Patrick Sauer
@pjsauer.bsky.social
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Writer of stuff. SAHD-Man. Montana then, Brooklyn now. patricksauer.contently.com [email protected] if you need me for anything scriberly
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As of today, both Fultz and Simmons are out of the NBA. It hasn’t even been ten years, since the first one was drafted.

Thank you @danhopp.bsky.social for allowing me to become the Phoker in your ears.

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Philadelphia 76ers (with Joe Wengert and Patrick Sauer)
Podcast Episode · Thrill Of Defeat · 10/14/2025 · 1h 10m
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pjsauer.bsky.social
10/15/15, Howard Unruh’s “Walk of Death” story @smithsonianmag.bsky.social. Labor Day 1949, he murders 13, including a 6-year old. 2018, an escapee’s granddaughter survives Parkland.

I’ve forgotten a million words but this one haunts me. We’ve done nothing.

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Frogs Up
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ICYMI: “And now, a response from the leader of the frog resistance...” 🐸 🎵 #Colbert
pjsauer.bsky.social
Good morning.

Here’s D’Angelo and David Sanborn crushing Bill Withers.

What a loss.

R.I.P. to a real one.
D'Angelo w/ David Sanborn & Friends - Use Me
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pjsauer.bsky.social
TFW when you learn the local movie haus is screening Preston Sturges at 3:15 on a Wednesday and you’re just the kind of slacker who can convince himself you don’t ~really~ have anything to do.
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funkelly.bsky.social
how happy we’d all be if this was all the internet was for
pjsauer.bsky.social
Wife’s hometown. Hell yeah.

GREASERS 4 LIFE
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lukeknox.me
incredible concentration from Ontaria Wilson of Winnipeg for the TD reception
pjsauer.bsky.social
LOL I’m reading “The Nazi and the Psychiatrist” for a @truthdig.com thing and there’s a whole section about how they couldn’t use one transit plane because Hermann Goring was too fat. And on the second plane he couldn’t fasten his seat belt over “Das Gut.”

Just saying.
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Thousands of posts from a private Young Republican Telegram chat reveal a culture of casual racism/antisemitism, rape jokes and celebration of Hitler/Nazism.

Some of the ringleaders are below: We live in a world where 4chan types now occupy positions of real power.
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Peter Giunta, chair of the New York State Young Republicans Bobby Walker, vice chair of the New York State Young Republicans William Hendrix, communications assistant for Kansas’ Republican Attorney General Kris Kobach Sam Douglass, Vermont state senator
pjsauer.bsky.social
Fuck yeah,

@danhopp.bsky.social &
@joewengert.bsky.social made this happen.

“Clap your hands, everybody for the Phil-A-Delphia Seventy-Sixerrrrsss…”

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danhopp.bsky.social
Fun new episode today with @joewengert.bsky.social and @pjsauer.bsky.social talking about the Sixers: Dr. J, Moses Malone, Charles Barkley, Allen Iverson, Joel Embiid, The Process, and LOTS of terrible decisions and losing. But like, COOL losing: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/p...
Philadelphia 76ers (with Joe Wengert and Patrick Sauer)
Podcast Episode · Thrill Of Defeat · 10/14/2025 · 1h 10m
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pjsauer.bsky.social
If anyone sees Roy Hinson kicking my ass in the street, let him be. I deserve it.
danhopp.bsky.social
Fun new episode today with @joewengert.bsky.social and @pjsauer.bsky.social talking about the Sixers: Dr. J, Moses Malone, Charles Barkley, Allen Iverson, Joel Embiid, The Process, and LOTS of terrible decisions and losing. But like, COOL losing: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/p...
Philadelphia 76ers (with Joe Wengert and Patrick Sauer)
Podcast Episode · Thrill Of Defeat · 10/14/2025 · 1h 10m
podcasts.apple.com
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@squawkinsports.bsky.social extended universe stamp of approval
nightafternight.bsky.social
I had it coming because I preordered it at my favorite local bookstore and now @lukeoneil47.bsky.social is here to make me sad and angry and not alone.
Myself, a white guy with silver facial hair and a black baseball cap, holding up a paperback book called ‘We Had It Coming’ by Luke O’Neil in front of a window that reads Greenlight Bookstore.
pjsauer.bsky.social
I get dunking on billionaires, but man, I love reviewing books for WaPo. It’s just really really awful and only a self-own for a tiny % of the ownership-management class.
pjsauer.bsky.social
“Apple Crisp” is sitting right fucking there.
culturecrave.co
Apple TV+ has rebranded to Apple TV

It's their 'vibrant new identity'
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evilcleverdog.bsky.social
Using ChatGPT
edithcharles.bsky.social
What's something that isn't considered embarrassing but you think it should be?