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spleenly
@spleenly.bsky.social
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Woke worker, adrift academic, data digger, conflagrant coder, lightly dark, deeply shallow. Every tech job, all at once. he/him #ATX My shitposts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaabdifjqy6jm
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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 22d
Consider that we don't even have a shared cultural understanding of what can be flushed.
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Marian Call @mariancall.bsky.social · 7h
semicolons are good, actually
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Rachel Feder @rachelfeder.bsky.social · 23h
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
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heaven or los alamos & the hungry ghost @ghostlips.bsky.social · 5h
just used automatic writing to remember the name of my doctors office ama
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🎃witch bitch🎃 @fatnudes.bsky.social · 16h
men aren't lonely enough tbh
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🎃witch bitch🎃 @fatnudes.bsky.social · May 21
fresca is for gays and sprite is for straights
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🎃punkin spice spooky geist💀 @pretty-vulgar.bsky.social · 4h
I just told the House, “do you want my octopus hotdog or not? That’s not a sex thing, by the way, I’m just hungry.”

Anyway. We’re making food.
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Tom Isaacson @parsley72.bsky.social · 3h
It’s a great comfort watch on Netflix. A Japanese diner that opens at midnight that will make any food you want as long as they have the ingredients. www.netflix.com/us/title/801...
Watch Midnight Diner | Netflix
A scarred man operates a midnight diner in the backstreets of Shinjuku. No one knows his name or his story, but his customers each bring him theirs.
www.netflix.com
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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 12h
Posting all my cancelable takes while interaction is down.
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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 12h
I see the left's autoimmune disorder is having a little seasonal flare.
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NikaaaAAAAHH 🎃 👻 @mxnectarine.bsky.social · 12h
you know who
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Katelyn Boo-urns @katelynburns.com · 23h
name an italian more worthy of an american holiday than columbus
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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 14h
Interesting how perfect weather and "fuck work I'm out of here" seem to coincide.
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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 18h
It's been years, but part of me never really left his French and Italian Gardens seasons. Thank you for the reminder.
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Gretchen @wokkax3.bsky.social · 18h
I get super stoked when ppl in movies sneak into the morgue to unlock a dead person’s phone with Face ID. To live that exciting of a life!
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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 18h
... or death!
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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 18h
I enjoy a Highlander post that makes me wait until the very end to understand if it's about the immortal race or SUV.
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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 18h
I just had a day of conversations devoid of world events, like a little visit to Fantasy Island, and I still wouldn't exactly say "yes" to this.
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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 19h
"Discovering" America was a mistake.
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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 19h
Okay, back to abusing it to make myself physically incapable of lying down in the middle of the day.
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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 1d
Drinking coffee recreationally for a change.
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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 19h
Before we learned about neurodivergence people just thought I was high all the time.
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Princess Blue (Loves you.) @blue1644934.neocities.org · 16d
I want my bedroom to be as unwelcoming and disquieting for normies as possible.
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Princess Blue (Loves you.) @blue1644934.neocities.org · 11d
How can they fit so much yearning in me?
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lemon 🍋 @littlelemontart.being.baby · 20h
i’m really just a hater at heart
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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 19h
That's only natural
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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 20h
News channels love to talk over B-roll of some unsuspecting civilian shambling toward the camera.
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BooSlice👻🔪 @twosense.bsky.social · 20h
Rising before the sun and saying “beat ya!” bc I’m competitive like that.
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Shutdown _Doom_Loop @midtowndoom.bsky.social · 20h
No, I do not want to be a Target Circles of Hell member.
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