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On Here Maybe @swampland.bsky.social · 1d

Sorry, this has all gone a bit too far, Dick cheneys been over at my house. We've spent the last 16 hours or so hiding under a blanket trying not to giggle too loud. Me and the vice president are very sorry for anyone we've made upset.

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On Here Maybe @swampland.bsky.social · 1d

Freddy got Jasoned

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On Here Maybe @swampland.bsky.social · 2d

Also he doesn't make the village and, yes, wear a Santa suit to attract a woman with children, that is incidental

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On Here Maybe @swampland.bsky.social · 2d

I shouldn't have to put up with being blatantly lied to just because I want a picture of bill in his disheveled Santa suit for something

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On Here Maybe @swampland.bsky.social · 4d

I'm going to keep watching horror movies throughout November and I don't give a fuck what the woke police have to say about it

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On Here Maybe @swampland.bsky.social · 4d

Nobody even bothered trying to kill me this halloween again

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On Here Maybe @swampland.bsky.social · 5d

In Kazakh society it's actually very common for people to have wives, but westerners dont understand and just mock him for it

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On Here Maybe @swampland.bsky.social · 5d

That's just his culture

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one note parody account devolved into railing abou @walkingjalopy.bsky.social · 5d

the smartest thing you can do is be a genius

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JLP @jlp.systems · 6d

I love my wife, who is doomed to eternal torment in hell

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 5d

It's nearly impossible to make a living entertaining children in a sewer since Stephen king's "It"

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On Here Maybe @swampland.bsky.social · 5d

Fucking up my house real bad so it resembles Groverhaus for Halloween and giving all the kids who show up long lectures on Something awful lore

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On Here Maybe @swampland.bsky.social · Oct 29

Everyone remembers the one house that would hand out hundreds instead of twenties on halloween

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On Here Maybe @swampland.bsky.social · 6d

These are probably the first two that come to mind when I think about scary movies

The Lord of the Rings to Terminator 2: 10 of the most terrifying moments in film

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patrick @partnardy.bsky.social · 6d

Saw Batman jacking off in an alley. Not a Halloween thing

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On Here Maybe @swampland.bsky.social · 6d

Updated:

1. RotLD
2. Pulse
3. IotBS
4. The Black Cat
5. The Crazies
6. Night of the Demon
7. Theatre of Blood
8. The Old Dark House
9. When Evil Lurks
10. A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night
11. The Devil Rides Out
12. Oddity
13. The Surrender
14. In a Violent Nature
15. In my Skin
16. Host

On Here Maybe @swampland.bsky.social · 11d

Horror movies I've watched this month in order of how much I liked them:

1.Return of the Living Dead
2.Pulse
3.Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978)
4.The Black Cat
5.Night of the Demon
6.The Old Dark House
7.A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night
8.The Devil Rides Out
9.The Surrender
10.In my Skin

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On Here Maybe @swampland.bsky.social · 10d

When I look at some of your posts on here lol

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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 11d

trump: he's called the babdook and no one knows why he comes. frankly i don't think we'll ever know. bobby, did you want to say something

rfk: the babadook is a manifestation of grief. if you can process that grief, he leaves. he usually doesn't come back

trump: wow

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Dennis B. Hooper @dennisbhooper.bsky.social · 11d

I understand why they had to stop him but I don’t agree with imprisoning him in the phantom zone

Abcnews graphic: surreal moment as coyote drinks water from skylight window on top of Los Angeles hair salon

(Image of exactly that, except the framing is canted and as a result it looks like a coyote imprisoned in a glass square a la the phantom zone from Superman)

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On Here Maybe @swampland.bsky.social · May 6

I love when you buy bread and it has all the fun colours like this, I call it "party bread"

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On Here Maybe @swampland.bsky.social · 10d

In the Penal Colony by Kafka

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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 11d

Designer: all right Mr. Del Toro here’s those Frankenstein’s monster designs, real sexy just like you asked for.
Del Toro: (nodding) this is exactly as sexy as I asked for.

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 11d

More like Tim Burden. Because of the burden placed on the rational mind by his strange ideas

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On Here Maybe @swampland.bsky.social · 11d

This is sad to see. Like most millennials I grew up torn between being either deuce Bigelow or every ethnic stereotype and rob Schneider taught me that you can do both. There'll always be a warm place in my heart for him and the lessons he taught me but promoting drinking is a step too far.

Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 11d

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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 11d

Boss makes a dollar, I make ten dollars. Unsure how this power dynamic has persevered

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