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Shana, but make her spooky

@shayz0rz.bsky.social

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Big fan of GMacht's hiatus beard, the sister wives and the dude with the middle name Johannes, FWIW. Used to count shits. When I'm not being an insufferable fangirl, I'm...an insufferable person with BIG opinions and analysis. Basically just insufferable.

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Shana, but make her spooky @shayz0rz.bsky.social · Feb 19

Gulf of Mexico meme generated by MapQuest. I used all the firm name changes from the TV show Suits, not including the ones from the flashbacks.

Donna and Harvey from Suits looking confused, with a bunch of mathematical formulas on top of them. Spoof of the confused math lady meme.

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cgustav.bsky.social @cgustav.bsky.social · 2h

Yup. I’ve seen this happen to a bunch of young moms. Probably the majority. Recently a friend of mine told me that “Tylenol causes autism” and that she heard it from “a very liberal Tik Tok influencer”.

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Miss Aja @brat2381.bsky.social · 2h

Are some of y’all still pretending this was ever about economic anxiety?

Harry Dunn @libradunn1.bsky.social · 3h

Let me turn my phone off cause this type of shit here...

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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 3h

[earth getting swallowed by the sun]

boss: are you still coming in

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Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 3h

“I don’t mask and I’m not sick”

“I don’t know anyone with Long Covid”

“I’m not worried I trust my immune system”

“If I get sick I will try harder to get better”

These are all coping mechanisms.

People can’t accept that they will likely become disabled eventually. 🧵

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 4h

Young Republicans are praising Hitler. Here's why Democrats are to blame.

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Marisa Roffman @marisaroffman.bsky.social · 6h

#LawandOrder: Reid Scott and Maura Tierney reflect on Riley and Brady's unconventional partnership: www.givememyremote.com/remote/2025/...

LAW & ORDER: Reid Scott and Maura Tierney on Riley and Brady's Unconventional Partnership - Give Me My Remote

The show airs Thursdays at 8/7c on NBC.

www.givememyremote.com

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Matt @mattmurph24.bsky.social · 5h

"There are good Republicans out there." ~ Bernie Sanders just now

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Shana, but make her spooky @shayz0rz.bsky.social · 5h

...but remember, we "can't afford" to make sure everyone is fed, housed, and doesn't go bankrupt over healthcare. 🥴

CBS News @cbsnews.com · 6h

A model of President Trump's proposed triumphal arch to commemorate the country’s 250th anniversary was seen on the Resolute Desk as the president held a press conference in the Oval Office on Wednesday.

When asked on Wednesday who the arc is for, Trump told CBS News’ Ed O’Keefe: “Me.”

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Will Bunch @willbunch.bsky.social · 5h

Who you gonna call?

Tom Sullivan @tmsullivan.bsky.social · 5h

A clarinet player was arrested after playing her instrument to the tune of the “Ghostbusters” theme song outside of a Portland ICE facility....
www.the-independent.com/news/world/a...

Musician playing ‘Ghostbusters’ outside ICE facility is arrested by agents

‘Taking us citizens out of state to detain them without charge is a new action from the Feds and should be opposed,’ her band said

www.the-independent.com

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Shana, but make her spooky @shayz0rz.bsky.social · 5h

But anyway, just because you make me all emo by the end doesn't mean there weren't (at least) 100 reasons NOT to do ANY of that to begin with so.

#ChicagoMed

Shana, but make her spooky @shayz0rz.bsky.social · 5h

The yes/no boxes there like he's asking out his 6th grade girlfriend. 💀

Shana, but make her spooky @shayz0rz.bsky.social · 5h

Not me crying about these two in 2025 like their story hasn't been fucked up in every way imaginable (and then some), many times over, for many a year. 😭

#ChicagoMed

Shana, but make her spooky @shayz0rz.bsky.social · 5h

Me, this whole episode, plus the end of last week. Like, why. WHY.

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Rachel Maddow @maddow.msnbc.com · 8h

"In unison."

Amen.

www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...

