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@ygrene.bsky.social

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · Mar 5

me: (talking out loud while i write in my diary) today was ok, i just wish i could have eaten more breadsticks

waiter: *sighs* sir would you like more breadsticks

Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 1h

one thing that i think is good to do is shape your perspective for the day before you have looked at the news and then also, for the rest of the day, don’t look at the news

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tmccarthy @teemccarthy.bsky.social · 1h

In other words, the Tide has turned, and it’s all going Downey today. We’re all tempaCheering for your Gain today 💞

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clam boat to the underworld @clambot.bsky.social · 1h

they say it's better to have washed and not folded than never to have washed at all

Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 1h

dog just filed a restraining order between the towel we keep by the back door and all four of his paws

Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 1h

one person was heard whispering “he’s not gonna fold all that”

Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 1h

i’ll be doing some delicates, a couple nice hot water washes, and finishing off with bulky items (my underpants lmao)

Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 1h

the local authorities just saw how much laundry i’m planning on doing today and they checked my head for a fever

Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 11h

“tomorrow can already go to hell” Garfield right now

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Dak @dak.myatproto.social · 2d

🎶Whoa, Black Betty🎶

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 18h

Cancer: You may not get everything that you want, but that's just because the universe hates you.

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 19h

Sagittarius: Today’s planetary configuration resembles a middle finger but it’s probably nothing.

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 19h

Capricorn: Use the upcoming time change to reflect on the passing of years, or to pretend you're in a really ponderous, low-budget sci-fi movie.

Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 16h

just imagine being jd vance and you have to go around being jd vance

Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 18h

not a single swear word !!

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · Dec 9

in the cold winter months, i like to keep two crockpots in the shower- one is for my body wash and the other is for lil smokies

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more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 1d

pilgrim guy finishes reading a big book, leans way back in his chair and loosens the belt on his hat

Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 1d

reminder to check your kid’s trick or treat candy this year to make sure there isn’t any ai in it

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Todd Federman @tfederman.bsky.social · 1d

Fuckin get em bro, they've evaded accountability for this for too long

Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 1d

i have been using an umbrella with our dogs this last week or so

Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 1d

i did a real lmao Jerry

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 1d

(forgetting the word for antibiotics) do i need cancel culture

Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 1d

(remembering that twenty five years ago dippin dots was the ice cream of the future) more like "trippin dots" lmao

Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 1d

hell yeah 👍

Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 1d

he'll never know what hit him!!