and the rest of him is just glossy?
What's with this bedazzled bathrobe?
The material is so thin, it looks like it will fall apart as soon as it comes out of the box!
He looks awful. Why is he only HALF ghost, and the rest of him is just glossy?
What's with this bedazzled bathrobe?
The material is so thin, it looks like it will fall apart as soon as it comes out of the box!
Ghosts are just like, what, former people? I can deal with people.
December 19, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Ghosts are just like, what, former people? I can deal with people.
How come Vincent Price was never the host of "The Price Is Right?"
What a huge missed opportunity.
What a huge missed opportunity.
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December 19, 2025 at 4:57 PM
How come Vincent Price was never the host of "The Price Is Right?"
What a huge missed opportunity.
What a huge missed opportunity.
Swedish Dog: "Bjärk!"
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December 19, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Swedish Dog: "Bjärk!"
Well, if yelling "Girl Power" and doing a high kick is a crime, well I guess I'm guilty!!!
a woman in a fur coat is sitting on a pink couch and saying girl power
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December 19, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Well, if yelling "Girl Power" and doing a high kick is a crime, well I guess I'm guilty!!!
Let me see your YABOS!
three witches are standing next to each other and one of them is saying amuck amuck amuck
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December 19, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Let me see your YABOS!