Patrick Sauer
@pjsauer.bsky.social
Writer of stuff. SAHD-Man. Montana then, Brooklyn now.
patricksauer.contently.com
[email protected] if you need me for anything scriberly
patricksauer.contently.com
[email protected] if you need me for anything scriberly
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Patrick Sauer
@pjsauer.bsky.social
· Oct 3
The latent basically non-existent Catholicism came roaring back thanks to committed heretic Benoit Blanc.
Hell of a ride it is. A dead man awoke.
I hope they never stop telling Knives Out stories.
Hell of a ride it is. A dead man awoke.
I hope they never stop telling Knives Out stories.
November 29, 2025 at 10:29 PM
The latent basically non-existent Catholicism came roaring back thanks to committed heretic Benoit Blanc.
Hell of a ride it is. A dead man awoke.
I hope they never stop telling Knives Out stories.
Hell of a ride it is. A dead man awoke.
I hope they never stop telling Knives Out stories.
Reposted by Patrick Sauer
Trans alum here, fuck allllllllllllll the way off
in this agreement, NU formally says it will define "sports, locker rooms, and showering facilities" by sex assigned at birth.
November 29, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Trans alum here, fuck allllllllllllll the way off
Guess who’s back?
Back again
Flakes is back
Tell your friends
Back again
Flakes is back
Tell your friends
November 28, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Guess who’s back?
Back again
Flakes is back
Tell your friends
Back again
Flakes is back
Tell your friends
First they came for the three-toes sloths…
November 28, 2025 at 5:57 PM
First they came for the three-toes sloths…
The @robertsilverman.bsky.social heel turn is going to be the Grift that Saves Christmas.
Those RW media bubbles--as jam packed with conspiracies and insane juche shit as they might be--still have to reckon with *some* shared realities. Which is why there's so much inflighting among far right influencers now as a few begin to peel off
November 28, 2025 at 5:54 PM
The @robertsilverman.bsky.social heel turn is going to be the Grift that Saves Christmas.
Reposted by Patrick Sauer
really went dark for the sequel
November 28, 2025 at 5:41 PM
really went dark for the sequel
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@xbennyboo.bsky.social
@dirtbagqueer.rocks
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1/15 7pm DSK Starring:
@davidjroth.bsky.social (the @defector.com guy)
@juliekliegman.com
@xbennyboo.bsky.social
@dirtbagqueer.rocks
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November 28, 2025 at 5:50 PM
ACE HOLIDAY GIFT IDEA — TIX TO 1ST EVER SQUAWKIN’ TRANS PANEL 🏳️⚧️ 🎄🎄🏳️⚧️
1/15 7pm DSK Starring:
@davidjroth.bsky.social (the @defector.com guy)
@juliekliegman.com
@xbennyboo.bsky.social
@dirtbagqueer.rocks
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1/15 7pm DSK Starring:
@davidjroth.bsky.social (the @defector.com guy)
@juliekliegman.com
@xbennyboo.bsky.social
@dirtbagqueer.rocks
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FREE 12/12
O Henry-Magi chat & pub crawl, sophisticated Santacon 🎅
www.eventbrite.com/e/coffee-hou...
November 28, 2025 at 5:34 PM
FREE BLACK FRIDAY BOOK EVENTS W/RSVP 🍻
@squawkinsports.bsky.social
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@timrohan.bsky.social
@josephbienkahn.com
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FREE 12/12
O Henry-Magi chat & pub crawl, sophisticated Santacon 🎅
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@timrohan.bsky.social
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@davidjroth.bsky.social
www.eventbrite.com/e/squawkin-s...
FREE 12/12
O Henry-Magi chat & pub crawl, sophisticated Santacon 🎅
www.eventbrite.com/e/coffee-hou...
Reposted by Patrick Sauer
Some feel-good news for your Black Friday from the @nygroove.nyc nygroove.nyc/11-actually-...
11 actually good things that happened in NYC this year
From gators to saying 'gator done' to congestion pricing
nygroove.nyc
November 28, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Some feel-good news for your Black Friday from the @nygroove.nyc nygroove.nyc/11-actually-...
Reposted by Patrick Sauer
Black Friday reminder: You can support independent bookstores and get great deals without lining the pockets of billionaires 😌
November 28, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Black Friday reminder: You can support independent bookstores and get great deals without lining the pockets of billionaires 😌
Oyster appetizer time.
Have a great bird everyone.
I love you all.
Have a great bird everyone.
I love you all.
November 27, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Oyster appetizer time.
Have a great bird everyone.
I love you all.
Have a great bird everyone.
I love you all.
Buzz would like a word @davidjroth.bsky.social & @drewmagary.bsky.social
November 27, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Buzz would like a word @davidjroth.bsky.social & @drewmagary.bsky.social
My family takes a knee as I try multiple times to stand up.
I’m gonna need the Fox NFL injury music playing when I push away from the table later on.
