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Abbiistabbii
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God has let me live another day and I am going to make them regret it. Caledonian Gremlin. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏳️‍⚧️ Also on http://mastodon.abbii.gay
You can run Linux on a pair of earrings if you wanted to, the possibilities are endless!
December 5, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I could, hypothetically, create earrings that work as a file server
December 5, 2025 at 12:19 AM
THIS IS A CALLOUT POST FOR WINTER. FUCK YOU WINTER! THE STREETLIGHTS WERE ON AT THE STATION AT 1330! 1:30PM! ONE AND A HALF HOURS AFTER FUCKING MIDDAY. THERE'S A REASON YOU'RE CALLED THE DARKNESS IS GAELIC AND IT'S NOT BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN A THING CALLED LOVE. BLUE HOUR SHOULD NOT HAPPEN AT MIDDAY!
December 4, 2025 at 10:02 PM
WAS ANYONE GOING TO TELL ME THAT FEMME LESBIANS HAD A VERSION OF HANKIE CODE WHERE THEY USED THEIR NAILS?
December 4, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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December 4, 2025 at 5:05 PM
where can I get piss coloured glue?
December 4, 2025 at 6:59 PM
They've been replacing a bridge near my local station. While they built a temp bridge, they closed up one of the entrances and put signs showing people how to get to the back entrance.

Literally watched a grown ass adult push through the fence, only to come back to say "aye it's closed".
People complained so much about the speed cameras in Ontario, but not only were their numerous signs, but any car made in like the last decade would also TELL YOU were they were.
Cars these days warn you about police so speeders can avoid getting caught!?
December 4, 2025 at 6:24 PM
ok so scotland is on another level because everyone out here in old weather gear (rightly so) but today i saw a girl in denim shorts like it was spring and a guy in a kilt and I'm like "aren't you both cold?"
December 4, 2025 at 6:18 PM
When I saw Signalgate I feared that they had cracked signal.

Nope, Hegseth sent out orders via a non-classified Signal chat. At least it was Signal and not, say, Whatsapp or an SMS message.
December 4, 2025 at 5:41 PM
December 4, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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I have called on the Equalities Minister to withdraw badly written guidance for single-sex spaces to protect everyone's rights and ensure trans people are treated with the dignity and respect they deserve.
December 4, 2025 at 5:34 PM
So I have a pair of clip-on earrings, and I'm very tempted to modify them by hanging something off them. Any suggestions? The weirder the better.
December 4, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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the FSF founded by hatsune miku
December 4, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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Trump claims to be cracking down on drug gangs in Venezuela but pardoned a Honduran drug lord serving time in the US.
Meet the US’s drug running friends: A history of narcotics involvement
Trump claims to be cracking down on drug gangs in Venezuela but pardoned a Honduran drug lord serving time in the US.
bit.ly
December 4, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I call this fit "widow of a 95-year-old billionaire at their funeral."
December 4, 2025 at 2:09 PM
WHAT'S UP, I'M BARONESS VON BUTTPLUG AND IM RUNNING FOR PRIME MINISTER! MY MANIFESTO IS THIS: I WILL COMMIT EVERY SINGLE CRIME. THAT'S RIGHT. EVERY SINGLE CONCEIVABLE CRIME! I WILL EVEN CREATE NEW CRIMES AND COMMIT THOSE AS WELL! NOT A SINGLE CRIME WILL BE LEFT UNCOMMITTED!
December 4, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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December 4, 2025 at 10:48 AM
It's even worse. This year he said that his party's policy on Immigration was to give Proscribed Groups, including the Taliban, tax payer's money to take Refugees back.

Not only is giving money to the Taliban a criminal offense, merely saying that you wanna give them money is a criminal offense.
Reform in Scotland have pushed islamophobia during a by-election, advocated concentration camps for asylum seekers, and now a blatantly racist attack on Glasgow's schoolchildren.

Everyone who believes in equality, human rights and democracy must recognise this threat for what it is: fascism.
Nigel Farage has been slated for a 'repulsive' and 'deeply racist' attack on Glasgow schoolchildren as part of his Scottish campaign
December 4, 2025 at 12:27 PM
hey errr why is it legal for one person to give millions of pounds to a political party?
December 4, 2025 at 11:59 AM
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Alternative take: we don't put up with this.
It’s actually up to governments to regulate AI and stop it from destroying lives.
December 3, 2025 at 11:53 PM
how i look at a job interview vs how i feel
new meme just dropped
December 3, 2025 at 11:00 PM
when the vacuum lets you know it’s vacuuming
December 3, 2025 at 10:54 PM
people ask me "abbie, what is eric like?" Well this is Eric coded.
December 3, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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December 3, 2025 at 8:42 PM