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If you're confused by my going semi-anon just DM me and I'll clarify
Why do cops ever need to disperse peaceful protesters??
LAPD on horseback disperse protesters on No Kings Day in downtown L.A. ~ @shoton35mm.bsky.social
Colonel Sanders is a lich
Someone said the Kool Aid man is a “small Kaiju” which I agree with.

Is Ronald McDonald a cryptid?
Is the Kool Aid man a cryptid?
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Liberals say that Trump has turned our democracy into a fascist dictatorship. They're wrong—he's turned our republic into a fascist dictatorship.
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Performative action is what got the Feds to finally admit AIDS was real, and the stories of that era moved the Overton window enough for Obergfell.

(Hopefully we move the window faster this time)

Performance is media-philic, and humans need to see things several times to fix it in their brains.
Very cool safety net we've constructed out of human bodies
I have friends everywhere
Laramie Wyoming no kings
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Retired Army Sgt. Brian Wofford spoke to me this morning at the Oklahoma City #NoKings protest. Didn’t expect him to be carrying his DD214 so I asked some warmup questions like when he got out and whether his injury was service-related.

He paused while describing the car bomb in Iraq to say this:
Just regular water and some urea?
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We don’t check the sperm counts of children. Literally not a thing, aside
from rare situations.
Their obsession with the genitalia of children *should* concern literally everyone. In addition to the fact that both of these fellas were buds with Jeff Epstein.
RFK Jr: "Today the average teenager in this country has 50% of the sperm count, 50% of the testosterone of a 65 year old man. Our girls are hitting puberty 6 years early ... our parents aren't having children."
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I know the temptation is to just scroll past this with a “not surprised” reaction, but you should read this if you have the emotional bandwidth to encounter horrifying slurs and violent sentiments, because there’s an important takeaway: extremism is often performed to reinforce an in-group’s bond.
POLITICO: “.. They referred to Black people as monkeys and ‘the watermelon people’ and mused about putting their political opponents in gas chambers. They talked about raping their enemies .. and lauded Republicans who they believed support slavery.

@politico.com
www.politico.com/news/2025/10...
My Spanish friend told me yesterday she didn't understand why ppl thought Columbus was bad...

He wasn't even Spanish!
Happens to the worst of us
Dude - you and me, road trip
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Just rounding people up. A US citizen who says he had his birth certificate with him (!) was still thrown in the back of a truck and detained.
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What if the unidentified masked men with guns don't accept the validity of your papers?
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Kavanaugh stop
What if the unidentified masked men with guns don't accept the validity of your papers?
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This is the response I received from ICE when I inquired about the 13-year-old they abducted from Everett, Mass. on Friday:
I have, generally, a hard time processing verbal information vs reading but with audiobooks the slower pace seems to give me better retention. What's not to love when you have options
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Keep talking to normies about what is actually happening! Keep telling them these stories.

Again, these are not popular policies! People do not like this. They are not aware, information ecosystems have been intentionally broken to try to break our shared reality. Tell them.
In Portland, an ambulance was summoned to the ICE office to treat an injured protester (not clear how he was injured). But when the patient was loaded inside, ICE officers refused to let the ambulance leave and threatened to shoot the ambulance driver: www.wweek.com/news/2025/10...
Documents Allege a Federal Agent at Portland ICE Threatened to Shoot an Ambulance Driver
Feds delayed medics who had come to pick up an injured protester. Then, according to confidential incident reports, the agents became aggressive.
www.wweek.com
The key is to spent all your meetings sending emails to avoid other meetings
Carefully engineering my ai prompt, sifting through countless branches of dialog, ruminating on every possibility till I find the perfect opener: "Nice to meet you."
It's gonna end up like "low background steel" where after a certain point the sources are polluted enough it'll be easier to use pre-ai sources for basic facts
Needless to say, an LLM cannot reliably determine whether a source supports a given claim, just as it cannot determine whether a claim is true. This will automate generation of documents that make false claims, with citations that exist and may, on superficial reading, support those false claims.