teaDragon 🌈🏴‍☠️🧜‍♂️
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She/They, Queer, 30s, 🔞only pls, Surviving the horrors with weaponized whimsy, teaDragon on ao3
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The thing that gets me about actors responding like this whenever they’re asking about JKR is that they always say “we need to learn to agree to disagree ^_^” as if trans people are the ones leading the campaign, when we’re just trying to live our lives while JKR posts about trans hate 24/7
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#ofmdkinktober25 day 16: public/semi-public
#ofmdnsfw
Digital fanart of Ed and Stede from OFMD. Only parts of their bodies are visible through a car window (rolled halfway down). Stede is naked, lying across Ed's lap, their fronts pressed together. Ed is shirtless and has his arm around Stede. Stede has a red heart birth mark on his ass, and anyone walking by would get a decent peek at his taint.
There are three speech bubbles:
Ed: "And what if someone sees you like this?"
Stede [speech bubble is dripping]: "mmh..." 
Ed [speech bubble surrounded by hearts]: "Oh, so you'd *like* that, hm?"
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Compare n' contrast Young Republicans to Black children (byline reads "CPE Editorial Staff" - it me.)
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I think the key to understanding Britain is that JK Rowling’s oddball fantasy about an elite class of special people - far apart from the scum mass of regular humans - being trained by mad, cruel bastards to be weird, unpleasant, superior judgy wankers, is more or less accurate.
I’m getting a sense here that of course the lads want to crack down on the avalanche of racism in our university hate factories, but maybe not if it involves arresting students who go to Oxford, because they are real people who actually matter.
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She gets all the flowers. I mean ALL of them. If we see her, we immediately have to give her flowers.
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Looks like a new wave of trolls/bots on AO3 going into people's comments and accusing *other* people of using AI. A couple of people in the comments have had the same. If you see 'em, report them for spam

www.reddit.com/r/FanFiction...
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"Tell me every terrible thing you ever did, and let me love you anyway."
-Edgar Allan Poe
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"I don't hear her talking about women's rights, I just hear her talking about trans people." absolutely spot on about Rowling.
Carole Malone, "Youu can't say what women's rights are because you're not a woman"

Zack Polanski, "You're not trans are you. We can all say you're not that thing so you can't have an opinion" 🔥

"You can still have an opinion from listening to people"
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stede bonnet in his lavender silk appreciation post because wow is he gorgeous
stede sitting on the capstan at night in his lavender colored breeches and white stocking, with a matching purple vest and a flowy white shirt underneath (the vest is unbuttoned)
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FYI don't just go to the pirate's life collection - click view all because 1, some of the OFMD stuff isn't in the collection and 2, you'll get to see all the other amazing items for sale 😍😍😍😍
15% off the OFMD collection in my shop this week! 🥰 use the code ‘REVENGE’ at checkout for the discount!

Pins, brooches, earrings, lots of lovely things (And now is a great time to order any Xmas presents btw so they reach you on time…) ❤️
#shopofmd
Laser cut earrings of two skeleton mermaids, one holding a heart and one holding a spear Acrylic earrings shaped like Ed Teach and Stede Bonnet from our flag means death. Stede is a merman with an orange tail Laser cut earrings that say ‘talk it through as a crew’ Laser cut pins with quotes from our flag means death
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"Me and Rhys had a lot of romantic times on that set, off camera as well."
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It should not be understated how much clever shit like this actually annihilates morale at places like ICE/CBP.

Getting made fun of like this on national television while people laugh at you is.. well, you may call it victory wine, but it ain't.
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This is my favorite time of year. I am not fall's favorite human though. Low sunlight sads got me hard today. Needed to draw a tiny comfy Ed about it.

#ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath
Small digital drawing of Ed from Our Flag Means Death. He's wearing an off-white robe and pants combo. The robe is decorated with tiny gold flowers and vines around the hem and shoulders. He's wearing big brown slippers. His hair is down, falling around his face and down his back. He looks cozy, happy. Could be happier, if he had a hot cocoa.
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New baking class! Nov 22nd where we’ll bake my signature profiteroles👨🏾‍🍳 And get yourself a Tender As Hell tote bag too, perfect for Halloween candy or holiday shopping🫶 Join us as we raise money for Feeding America & spread some love and tenderness just in time for Thanksgiving❤️🙏🏾
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Tender As Hell tote bag for Samba’s new baking class. He’ll teach you how to make his signature profiteroles!
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Today is a day when arts degrees are worthless, but the product of those degrees is so valuable it would kill an entire industry if they were made to pay for it.
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Ed "I've heard all about you" Teach having an entire wall of his cabin decorated with papes clippings about The Gentleman Pirate.
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I’m super poor this month, so I‘m running a little OFMD sale in my shop, I’ll even pop a little extra surprise in with any thing you buy, as a thank you for helping me out right now! 🥰❤️
#shopofmd
15% off the OFMD collection in my shop this week! 🥰 use the code ‘REVENGE’ at checkout for the discount!

Pins, brooches, earrings, lots of lovely things (And now is a great time to order any Xmas presents btw so they reach you on time…) ❤️
#shopofmd
Laser cut earrings of two skeleton mermaids, one holding a heart and one holding a spear Acrylic earrings shaped like Ed Teach and Stede Bonnet from our flag means death. Stede is a merman with an orange tail Laser cut earrings that say ‘talk it through as a crew’ Laser cut pins with quotes from our flag means death
oooh my gosh, this is so pretty and intricate 😭💖