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Stompus Maximus
@stompusmaximus.bsky.social
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UberGeek, Atheist, Nerd, Highlander, veteran, Husband to the wonderful @shortymcstompy, Roller Derby referee. Scottish when I want to be (which is quite often)
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 2d
Picard: there ARE FOUR GUYS! FOUR
Five guys with the f and the E light off
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 4d
Hate those clickbaity articles that are like “12 minutes to an amazing ass!” And it’s always just exercise, and never a google maps location.
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Stompus Maximus @stompusmaximus.bsky.social · 8d
Oh my, that's incredible. Well done.
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Mark Gillies @5goalthriller.bsky.social · 14d
What idiot called it ‘Storm Benjamin’ and not ‘It’s Raining Ben’?
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Captain Howdy @captainhowdy.bsky.social · 16d
A Happy Back To The Future Day to all who celebrate.
The twilight movie poster for "Back to the Future" which shows Marty - bathed in light from the open door of Doc Brown's DeLorean as he straddles twin flaming tyre tracks on the road - looking at his watch. Marty's head has now been replaced by the head (and funky glass dome) of one of the aliens from "Mars Attacks!". The poster now reads "ACK TO THE FUTURE".
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Stompus Maximus @stompusmaximus.bsky.social · 17d
Cmon, "breggsit" was right there.
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Stompus Maximus @stompusmaximus.bsky.social · 22d
Please tell us she returned.
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Moose Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 24d
www.worldofmoose.com/products/ape...
Cartoon of a social gathering. A man is talking to a vampire. The man says "Welcome, Count Dracula. Would you like a small aperitif?". The vampire replies "No, I think mine are just the right size".
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Dan McPainInTheKnees @danmckee.bsky.social · 23d
“What’s the charge? Eating a seal?”
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Jeremy Noel-Tod @jntod.bsky.social · Oct 2
On National Poetry Day, the greatest poem I have ever read
A printed poem which reads: I hav for breakfast Weetabix I hav for lunch some meat I have for tea 2 sosajis and thats enuf to eat Peter Hazel, 5
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · Sep 29
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · Mar 22
🐞
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Mark Bradley @markbradley.bsky.social · Sep 24
As we’re celebrating Jim Henson, here’s lots of little Muppet doodles!
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Castaignede @castaignede.bsky.social · Sep 24
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Ben Canham @bencanham.bsky.social · Sep 23
I’m autistic. Not because of Tylenol.
Not because of vaccines.
Not because of some headline.
I’m autistic because that’s how
my brain works. Stop treating us
like a problem. Start listening to us.
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Stompus Maximus @stompusmaximus.bsky.social · Sep 23
I have fond memories of the Oasis in the early 80's while my dad was at Lyneham. I also managed to skate there once. Wasn't in the best of shapes at the time. Is it still open?
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Stompus Maximus @stompusmaximus.bsky.social · Sep 17
Not showing up in Amazon uk yet.
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · Sep 17
If you could do me a favour if you have TikTok (especially if you’re LGBtQIA and/or a woman if you could go and watch this video there and click the share button and just copy the link. The algorithm isn’t pushing this out to people vm.tiktok.com/ZNdgnPcNd/
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Moose Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · Sep 9
One of my main regrets in life was trying to smuggle tambourines through libraries using kangaroos.
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Andy Parmo @andyparmo.co.uk · Sep 8
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY DOT GIF
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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · Sep 6
I am thinking of going to the street food market, but I know if I go to the street food market, I will eat all the street food
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Peg Erman 🐾 📷 🌿 🎨 @pegerman.bsky.social · Aug 28
I'm ded 💀 😂 😂 😂
Screen shot of Neil Fish posting "your dad shouts at hotels" is an insult the kids at my nephew's school use on each other.
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · Aug 27
Works with cats also
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Andrej @tepid.meme · Aug 27
Freed from desire, mind and senses purified
Freed from desire, mind and senses purified
Freed from desire, mind and senses purified
Freed from desire...
Greetings cards labelled "Nan, Nanna, Nanny, Nana and Nannie"
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John @johngoodman.bsky.social · Aug 26
realistic Star Trek
A comic on the bridge from Star Trek the Next Generation. Picard: COMMANDER DATA, PLEASE IDENTIFY THAT ROMULAN VESSEL. Data: THAT'S A GREAT IDEA CAPTAIN! IDENTIFYING A VESSEL IS A GREAT PLACE TO START - IN ANY TACTICAL OR STRATEGIC OUTER SPACE SITUATION. THIS VESSEL APPEARS TO BE A 23rd CENTURY KLINGON BIRD OF PREY! 🚀🦅✨ Picard: ARE YOU SURE? LIKE I SAID WE'RE... PRETTY SURE IT'S ROMULAN. Data: ... Data: OF COURSE! SO SORRY ABOUT THAT, YOU'RE RIGHT! ON CLOSER EXAMINATION IT'S A ROMULAN VESSEL! CAN I RECOMMEND SOME SOONG™ BRAND PRODUCTS THAT CAN HELP YOU WITH THAT? Picard cradles his face in his hand in a gesture of frustration. Data: DID I MENTION THE PLIGHT OF OPRESSED WHITES IN SOUTH AFRICA?
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