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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 16h

Bari absolutely rocks. Her two ideas for stories are "I have this famous person's phone number" and "I heard libs were doing some weird stuff out there." Absolutely replacement level suburban dunce.

Sarah Weinman @sarahweinman.com · 17h

Lmao what (from today's Breaker newsletter)

(Exclusive.) Bari Weiss this week clocks up four weeks on the job as chief booker (sorry, editor-in-chief) of CBS News. Breaker hears that she has unimpressed staffers with a series of bold ideas in the 9 am call.

Last week, following the jewel heist at The Louvre, Weiss suggested they interview author Dan Brown. Staffers questioned what expertise in the matter Brown would provide CBS News viewers? Brown is well known as the bestselling author of the 2003 mystery novel, The Da Vinci Code, about a murder at The Louvre.

On Tuesday’s 9 am call, Weiss suggested a story about how people who are scared of climate change aren’t having children. “She is showing her worst self,” one CBS News journalist told Breaker. “People are running to avoid her.”

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Allen Bored @theboredshow.bsky.social · 17h

My wife's family often refer to cousins of older relatives as aunt or uncle. With our 4 y/o he has two cousins on my side of the family that are much older than him and it's easier to just refer to them as aunt and uncle.

This is one of the most pathetic media created controversies I've ever heard.

CNN @cnn.com · 19h

In the final days of New York City’s mayoral race, Democratic nominee Zohran Mamdani has faced pushback over a story he told about his aunt being afraid to wear her hijab while riding the subway after the September 11, 2001, attacks. https://cnn.it/432IAcr

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CRUISE SHIP DRUMMER!™ @cruiseshipdrummer.bsky.social · 17h

monkeys surprisingly ungrateful for being shot up with hep c, herpes, covid

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Allen Bored @theboredshow.bsky.social · 1d

TLDR version: "We aren't going to do much about this because we're making a shit load of money off of gambling but hey maybe AI will fix the problem."

Shams Charania Tweets @shamsbot.bsky.social · 1d

The NBA's memo to teams on Monday, obtained by ESPN:

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Allen Bored @theboredshow.bsky.social · 1d

I encourage him to test this out by sitting outside a grizzly bear den right after they come out of hibernation.

Ghostin this Hell @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 1d

Incredible things are happening on X the everything app

Ricardo Duchesne & @dr_duchesne
X.com
I am not trying to be biased, but I notice that wild animals are increasingly hanging out with Whites
---- as if they are sensing that once Whites are replaced no one will care for them, play music for them, write books about them, make documentaries, take care of wild lands.

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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 1d

More from our long-running, Pulitzer Prize winning series: repetition of dubious and illegal things Trump says.

The New York Times @nytimes.com · 1d

President Trump said he had an MRI earlier this month, telling reporters Monday that the results had been “perfect” but declining to say why his doctors had ordered the scan. He also reiterated that he was interested in serving a third term.

Trump Says a Recent M.R.I. Scan Was ‘Perfect,’ and He’d ‘Love’ a Third Term

President Trump made the comments on the second day of his trip to Asia. The Constitution limits presidents to two terms, but Mr. Trump has suggested he might try to circumvent it.

nyti.ms

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Chanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 @chanda.blacksky.app · 2d

Marjorie Taylor Green is literally the Jewish space lasers lady

She’s an anti-semite!

That’s why she opposes Israel, not because she supports human rights

Do not fucking circulate her saying “oh she’s being reasonable” jfc

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Allen Bored @theboredshow.bsky.social · 3d

And to add this is only the 6th World Series complete game in the last 30 years.

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Allen Bored @theboredshow.bsky.social · 3d

First World Series complete game in a decade.

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Patrick Dubuque @euqubud.baseballprospectus.com · 3d

I assume they’re going to stand up to defunding cancer research later on in the game, whenever there’s another good stopping point

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Allen Bored @theboredshow.bsky.social · 3d

Imagine turning on the game at this exact moment.

The Athletic @theathletic.com · 3d

The Jonas Brothers performed "I Can't Lose," dedicated to everyone standing up to cancer, during Game 2 of the World Series 🎶

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Allen Bored @theboredshow.bsky.social · 3d

Miami is clearly embracing our current fascist government with their uniforms tonight so we must root for that bastion of leftist values known as Stanford in this gridiron battle.

