Marjorie James Keenan
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enabled enabler laziest perfectionist assuming final form "He's not that popular. He has no friends." -Stan Lee ʲᵒʰⁿ ¹⁹⁶⁸ ʰᵉᐟᵗʰᵉʸ ᴾᴺᵂ ʸᵒᵘ ˢᵃʸ ᵗᵒᵒᵐᵉᵗᵃ
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"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for not enough good people."
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uncrustables are calzones
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perhaps files regarding Amelia Earhart
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what if all the apples are bad apples
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say what you will about leonardo dicaprio but it's crazy that he painted sixteen chapels
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If you see someone fishing for ducks no, you didn't.
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Please stop saying “I don’t know who needs to hear this.” No one does. This is the internet
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Man, it’s been sad to come back from Riyadh and two weeks of amazing comedy and community building to a country in shambles.
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that cool, refreshing drink
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SCSI ports better calm tf down
back of an old computer with two ports labeled SCSI OUTPUT and SCSI INPUT
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you aren’t “caked up” you have lead poisoning
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shhh... he's watching his stories
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Benny Hill was known to wear Yakety Slacks
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SCREAMS INTO ABYSS

*drive-thru speaker crackles

"Sir, this is Arby's"
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Doing it for the Gram (mowing, haul off recycling, bring in her groceries)
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Jiffy-Pop™ Zeppelin could have prevented the Hindenburg disaster but y'all ain't ready for that
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ok when I said "fuck a bunch of robots" I meant, like, reject the robots, not like this
Revolt of the Robots, Fantastic Adventures pulp magazine cover, May 1939

A man in riding apparel and a torn yellow shirt grimaces as he grabs a bulbous robot from behind in a bear hug as the robot's spindly arms grope at the man's head and arm as they embrace in struggle as a woman in the foreground looks back over one shoulder in horror
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epiphany is short for electronic 3.14 fanny
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You can't run from your problems, but you can start a huge fire as a diversion.
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before Jim Halpert, there was Mike
Michael Nesmith deadpanning into the camera from  Monkee's TV show
He is wearing his trademark knitted cap and a light orange, collared, button-down shirt
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