November 27, 2025 at 7:11 PM
My family takes a knee as I try multiple times to stand up.
Reposted by Patrick Sauer
Dying at the first time Swedish Chef sees Big Bird
December 25, 2024 at 5:45 PM
Dying at the first time Swedish Chef sees Big Bird
This is the single best line in the whole stupid thing. Dumb ass doesn’t even realize who the dopiest out of the boxer, moose and squirrel really is.
November 27, 2025 at 6:58 PM
This is the single best line in the whole stupid thing. Dumb ass doesn’t even realize who the dopiest out of the boxer, moose and squirrel really is.
Looked up Best Thanksgiving movies. Mistress America popped up. Surprised I was unaware (blame a 5-yr-old in ‘15) but I dug it. Plot is forced at times but Gerwig is a force of nature. Not Francis Ha but plausibly in that metaverse.
Jason Leigh to Gerwig. Baumbach is the luckiest man on Earth.
Jason Leigh to Gerwig. Baumbach is the luckiest man on Earth.
November 27, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Looked up Best Thanksgiving movies. Mistress America popped up. Surprised I was unaware (blame a 5-yr-old in ‘15) but I dug it. Plot is forced at times but Gerwig is a force of nature. Not Francis Ha but plausibly in that metaverse.
Jason Leigh to Gerwig. Baumbach is the luckiest man on Earth.
Jason Leigh to Gerwig. Baumbach is the luckiest man on Earth.
As a matter of fact the wife and daughter did go to an early Wicked 2: Wickeder Thanksgiving matinee…
November 27, 2025 at 5:22 PM
As a matter of fact the wife and daughter did go to an early Wicked 2: Wickeder Thanksgiving matinee…
I would like to be acknowledged for not screaming angry shit at Hakeem Jeffries while on my Turkey Day walkabout.
I’m thankful that it’s never too late for personal growth.
I’m thankful that it’s never too late for personal growth.
November 27, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I would like to be acknowledged for not screaming angry shit at Hakeem Jeffries while on my Turkey Day walkabout.
I’m thankful that it’s never too late for personal growth.
I’m thankful that it’s never too late for personal growth.
Watching Holiday Inn for a thing and there is no way to describe the cinematic war crime that is the long Abraham Lincoln blackface scene. I might hate Bing Crosby now.
November 27, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Watching Holiday Inn for a thing and there is no way to describe the cinematic war crime that is the long Abraham Lincoln blackface scene. I might hate Bing Crosby now.
Reposted by Patrick Sauer
one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
As a holiday movie dork I can vouch for how fun this book is.
May not look like much but it’ll get you where you’re going.
May not look like much but it’ll get you where you’re going.
November 26, 2025 at 7:36 PM
As a holiday movie dork I can vouch for how fun this book is.
May not look like much but it’ll get you where you’re going.
May not look like much but it’ll get you where you’re going.
Wife may have set a new high water mark, apple lattice and pumpkin custard pie with a Biscoff cookie crust…
November 26, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Wife may have set a new high water mark, apple lattice and pumpkin custard pie with a Biscoff cookie crust…
Flashback to the blustery morning I helped march the Barney Balloon in the Macy’s Day Parade ~after~ discussing the Brooks Bris riot and hanging chads with Jeff Greenfield.
mrbellersneighborhood.com/2006/11/in-t...
mrbellersneighborhood.com/2006/11/in-t...
November 26, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Flashback to the blustery morning I helped march the Barney Balloon in the Macy’s Day Parade ~after~ discussing the Brooks Bris riot and hanging chads with Jeff Greenfield.
mrbellersneighborhood.com/2006/11/in-t...
mrbellersneighborhood.com/2006/11/in-t...
Kevin Smith posted a lovely tribute to the man who owned the video store, and eventually the Quick Stop.
The America we all want and deserve. Even if none of us is suppose to be here today.
The America we all want and deserve. Even if none of us is suppose to be here today.
November 26, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Kevin Smith posted a lovely tribute to the man who owned the video store, and eventually the Quick Stop.
The America we all want and deserve. Even if none of us is suppose to be here today.
The America we all want and deserve. Even if none of us is suppose to be here today.
Reposted by Patrick Sauer
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@davidjroth.bsky.social
@josephbienkahn.com
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12/12 Magi 🎅 🥃 pub crawl
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1/15 🏳️⚧️ 📖 Night
@xbennyboo.bsky.social
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@dirtbagqueer.rocks
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12/12 Magi 🎅 🥃 pub crawl
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1/15 🏳️⚧️ 📖 Night
@xbennyboo.bsky.social
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@dirtbagqueer.rocks
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November 24, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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@davidjroth.bsky.social
@josephbienkahn.com
www.eventbrite.com/e/1865660985...
12/12 Magi 🎅 🥃 pub crawl
www.eventbrite.com/e/1811203521...
1/15 🏳️⚧️ 📖 Night
@xbennyboo.bsky.social
@juliekliegman.com
@dirtbagqueer.rocks
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