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Allen Bored @theboredshow.bsky.social · 3d

Graphics Clipping on Miami, that’s a 15-yard penalty.

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Allen Bored @theboredshow.bsky.social · 3d

This may be hyperbole but my initial reaction is that is one the best looking uniforms not just in football but in sports history.

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Allen Bored @theboredshow.bsky.social · 3d

Hoping that somehow Liberty is the only school left at the end of the season.

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Allen Bored @theboredshow.bsky.social · 4d

Reminder that the loser of the World Series is exiled from Earth. The stakes couldn't be higher.

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Allen Bored @theboredshow.bsky.social · 4d

I know New York City is the Big Apple, the city that never sleeps if you will, but Mamdani is going to be the mayor of less than 3% of the country. It doesn't matter how popular he is outside of that city. I hope he does well but I'm always a little annoyed I even know who the mayor of NYC is.

Lakshya Jain @lakshya.splitticket.org · 4d

Sneak peek of our newest poll, to be released Monday:

- Zohran is startlingly unpopular nationally, and is doing worse than AOC/Newsom — and his numbers are far worse than AOC's ever were, including in 2018.
- Schumer probably gets clobbered by AOC in 2028.
www.theargumentmag.com/p/can-democr...

Can Democrats actually learn anything from Zohran?

New Yorkers like him. Other Americans … not so much.

www.theargumentmag.com

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Allen Bored @theboredshow.bsky.social · 4d

The absolute worst political instincts, just total dogshit, which actually makes him the perfect leader for the Democrats in terms of what they represent.

Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 4d

Asked why he's refused to endorse Mamdani, Hakeem Jeffries replies: "I have not refused to endorse; I have refused to articulate my position"

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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 5d

The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast'

10/10 response, no notes

Image of the mechanical ladder outside the Louvre

Text below says WENN'S MAL WIEDER SCHNELL GEHEN MUSS (When you need to move fast)

Underneath is more German text which translates as "The Böcker Agilo transports your treasures weighing up to 400kg at 42m/min - quiet as a whisper."

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Allen Bored @theboredshow.bsky.social · 5d

Flappy is a good kid, he just got mixed with the wrong crowd.

Jorge A. Caballero, MD @datadrivenmd.social · 5d

Chauncey Billups' co-defendants include: Big Bruce, Pookie, Sugar, Albanian Bruce, Spook, The Wrestler, Flappy, and Spanish G.

I'm 100% serious

Mayor of Halloween Town @joshuajfriedman.com · 5d

READ the NBA gambling indictment here: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 5d

A nationwide search for "Observe And Report-type dudes." A whole new parallel armed force made up of guys who have described themselves as "a pretty serious DUI guy" in conversation. A qualification exam where the only task is getting upset and driving your truck into another truck. A new age.

Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 6d

New ICE recruiting methods have resulted in half of this group of absolute winners failing AN OPEN BOOK TEST

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Allen Bored @theboredshow.bsky.social · 5d

Reminder that the attempt to “cancel” him was he accused by several women of sexual assault. He then tried to sue Business Insider for defamation for their reporting and the case was dismissed. Portnoy of course was never “cancelled” and continues to reap the benefits of being a rich rapist.

Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 6d

Hate to curse the timeline but I was perusing potential Squawkin’ and I need others to know what’s coming—

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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 6d

yet another in a long list of crimes committed by the trump administration. people are going to go hungry, american children are going to suffer from malnourishment at levels not seen since the depression.

please use the following link to find your local food bank and give what you can.

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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 6d

It's going to be so amazing being alive in 2026 because the front page will say "BREAKING Mamdani Received Free Cheese Pizza From a Local Vendor, Calls to Resign Mount" and then on page 3 you'll see "Hegseth's Pentagon Rape Dungeon Raises Legal Questions."

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Brian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 6d

the chauncey billips poker stuff was kinda sitting out there in the open for years www.reddit.com/r/ripcity/s/...

From the ripcity community on Reddit: Chauncey allegedly scammed people out of thousands of dollars by running rigged private poker games in LA & Vegas

Explore this post and more from the ripcity community

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