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5099 5618 (Earth #80085)
@5099.bsky.social
I'm glad we're all here.
The cards suggest getting out of the house and doing your work at the library. Y'know, *away* from all those distractions.

#UnhelpfulTarot
#PageOfCups
#7ofCups
#quitstalling
#procrastination
#gettowork
November 16, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Visitors.
November 11, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Share your resources and alt text them. Especially now with everyone going through it. You never know who will need it.
Reposting with Alt Text. Location of free food pantries in Atlanta for those in need.
November 3, 2025 at 9:00 AM
3 or 4, maybe. It's never been my goal, tho.
Yeah okay

I feel like I'm like a 4 or 5 at most
October 25, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Forgot about this one.
#UnhelpfulTarot
October 18, 2025 at 7:57 AM
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love your work mrs theranos but how do you walk into this
October 8, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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get rid of dad bod, dress like nightwing
September 21, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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It is fucked up what they did to the headphone jack
i don't want to hear your most boomer complaint. what's your most millennial complaint?
September 20, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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Knights of Guinevere PILOT

youtu.be/MCAdbUaMlAE
KNIGHTS OF GUINEVERE: PILOT
YouTube video by GLITCH
youtu.be
September 19, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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We could be 5 to 10 years from toothpaste that can regrow tooth enamel.

The scales are beginning to tip in favor of Mars once sustaining life. We’ll potentially know for sure by 2040.

The blue macaw is up to 160 individuals from an all-time low of 7, and confirmed to be breeding in the wild.
Please give me an unironic list of things that have gotten better over the last ten years because I’m spiraling.

I’ll start: you can buy an enormous TV from Costco for like $100 bucks now.
September 15, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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I know Infinity Train got 4 seasons, but it's Infinity Train.

@oweeeeendennis.bsky.social got robbed.
Everyone has a 1-2 season TV show they sorely miss and not enough people knew about that you are always praising the heavens about.

What's yours?
September 12, 2025 at 9:58 PM
"You did it! [1] [2]

[1] - Got the bad ending.
[2] - Would you like to try again?"

#UnhelpfulTarot #AceOfRods #TheWorld #natter
September 12, 2025 at 12:08 AM
"~Coming out of my cage, and I've been doing just fine~"

#UnhelpfulTarot #GettingBackIntoIt #ThankYouForYourPatience
September 8, 2025 at 4:24 PM
"You know that song about The Gambler? The cards suggest following his advice, specifically holding, folding, and running."

#UnhelpfulTarot #TenOfPentacles #TheChariot #natter #myheartisnotinthistoday #isaysorry #blah #tryagaintomorrow
August 26, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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"When people show you who they are, believe them"
and also
"the best apology is changed behaviour"
August 23, 2025 at 6:01 AM
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Friendly reminder.
August 20, 2025 at 1:54 AM
"This is not your beautiful house! This is not your beautiful wife!

"My God, what have you done?"
#UnhelpfulTarot
#TenOfCups
#TheMoon
#natter
August 19, 2025 at 1:30 AM
"It's pretty fun having a bunch of people competing for your attention. Less fun that none of them are actually your type."

#UnhelpfulTarot
August 18, 2025 at 3:30 AM
August 14, 2025 at 8:55 PM
"There's a time and place for everything, but discussing your recent hyperfixation with the repo man who showed up at your house probably isn't going to work out for you."

#UnhelpfulTarot #6OfSwords #PageOfPentacles #tarot #trainerdeck #justforfun #natter #thankyouforyoutpatience
August 12, 2025 at 9:23 PM
(Ah, hell. What now?)
August 12, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Yes, if they'd have me.
Would you go to the pro-mutant Friendship Fest in New Orleans?
August 11, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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Here’s a little Gambit I had to get out of my system.
August 11, 2025 at 4:59 PM
August 11, 2025 at 5:46 PM