Patrick Sauer
@pjsauer.bsky.social
Writer of stuff. SAHD-Man. Montana then, Brooklyn now.
patricksauer.contently.com
[email protected] if you need me for anything scriberly
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[email protected] if you need me for anything scriberly
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Patrick Sauer
@pjsauer.bsky.social
· Oct 3
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
As a holiday movie dork I can vouch for how fun this book is.
May not look like much but it’ll get you where you’re going.
May not look like much but it’ll get you where you’re going.
November 26, 2025 at 7:36 PM
As a holiday movie dork I can vouch for how fun this book is.
May not look like much but it’ll get you where you’re going.
May not look like much but it’ll get you where you’re going.
Wife may have set a new high water mark, apple lattice and pumpkin custard pie with a Biscoff cookie crust…
November 26, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Wife may have set a new high water mark, apple lattice and pumpkin custard pie with a Biscoff cookie crust…
Flashback to the blustery morning I helped march the Barney Balloon in the Macy’s Day Parade ~after~ discussing the Brooks Bris riot and hanging chads with Jeff Greenfield.
mrbellersneighborhood.com/2006/11/in-t...
mrbellersneighborhood.com/2006/11/in-t...
November 26, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Flashback to the blustery morning I helped march the Barney Balloon in the Macy’s Day Parade ~after~ discussing the Brooks Bris riot and hanging chads with Jeff Greenfield.
mrbellersneighborhood.com/2006/11/in-t...
mrbellersneighborhood.com/2006/11/in-t...
Kevin Smith posted a lovely tribute to the man who owned the video store, and eventually the Quick Stop.
The America we all want and deserve. Even if none of us is suppose to be here today.
The America we all want and deserve. Even if none of us is suppose to be here today.
November 26, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Kevin Smith posted a lovely tribute to the man who owned the video store, and eventually the Quick Stop.
The America we all want and deserve. Even if none of us is suppose to be here today.
The America we all want and deserve. Even if none of us is suppose to be here today.
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November 24, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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@xbennyboo.bsky.social
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We had a new big show up at Sunday am hoops this morning. Strong player, lithe, muscular, iron jaw, perfect hair and mustache. Looked like a guy who played a Navy pilot in a 1940s movie.
It was too many things for one man to have. Basically this guy with a wet jumper. I’m still shook.
It was too many things for one man to have. Basically this guy with a wet jumper. I’m still shook.
November 23, 2025 at 7:22 PM
We had a new big show up at Sunday am hoops this morning. Strong player, lithe, muscular, iron jaw, perfect hair and mustache. Looked like a guy who played a Navy pilot in a 1940s movie.
It was too many things for one man to have. Basically this guy with a wet jumper. I’m still shook.
It was too many things for one man to have. Basically this guy with a wet jumper. I’m still shook.
It’s been 15 years since this has been true—coincidentally the age of our daughter—but for 10+ years my wife and I went separate directions for the holidays and it worked marvelously.
www.huffpost.com/entry/my-wif...
www.huffpost.com/entry/my-wif...
November 23, 2025 at 6:24 PM
It’s been 15 years since this has been true—coincidentally the age of our daughter—but for 10+ years my wife and I went separate directions for the holidays and it worked marvelously.
www.huffpost.com/entry/my-wif...
www.huffpost.com/entry/my-wif...
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In Monrovia, California, protesters are purchasing 17¢ ICE scrapers from Home Depot and immediately returning them to create long lines and slow down the entire store. Their aim is to disrupt sales and convey a message opposing ICE raids occurring in their neighborhood.
November 23, 2025 at 11:37 AM
In Monrovia, California, protesters are purchasing 17¢ ICE scrapers from Home Depot and immediately returning them to create long lines and slow down the entire store. Their aim is to disrupt sales and convey a message opposing ICE raids occurring in their neighborhood.
Reposted by Patrick Sauer
Shabbat shalom to Jonathan Greenblatt and his Mamdani antagonists at the ADL.
November 22, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Shabbat shalom to Jonathan Greenblatt and his Mamdani antagonists at the ADL.
