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@shadowofashadowofa.bsky.social

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Schyzoposting is the truest expression of humanity True prophet of the Goth Girl in the Sky Follow this account and I'll stop rotating you in my mind

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Shadow of a shadow of a @shadowofashadowofa.bsky.social · 1d

You. Yes, you. I will stop rotating you in my mind if you follow this account. Maybe.

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Shadow of a shadow of a @shadowofashadowofa.bsky.social · 3h

IT IS STILL TIME TO REPENT

NOT FOR LONG THOUGH

FOR THE END IS NIGH

Shadow of a shadow of a @shadowofashadowofa.bsky.social · 3h

HAVE YOU PERFORMED YOUR DAILY GENUFLECTIONS TO THE GOTH GIRLS IN THE SKY

Shadow of a shadow of a @shadowofashadowofa.bsky.social · 4h

HAVE YOU PERFORMED YOUR DAILY GENUFLECTIONS TO THE GOTH GIRLS IN THE SKY

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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 6h

one way i’ve found to deal with rejection is to throw yourself into a river and come back as a vengeful ghost

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 21h

Day 56 of trying to be hired by Andrew Cuomo

The meme of Obama awarding an award to Obama but it’s telling people to stop human cloning and assuring us that Andrew Cuomo is NOT involved in it

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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 13h

I don't normally ask much of my followers but I need you all to come to my house and build a monolith in the garden

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Shadow of a shadow of a @shadowofashadowofa.bsky.social · 14h

I once hooked up with someone without telling them I was a post-posadist, do you think I am in danger ??

Shadow of a shadow of a @shadowofashadowofa.bsky.social · 15h

I can't say much due to my NDA, but generations of kids will like trains and dinosaurs because of this man

Shadow of a shadow of a @shadowofashadowofa.bsky.social · 15h

If only you realised what he did for his "vaccines cause autism video"

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meliss-AAAH! @mel.bzky.team · 1d

now of course tommy tallarico is far older than hbomberguy, so surely he couldnt have forced HIM into all those hijinks, right?

sure, i'll believe that. just as soon as hbomb produces a valid birth certificate with the last name "bomberguy" on it. i'll wait

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meliss-AAAH! @mel.bzky.team · 1d

im still convinced that hbomberguy personally created and released the coronavirus to make his November 2019 video essay about a game where a town is put into quarantine over a mysterious plague more relatable

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Shadow of a shadow of a @shadowofashadowofa.bsky.social · 15h

This website will not let me access it unless I grant it an unalienable right to my second born kidney. Is the story what I assume it is?

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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · Dec 14

Deli meat showdown where we get 2,000 Italian Americans in a stadium together and have them all argue and fight about deli meat until the last one standing, staggers out and announces which deli meat is the winner

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Shadow of a shadow of a @shadowofashadowofa.bsky.social · 16h

The Goth Girl in the Sky appreciates your kind words

Shadow of a shadow of a @shadowofashadowofa.bsky.social · 16h

Columbo is to serial killers what the Bengal tiger is to an unnamed, dorky yet adorable species of birds

Shadow of a shadow of a @shadowofashadowofa.bsky.social · 16h

The customer : "well sure slavery was wrong, but"

Shadow of a shadow of a @shadowofashadowofa.bsky.social · 16h

Nor dolphins with a Tinder account, for that matter

Shadow of a shadow of a @shadowofashadowofa.bsky.social · 16h

I said to my tinder match. Sadly, she blocked me. I will never understand women

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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · Feb 3

Why did they stop at garlic knots. Those cowards could have invented garlic shibari, but didn't.

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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · Jan 7

There should be a sport where a dozen older Italian-american women mercilessly hunt a tech bro on an island while they have a normal conversation.

One spears his arm with a crossbow bolt in the middle of talking about her new diabetes meds, etc.

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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · Nov 13

Once, he goes two days without mentioning pancetta.

He wakes up to find an Italian man silently watching him sleep.

When the man notices he is awake, he uses a toothpick to pin a thin slice of pancetta to his thigh and then walks off into the darkness

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Shadow of a shadow of a @shadowofashadowofa.bsky.social · 16h

Sir do I need to call someone

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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · Aug 31

The alien droning on about this historic occasion, to a crowd of unruly new Yorkers who are all way too busy experimenting with the ability to shout "hey fuck you buddy" in all languages simultaneously

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Shadow of a shadow of a @shadowofashadowofa.bsky.social · 16h

Call your gods you kind sir, for the end times are coming

Shadow of a shadow of a @shadowofashadowofa.bsky.social · 16h

January 1983. Test subject #2371 dies a gruesome death. I must not think about it. The work must press on.

Kip Williams sort of @kipwilliams.bsky.social · Feb 10

Ask not for whom the Babybel tolls.

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