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Lovable Losers, No Account Boozers, & Honkytonk Heroes Like Me
@agenttrees.bsky.social
The road goes on forever. And the party never ends.
Not a furry, just a Jaguars fan.
World's Greatest Living Ky Based Leftist Jacksonville Jags Fan & Shit Poster W/ 600+ Follows (on birdapp)
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best thing about the internet is every few months someone will make up some bullshit that has never happened, & then they or someone close to them will make up a new word or term to describe the thing, & some fucking rube "independent journalist" will think it's real & post about it. Ex: scromiting
December 6, 2025 at 8:41 PM
When i was a young man, before the internet was as commonplace as it is today, there was a news panic that claimed there was an epidemic sweeping the nation of kids going to gas stations. Sticking the tore air hose in their asses, and letting it inflate their rectums to "get high". Im serious.
best thing about the internet is every few months someone will make up some bullshit that has never happened, & then they or someone close to them will make up a new word or term to describe the thing, & some fucking rube "independent journalist" will think it's real & post about it. Ex: scromiting
December 6, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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December 6, 2025 at 8:36 PM
An absolute unit.
December 1, 2025 at 3:07 PM
We have a vacuum robot and we mop heavily at least every 2 weeks and we can barely keep up with it.
December 1, 2025 at 2:27 PM
December 1, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Looking into this
November 28, 2025 at 6:24 AM
X - The Everything Gun
November 28, 2025 at 6:17 AM
It would be x shaped
November 28, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Papyrus were goated
November 27, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Klife Out of Balance

I also like philip glass. My intro was the BSG scenes where starbuck was having daybdreams with Metamorphosis being played
November 27, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Or facebook. Or pay to play with elon and get like 1500 characters.
November 27, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Holy shit, she looks like a "know the signs of zombieism" poster
November 27, 2025 at 6:43 AM
A Kilrathi cockpit would go so hard
November 27, 2025 at 6:22 AM