Eric and Donnie stare pensively out a window as Aimee Mann’s “Goose Snow Cone” grows louder. The boys don’t move throughout the entirety of the album.
Trump has never been as nice to Vance, even in private, as he was to Mamdani just now.
November 21, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Eric and Donnie stare pensively out a window as Aimee Mann’s “Goose Snow Cone” grows louder. The boys don’t move throughout the entirety of the album.
“I’m rough around the edges at best, at worst I’m a liability.”
The Lowdown went out like a champion. Fantastic work all around. Bonus Tulsa points, the GAP Band spot and “Do it for Johnny” for the heads.
The Lowdown went out like a champion. Fantastic work all around. Bonus Tulsa points, the GAP Band spot and “Do it for Johnny” for the heads.
November 21, 2025 at 8:05 PM
“I’m rough around the edges at best, at worst I’m a liability.”
The Lowdown went out like a champion. Fantastic work all around. Bonus Tulsa points, the GAP Band spot and “Do it for Johnny” for the heads.
The Lowdown went out like a champion. Fantastic work all around. Bonus Tulsa points, the GAP Band spot and “Do it for Johnny” for the heads.
November 21, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Curious if you’re familiar with the resume of the least imitating mob henchman on record @davidjroth.bsky.social…
November 19, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Curious if you’re familiar with the resume of the least imitating mob henchman on record @davidjroth.bsky.social…
I believe in the UK that’s called the “boosh posh,” @chrislhayes.bsky.social.
I’ll Irish exit my way out here.
I’ll Irish exit my way out here.
I mean, make prosperity for everyone and you'll be popular is probably true but not sure there's a lot to do with that. Like telling a football team to make sure to convert on 3rd down.
November 19, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I believe in the UK that’s called the “boosh posh,” @chrislhayes.bsky.social.
I’ll Irish exit my way out here.
I’ll Irish exit my way out here.
Hadn’t checked out SI in a minute, gave it a look. Killer Iggles photo called to me from an airport newsstand. Great issue. Nice story mix, smart NFL special teams feature, terrific profiles of a Scottish tackling guru & Mo’ne Davis, ballpark food fun. $25 annual print/digital. I subscribed! Again!
November 19, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Hadn’t checked out SI in a minute, gave it a look. Killer Iggles photo called to me from an airport newsstand. Great issue. Nice story mix, smart NFL special teams feature, terrific profiles of a Scottish tackling guru & Mo’ne Davis, ballpark food fun. $25 annual print/digital. I subscribed! Again!
If you haven't yet seen Parrott's post-game interview, you're in for a treat. bsky.app/profile/sjbr...
USED TO BE COYS: Troy Parrott post-match interview after Hungary vs Ireland
‘There’ll be a statue on Sheriff Street for Troy Parrott’
‘There’ll be a statue on Sheriff Street for Troy Parrott’
November 19, 2025 at 12:11 AM
“Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative,” Oscar Wilde
JAYSUS MARY AND JOSEF LETS FECKIN GOOOOOO BOY-OS 🇮🇪 🇮🇪 🇮🇪
JAYSUS MARY AND JOSEF LETS FECKIN GOOOOOO BOY-OS 🇮🇪 🇮🇪 🇮🇪
Republic of Ireland seal incredible late comeback win to reach World Cup playoffs, knock Hungary out
Troy Parrott seals hat trick with a 96th-minute winner in dramatic fashion to send Ireland to the 2026 World Cup playoffs and knock Hungary out.
www.nbcsports.com
November 18, 2025 at 11:31 PM
“Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative,” Oscar Wilde
JAYSUS MARY AND JOSEF LETS FECKIN GOOOOOO BOY-OS 🇮🇪 🇮🇪 🇮🇪
JAYSUS MARY AND JOSEF LETS FECKIN GOOOOOO BOY-OS 🇮🇪 🇮🇪 🇮🇪
Nothing more American than looking out a hotel window in a different state and realizing, “oh…. Right.”
November 18, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Nothing more American than looking out a hotel window in a different state and realizing, “oh…. Right.”
