OK, what temperature is it where you are?

- Tiny Eggs
- Working Railway Signals
- Model Trams
- Tiny Copies of the Conquest of Bread.
- Blahajs.

Here's a list of ideas I have (other than a pair of model testicles).

- Molotov cocktails made from Miniatures.
- Tiny Guillotines
- Party Favours
- Tiny Computers running 1993's Doom (pricey but cunty)
- Tiny Trains
- Lockets containing this picture.

I was considering getting a pair of 3D printed testicles, like ultra realistic models of testicles, and hanging them off the earrings and if anyone asks I can say that they belong to the last man who wronged me.

VOTE FOR ME, OR NOT, IT DOESN'T MATTER BECAUSE I WILL COMMIT COLLOSAL AMOUNTS OF ELECTORAL FRAUD AND WIN ANYWAY BECAUSE EAT SHIT AND DIE!

YOU WILL OPEN THE NEWSPAPER AND DISCOVER NEW, EXCITING CRIMES THAT YOU NEVER KNEW ABOUT.

I WILL DEDICATE ONE HALF OF THE BUDGET TO A TEAM OF LEGAL SCHOLARS WHO'LL FIND CRIMES FOR ME TO COMMIT AND THE OTHER HALF WILL BE DEDICATED TO COMMITTING THOSE CRIMES! WILL YOU BE ABLE TO COMMIT CRIMES? NO! ONLY I SHALL COMMIT CRIMES!

How the fuck did nobody point that out when that happened? We're arresting people for merely displaying the name of a certain group that committed non-violent direct action, but the head of a party can openly say he wants to give taxpayer money to the Taliban, which is, in itself, a crime?

The fact Teeside Airport has so few passengers is absolutely baffling, like if they played their cards right they could turn that airport and it's station around.