I haven’t played it yet but I’ve seen An Effort Was Made to optimize it

happy PLZA day I drew Lida Chuu

I like how the news will be like “while the President claiming Portland was ruled by a giant skeleton named Mr Nibbles is not strictly true, it does speak to the anxiety of many Americans”

if you're curious about WHY every other occult horror movie is chock full of Hebrew-lettered diagrams, & also why this actually sucks, you can read my (citation-heavy) zine on the subject here ezrarose.itch.io/fyma-a-lesse...

Alex Trebek saying "the creature" on this episode of Jeopardy! from Halloween 1997

The year is 2025. There are three social networks remaining. They are run by Dweeb Lowtax, Tweaker Lowtax, and Girlboss Lowtax. You have to pick at least one.

The fact they jumped straight to AI actors modeled after women when, if I’m not mistaken, male actors are a higher labor cost kind of says it all doesn’t it,

i dont care if nintendo wins, i just need generative ai to lose

Few things funnier than pretending that it’s somehow racist/classist/transphobic to be against AI as every tech company rushes to turn their models into mechahitler while dumping toxic waste into communities of color

this is like half of r/ups now

The function of the waffles joke is an in-group signifier. Singal, Graber, and Oppiliappan are showing in-group solidarity; they're all in on a joke. The joke is they have institutional power, and you don't, and they feel contempt for you, that you still want to have opinions about how power's used.

Today I learned that Colin Kaepernick's foundation provides free independent autopsies for families whose loved ones died in police custody, which is an extremely cool thing I wish didn't need to exist

they are fitting the square end of the fry into a triangular hole… it just makes sense for him to

i like how everyone who draws the spam-fry incident from a different angle draws it so the fry still should not be fitting in his mouth on the horizontal axis

[junpei voice] i never even considered zero could be a woman. maybe i’m a bad person

the republican line to open corruption in the government is “WE DON’T CARE” lmfao

The reaction Disney fans are having makes think maybe the Harry Potter fans are just bigots who don’t care after all.

the way most of the team is definitely people with like literature degrees. it’s cool that there’s so many historically-based speech patterns but i don’t know if “cool” is the direction to go in for such a wide audience 😭

We do NOT deadname our siblings no matter how frustrating or problematic or hurtful to the cause they might be. That is the tool of those who make us their enemies and a line we must not cross.

They're making the sunsets transgender!