Reporters leave Pentagon en masse after refusing to sign on to new rules

After turning in their press credentials, journalists covering the Defense Department walked out rather than comply with its restrictive new policies.

www.washingtonpost.com

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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 8h

The Supreme Court’s majority right wing indicated in oral arguments that they think racism is over on the same day that the vice president defended the “I love Hitler” guy, and that the NYT reported that the current administration plans to accept only white, English-speaking refugees.

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Mark Joseph Stern @mjsdc.bsky.social · 10h

The Supreme Court's Republican appointees sound ready to transform the 14th and 15th Amendments into a weapon against the very racial minorities they were meant to protect—handing Republicans 15-19 additional House seats in the process. A disaster for democracy.
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Is it racist to remedy racism? That’s the question at the heart of Callais v. Louisiana, which the Supreme Court heard on Wednesday. The case asks whether the Voting Rights Act gives Black Louisianans too much political power—and if so, whether the landmark law violates the Constitution. Unsurprisingly, the Republican-appointed justices seem eager to rule that it does. Throughout oral arguments, they suggested the VRA protects minority voters too effectively, dragging the government into race-conscious considerations that offend the equal protection rights of the white voters who sued in this case. And they floated various ways to gut what remains of the statute by twisting it beyond recognition or striking it down altogether. The result would be a windfall for Republicans, who stand to gain at least 19 seats in the House of Representatives if the Supreme Court frees them to gerrymander Black communities into oblivion. Such a decision would also devastate minority representation in Congress, eliminating up to 30 percent of the Congressional Black Caucus.

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Amadi Lovelace @amaditalks.bsky.social · 8h

When Lyndon Johnson, Jimmy Carter, Bill Clinton, Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton (don't talk to me about the electoral college) and Joe Biden won, they did so without the majority of white voters. They know exactly what happens if they silence Black voices, that's why they're trying so hard.

Bear Jewess 🟦🎗️ @388shark.bsky.social · 10h

Understand.

This country is on track to make sure Black people can never vote or be represented again. It’s happening.

Voting Rights is the root of EVERYTHING. Voting rights are about to END.

I know there’s a lot going on. But without Voting Rights… this country ENDS.

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Renée Graham 🏳️‍🌈 @rygraham.bsky.social · 6h

Black and brown boys are routinely seen and treated like adults and Black girls are sexualized as promiscuous. Meanwhile, grown-ass white men are forever infantilized.

Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 7h

Remember, brown 13-year-olds are hardened menaces to society, but 30-something Republican Hitler afficionados in positions of power are just li’l guys.

Clara Jeffery @clarajeffery.bsky.social · 7h

These. Were. Men. In. Their. 30s.

www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

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Miss Aja @brat2381.bsky.social · 9h

Fun fact…
If you protect Black Women’s voting rights all women’s voting rights are protected.

It really is that simple 🤷🏾‍♀️

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unraveled @unraveledpress.com · 6h

Seen in Chicago

Handmade label sticker on street pole

The scariest thing this Halloween is ice terrorizing our communities

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Shana, but make her spooky @shayz0rz.bsky.social · 6h

The dystopian shit of the shitass tabloid-ish "news" that comes on before my shows talking about a rise in Halloween candy prices and BARELY mentioning tariffs in there...

Shana, but make her spooky @shayz0rz.bsky.social · 7h

When you spend money to go see an abuser.

www.wral.com/news/local/c...

Car break-ins reported near NC State Fairgrounds during Chris Brown concert

Raleigh police are investigating reports of car break-ins near the North Carolina State Fairgrounds.

www.wral.com

Shana, but make her spooky @shayz0rz.bsky.social · 7h

"The devil" being people who...don't like Hitler. 🥴

Doc Revan @docrevan.bsky.social · 8h

Oh they mad

Aidan @aidanxitter
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A friend of mine got blackmailed into leaking these chats. A total fucking coward and a useless piece of shit
One of the people in here, he attended his wedding with me and still sold him over to the devil
All over some useless YR beef
And then the GOP condemned them
Fuck these people
The GOP treated to fire my friend and vice chairman from his AG job because of tiktoks I posted about immigration
I wasn't allowed to talk about "replacement theory" or any mainline immigration stans They asked me to resign over Trump's gr card diploma mill comments

Shana, but make her spooky @shayz0rz.bsky.social · 7h

That...did not turn out how I figured it would coming into today, but I'm so happy???