Fred Coppersmith
@unrealfred.bsky.social
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Writer, editor, just this guy. Occasional stories: https://www.unreality.net/writings. I also publish the quarterly zine Kaleidotrope. (He/him.) 😷
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Hello, new followers! Presumably you know this, or else why would you be following me, but I'm Fred. I natter on about this and that. I work in academic publishing, have edited and published @kaleidotrope.bsky.social for almost 20 years, and very occasionally write short fiction, most recently this:
Fred Coppersmith > Where the Prayers Run Like Weeds Along the Road > Bourbon Penn
You find the dead man waiting for you right where you left him, leaning against the old wooden fence at the side of the road. He looks like he’s smiling, a lopsided grin of too many teeth, but you’re ...
www.bourbonpenn.com
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There seems to be some confusion about whether they're called "skeets" or "posts" or whatnot. For anyone new to Bluesky, the proper term is "kaleidotropes." As in "did you read that new kaleidotrope? OMG!" I swear, try it and see!
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Middle age is pulling a muscle in your back not too badly but just enough to annoy you all day, by placing a tea cup in the sink while worrying.
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Worst thing the dems did was take their foot off the gas on the "weird" thing.
RFK Jr: "Today the average teenager in this country has 50% of the sperm count, 50% of the testosterone of a 65 year old man. Our girls are hitting puberty 6 years early ... our parents aren't having children."
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this white house actively treats a large swath of americans as disloyal and outside the political community and it doesn’t merit so much as a peep from the political press
Leavitt: "The Democrat Party's main constituency is made up of Hamas terrorists, illegal aliens, and violent criminals."
I just wanted to be fair. I haven’t seen his Love Boat episode, for instance. 😀
The Night Stalker feels very much like a ‘70s TV movie, but it’s a really good one. McGavin’s good in the role, and it’s not hard to see why they made another one of these shortly thereafter and then a series.
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Andrew Cuomo: taxpayers should pay for $60 million in legal bills for my sexual harassment allegations

Also Andrew Cuomo: $60 million is too much money to spend on a pilot program to deliver cheaper groceries
I still refuse to call them skeets, but holy heck is “skoots” infinitely dumber.
for the newcomers, this was the moment they became skeets
a skeet by @jay.bsky.team that says “Guys, please don't let "skeets" stick
The experiment in decentralized naming decisions has resulted in the worst possible term
How about skoots? Can we bring back skoots? Bluesky OGs, help me out here, remember skoots?”
God, not to ruin the fun, but Arnaz Jr is so bad in that movie.
Also, not for nothing, but “I’m a bad communicator” maybe isn’t the winning rejoinder Cuomo and his strategists seems to think it is.
And yes, he is remarkably talented but the idea that “good at social media” can be divorced from your actual policies is bullshit.
Big “how do you do, fellow kids” energy.
Cuomo admits that he didn't do enough during the primary on social media, "which is a very popular medium now"
Beating people up is kind of Silwa’s whole thing. It’s just usually non-white people in the streets.
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the amount of time conservatives spend thinking about childrens genitals is legit crazy
RFK Jr: "Today the average teenager in this country has 50% of the sperm count, 50% of the testosterone of a 65 year old man. Our girls are hitting puberty 6 years early ... our parents aren't having children."
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Here's this exclusive Jam Handy protest sign: "A Case of King Fever"

Hi-res 24x36 printable version at link below
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Cuomo saying Mamdani isn’t a real Democrat when he himself left the party to run as an independent because he lost the Democrat primary to Mamdani is truly something.
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What I don't have in experience, I make up for in integrity.

And what Andrew Cuomo lacks in integrity, he could never make up for with experience.
Of course, that didn’t stop me from making these several years back.

www.tumblr.com/puppetwrangl...
Darren McGavin as Carl Kolchak
Text reads:
“im in ur TVs
stalkin ur nites”
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He means that if Mamdani wins, Trump will attempt to use the military to overthrow the civilian government, whereas if Cuomo wins, he will simply do whatever Trump wants
Cuomo says: if Mamdani wins, "Trump will take over the city, and it will be Mayor Trump who runs the city."
Amazingly, despite knowing how indebted the X-Files was to it, and despite having capped “enough Kolchak to kill a donkey,” I don’t think I’ve ever actually seen any of it, movies or series.
Hipsoda's Caption Crack - Capper Wiki
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Oh, @unrealfred.bsky.social, I think this is something you would enjoy. 🙂
My top suggestions of books to read this World Bread Day...

- The Focaccia in the Rye
- Yeast of Eden
- Flours for Algernon
- The Lion, the Witch and the Warburtons
- Pannetonement
- The Naan in the High Castle
- Leaven Las Vegas
- Pitta Rabbit
And Then There Were Naan 😉
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this is a prime opportunity for democrats to explicitly tell their voters "they say you're a terrorist, but youre just a patriotic american who is trying to get by in this world."
Leavitt: "The Democrat Party's main constituency is made up of Hamas terrorists, illegal aliens, and violent criminals."