Fun thematic pod @griersonleitch.bsky.social fact. Jean-Paul Belmondo is in 1st Quick Change adaptation—a terrible French-Canadian version—he got severe injuries performing a supremely dumb tow truck stunt (+naked, by law, Kim Cattrall.) Reboot? @timgrierson.bsky.social
@williamfleitch.bsky.social
@williamfleitch.bsky.social
Looking Back at Heist Film “Quick Change”, In Which Bill Murray Plays a Sad, Sad, Clown
Picture, if you will, this harrowing New York City scene. You’re an aging bank security guard about to lock up for the night, when some joker jams his big red shoe in the door and sticks a gun in y…
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November 18, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Fun thematic pod @griersonleitch.bsky.social fact. Jean-Paul Belmondo is in 1st Quick Change adaptation—a terrible French-Canadian version—he got severe injuries performing a supremely dumb tow truck stunt (+naked, by law, Kim Cattrall.) Reboot? @timgrierson.bsky.social
@williamfleitch.bsky.social
@williamfleitch.bsky.social
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Every day my mailbox is empty. That is why waiting for the mail is a sad time for me.
November 18, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Every day my mailbox is empty. That is why waiting for the mail is a sad time for me.
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PHILADELPHIA — Every religion has a sacred pilgrimage. For college basketball purists, it’s this 8,722-seat marvel.
Game #13, hoops as it was meant to be played, a #Big5 battle between Penn and Saint Joseph’s. Monday night Mass is served at 7:00. #FightOnPenn #THWND
Game #13, hoops as it was meant to be played, a #Big5 battle between Penn and Saint Joseph’s. Monday night Mass is served at 7:00. #FightOnPenn #THWND
November 17, 2025 at 11:22 PM
PHILADELPHIA — Every religion has a sacred pilgrimage. For college basketball purists, it’s this 8,722-seat marvel.
Game #13, hoops as it was meant to be played, a #Big5 battle between Penn and Saint Joseph’s. Monday night Mass is served at 7:00. #FightOnPenn #THWND
Game #13, hoops as it was meant to be played, a #Big5 battle between Penn and Saint Joseph’s. Monday night Mass is served at 7:00. #FightOnPenn #THWND
VEGAS KNOWERS:
I got a couple days to basically kill and it turns out, LV drops into the 50s in fall.
Is the mob museum any good? Any other ideas to consume time and aren’t insanely priced that a solo aging male could do?
76ers-Marquette parlay at the sportsbook and beer stroll is all I got.
I got a couple days to basically kill and it turns out, LV drops into the 50s in fall.
Is the mob museum any good? Any other ideas to consume time and aren’t insanely priced that a solo aging male could do?
76ers-Marquette parlay at the sportsbook and beer stroll is all I got.
November 17, 2025 at 10:13 PM
VEGAS KNOWERS:
I got a couple days to basically kill and it turns out, LV drops into the 50s in fall.
Is the mob museum any good? Any other ideas to consume time and aren’t insanely priced that a solo aging male could do?
76ers-Marquette parlay at the sportsbook and beer stroll is all I got.
I got a couple days to basically kill and it turns out, LV drops into the 50s in fall.
Is the mob museum any good? Any other ideas to consume time and aren’t insanely priced that a solo aging male could do?
76ers-Marquette parlay at the sportsbook and beer stroll is all I got.
“Dad, is the Trump Bubba Clinton story really true? It’s all anyone can talk about in school.”
It’s broken Brooklyn Tech contain and the smart mostly non-white teens—a whole lot from his home borough—are howling. He would hate this so much.
The kids remain alright.
It’s broken Brooklyn Tech contain and the smart mostly non-white teens—a whole lot from his home borough—are howling. He would hate this so much.
The kids remain alright.
November 17, 2025 at 10:05 PM
“Dad, is the Trump Bubba Clinton story really true? It’s all anyone can talk about in school.”
It’s broken Brooklyn Tech contain and the smart mostly non-white teens—a whole lot from his home borough—are howling. He would hate this so much.
The kids remain alright.
It’s broken Brooklyn Tech contain and the smart mostly non-white teens—a whole lot from his home borough—are howling. He would hate this so much.
The kids remain alright.