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Heavy with goat and burdened with terrible chicken #MOT #FOD
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productiveouts.bsky.social
I don't know that we're talking about Logan Gilbert's Resting Pitch Face enough. Elite. Karstens-esque. Simply breathtaking.
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noscoredraws.com
Going door to door and asking if they've heard the Good News about Joe Rodon, the greatest man alive
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nihilist-arbys.bsky.social
The best thing about Sundays is watching young millionaires give each other pointless brain damage so idiots at a bar with $12 in the bank can hate each other because of it.

Go arbys, beat wendys. Or whatever.
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thebestsmart.bsky.social
If I’m ranking all 106 players on the field today by who sounds the most like a prescription drug, Larvadain is going right to the fucking top.
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richraho.bsky.social
Chicago priest Fr. Larry Dowling describes procession to ICE facility: “No one had the courage to speak directly to us. No one from Homeland Security could stand in the presence of the Monstrance holding the Blessed Sacrament. No wonder. Evil is repelled, recoils in the presence of Christ.”
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synonymforwet.bsky.social
Gonna be the way the season goes, so strap in.

They’re gonna look good, then bad, then like world beaters, then like an AHL team, and everything in between.
adef187.bsky.social
"You've never experienced Shakespeare until you've heard it in the original Klingon"
adef187.bsky.social
oh hey cool random fireworks
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thebevil.bsky.social
Shout-out to one of my coworkers who thought "labubu" was slang for lobotomy
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edwardodell.bsky.social
All my foreskins gone
edwardodell.bsky.social
RFKJr is going to do a Crypto foreskin exchange
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catsofyore.bsky.social
Some of you are asking where you can make a donation in honor of Fergus, so please direct it to @merrymacsanctuary.bsky.social's hay drive. He loved food and loved coziness and loved everyone. He would want all the animals in the world to be well fed and cozy. donorbox.org/mmfs-2025-ha...
2025 Hay Drive | Merrymac Farm Sanctuary (Powered by Donorbox)
Hay, grain and supplements are the #1 expense at MMFS. It's part of the foundation of the farm's daily activities. As you may imagine, we go through a LOT of it, and it's not cheap - costing $8 per ba...
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adef187.bsky.social
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britculpsapp.bsky.social
"i'd be less autistic if i had my foreskin" isn't a thing i've heard anyone say
justinbaragona.bsky.social
Besides linking Tylenol in pregnant women to autism, RFK Jr. now says circumcision is part of the reason why kids are autistic.

"Children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism, and it's highly likely because they're given Tylenol. None of this is positive..."
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404media.co
BREAKING: A catastrophic breach has impacted Discord user data including selfies and identity documents uploaded as part of the app’s verification process, email addresses, phone numbers, approximately where the user lives, and much more.

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The Discord Hack is Every Users’ Worst Nightmare
A hack impacting Discord’s age verification process shows in stark terms the risk of tech companies collecting users’ ID documents. Now the hackers are posting peoples’ IDs and other sensitive informa...
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adef187.bsky.social
(Doctor) Who's jacking off in those bushes?
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veryimportant.lawyer
Second guy looks like he’s poking his face through a hole for a chintzy photo-op at a theme park called “Pedophile World”
jonnymorris.bsky.social
Is this real or am I in a coma?
Young Conservative with a Doctor Who question mark pullover.
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neraka27.bsky.social
A very unfortunate example of feed synchronicity
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