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While AI MLK explains why this is good actually
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Mayor Harrell Announces Police Officers Will Recite Land Acknowledgement Before Sweeping Homeless Native Americans on Indigenous Peoples’ Day: tinyurl.com/35b9yp9f
Mayor Bruce Harrell speaking at podium with City Attorney Ann Davison behind him next to sign on wall reading "Happy Indigenous Peoples' Day"
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baseball-broad.bsky.social
Doing Mitch Garver dirty here
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Local White Man Honors Indigenous Peoples’ Day by Taking Entire Day Off from Talking About Being Seattle Native: tinyurl.com/24mwu5y5
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Mayor Harrell Announces Police Officers Will Recite Land Acknowledgement Before Sweeping Homeless Native Americans on Indigenous Peoples’ Day: tinyurl.com/35b9yp9f
Mayor Bruce Harrell speaking at podium with City Attorney Ann Davison behind him next to sign on wall reading "Happy Indigenous Peoples' Day"
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amberbird.bsky.social
😏 the painful, immediate relevance of this one...
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Local White Man Honors Indigenous Peoples’ Day by Taking Entire Day Off from Talking About Being Seattle Native: tinyurl.com/24mwu5y5
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exnerd.bsky.social
I'm a bit sad that I'm no longer in Seattle to vote against this guy. Then again, I'm glad I'm no longer in Seattle where I feared calling in a noise complaint might result in SPD shooting my neighbors.
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Mayor Harrell Announces Police Officers Will Recite Land Acknowledgement Before Sweeping Homeless Native Americans on Indigenous Peoples’ Day: tinyurl.com/35b9yp9f
Mayor Bruce Harrell speaking at podium with City Attorney Ann Davison behind him next to sign on wall reading "Happy Indigenous Peoples' Day"
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bigrockbigriver.bsky.social
I just want to talk.
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Local White Man Honors Indigenous Peoples’ Day by Taking Entire Day Off from Talking About Being Seattle Native: tinyurl.com/24mwu5y5
White hipster man in beanie looking into the distance
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madeingermany.bsky.social
Very respectful, since 15% of people experiencing homelessness are Native Americans, while making up only 1% of the population.
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Mayor Harrell Announces Police Officers Will Recite Land Acknowledgement Before Sweeping Homeless Native Americans on Indigenous Peoples’ Day: tinyurl.com/35b9yp9f
Mayor Bruce Harrell speaking at podium with City Attorney Ann Davison behind him next to sign on wall reading "Happy Indigenous Peoples' Day"
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graphxgrrl.bsky.social
So what I’m hearing, is that today is an excellent day to schedule public comment meetings that don’t consist of 75% of the comments starting with someone’s Seattle bona fides and end with a song about trees.
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Local White Man Honors Indigenous Peoples’ Day by Taking Entire Day Off from Talking About Being Seattle Native: tinyurl.com/24mwu5y5
White hipster man in beanie looking into the distance
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Mayor Harrell Announces Police Officers Will Recite Land Acknowledgement Before Sweeping Homeless Native Americans on Indigenous Peoples’ Day: tinyurl.com/35b9yp9f
Mayor Bruce Harrell speaking at podium with City Attorney Ann Davison behind him next to sign on wall reading "Happy Indigenous Peoples' Day"
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Local White Man Honors Indigenous Peoples’ Day by Taking Entire Day Off from Talking About Being Seattle Native: tinyurl.com/24mwu5y5
White hipster man in beanie looking into the distance
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lol ég var að spá hvað væri svona gróft að ég þurfti að ýta tvisvar (2) á „show adult content“, og það var bara Naked Bike Ride frá Portland 🙃

Held að BlueSky moderation sé í svolitlu 🫠 uppá síðkastið 🤡
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Masked ICE Agents Infiltrate Portland Emergency Naked Bike Ride Protest: tinyurl.com/mryfpa4s
Man only wearing gimp mask and Oaklies with very small pixelated area below riding in naked bike ride
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Masked ICE Agents Infiltrate Portland Emergency Naked Bike Ride Protest: tinyurl.com/mryfpa4s
Man only wearing gimp mask and Oaklies with very small pixelated area below riding in naked bike ride
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Temporarily trading in gators for gimp masks, several ICE agents reportedly infiltrated Portland’s Emergency Naked Bike Ride Protest on Sunday to see if they could finally find the leader of Antifa.
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Masked ICE Agents Infiltrate Portland Emergency Naked Bike Ride Protest: tinyurl.com/mryfpa4s
Man only wearing gimp mask and Oaklies with very small pixelated area below riding in naked bike ride
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Temporarily trading in gators for gimp masks, several ICE agents reportedly infiltrated Portland’s Emergency Naked Bike Ride Protest on Sunday to see if they could finally find the leader of Antifa.
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Masked ICE Agents Infiltrate Portland Emergency Naked Bike Ride Protest: tinyurl.com/mryfpa4s
Man only wearing gimp mask and Oaklies with very small pixelated area below riding in naked bike ride
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You can hardly see anything even if you're looking for it!
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Masked ICE Agents Infiltrate Portland Emergency Naked Bike Ride Protest: tinyurl.com/mryfpa4s
Man only wearing gimp mask and Oaklies with very small pixelated area below riding in naked bike ride
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kasota.bsky.social
This is solved by charging for parking on a Sunday. This isn't hard.
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Archaeologists Find Leif Erikson Also First Explorer to Discover Parking on Market Street on a Sunday: tinyurl.com/yc6h57ur
Statue of Leif Erikson in Ballard
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qagggy.bsky.social
Fortunately, Jacob and Emily Erikson just take the route 40.
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Archaeologists Find Leif Erikson Also First Explorer to Discover Parking on Market Street on a Sunday: tinyurl.com/yc6h57ur
Statue of Leif Erikson in Ballard
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