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Shadow of a shadow of a @shadowofashadowofa.bsky.social · 23m

I can't say much due to my NDA, but generations of kids will like trains and dinosaurs because of this man

Shadow of a shadow of a @shadowofashadowofa.bsky.social · 25m

If only you realised what he did for his "vaccines cause autism video"

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meliss-AAAH! @mel.bzky.team · 20h

now of course tommy tallarico is far older than hbomberguy, so surely he couldnt have forced HIM into all those hijinks, right?

sure, i'll believe that. just as soon as hbomb produces a valid birth certificate with the last name "bomberguy" on it. i'll wait

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meliss-AAAH! @mel.bzky.team · 20h

im still convinced that hbomberguy personally created and released the coronavirus to make his November 2019 video essay about a game where a town is put into quarantine over a mysterious plague more relatable

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Shadow of a shadow of a @shadowofashadowofa.bsky.social · 28m

This website will not let me access it unless I grant it an unalienable right to my second born kidney. Is the story what I assume it is?

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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · Dec 14

Deli meat showdown where we get 2,000 Italian Americans in a stadium together and have them all argue and fight about deli meat until the last one standing, staggers out and announces which deli meat is the winner

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Shadow of a shadow of a @shadowofashadowofa.bsky.social · 39m

The Goth Girl in the Sky appreciates your kind words

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Shadow of a shadow of a @shadowofashadowofa.bsky.social · 39m

Columbo is to serial killers what the Bengal tiger is to an unnamed, dorky yet adorable species of birds

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Shadow of a shadow of a @shadowofashadowofa.bsky.social · 42m

The customer : "well sure slavery was wrong, but"

Shadow of a shadow of a @shadowofashadowofa.bsky.social · 43m

Nor dolphins with a Tinder account, for that matter

Shadow of a shadow of a @shadowofashadowofa.bsky.social · 43m

I said to my tinder match. Sadly, she blocked me. I will never understand women

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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · Feb 3

Why did they stop at garlic knots. Those cowards could have invented garlic shibari, but didn't.

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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · Jan 7

There should be a sport where a dozen older Italian-american women mercilessly hunt a tech bro on an island while they have a normal conversation.

One spears his arm with a crossbow bolt in the middle of talking about her new diabetes meds, etc.

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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · Nov 13

Once, he goes two days without mentioning pancetta.

He wakes up to find an Italian man silently watching him sleep.

When the man notices he is awake, he uses a toothpick to pin a thin slice of pancetta to his thigh and then walks off into the darkness

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Shadow of a shadow of a @shadowofashadowofa.bsky.social · 48m

Sir do I need to call someone

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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · Aug 31

The alien droning on about this historic occasion, to a crowd of unruly new Yorkers who are all way too busy experimenting with the ability to shout "hey fuck you buddy" in all languages simultaneously

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Shadow of a shadow of a @shadowofashadowofa.bsky.social · 51m

Call your gods you kind sir, for the end times are coming

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Shadow of a shadow of a @shadowofashadowofa.bsky.social · 56m

January 1983. Test subject #2371 dies a gruesome death. I must not think about it. The work must press on.

Kip Williams sort of @kipwilliams.bsky.social · Feb 10

Ask not for whom the Babybel tolls.

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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · Feb 10

Fun fact: Gouda, the world's most popular cheese, was accidentally invented in 2005 by a New Jersey man named Luigi Gouda while he attempted to make a grilled cheese sandwich.

While he did not survive the resulting explosion, his cheese lives on.

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Shadow of a shadow of a @shadowofashadowofa.bsky.social · 58m

The Goth Girl in the Sky would object to that expression, but I gladly accept the intended compliment

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Shadow of a shadow of a @shadowofashadowofa.bsky.social · 59m

Mr KittyWaffles wouldn't approve. And you know what happens when Mr KittyWaffles doesn't approve.

Shadow of a shadow of a @shadowofashadowofa.bsky.social · 1h

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Shadow of a shadow of a @shadowofashadowofa.bsky.social · 6h

These notes were found in the personal diary of Sheriff Dan Hoffter on the 4th of April 2023, three days after his wife last saw him.

Shadow of a shadow of a @shadowofashadowofa.bsky.social · 6h

The silo was dead quiet when I got there. No wind. No bugs. The kind of stillness that makes your skin itch because it feels like the Earth’s holding its breath.

I parked the cruiser and stepped out. Called it in—nothing unusual so far.

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Shadow of a shadow of a @shadowofashadowofa.bsky.social · 1h

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Shadow of a shadow of a @shadowofashadowofa.bsky.social · 6h

These notes were found in the personal diary of Sheriff Dan Hoffter on the 4th of April 2023, three days after his wife last saw him.

Shadow of a shadow of a @shadowofashadowofa.bsky.social · 6h

The silo was dead quiet when I got there. No wind. No bugs. The kind of stillness that makes your skin itch because it feels like the Earth’s holding its breath.

I parked the cruiser and stepped out. Called it in—nothing unusual so far.

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Fnord Borgly @borgly.bsky.social · 1h

Mini tale🧵- more fun if you don't scroll up for context first.

Shadow of a shadow of a @shadowofashadowofa.bsky.social · 6h

The silo was dead quiet when I got there. No wind. No bugs. The kind of stillness that makes your skin itch because it feels like the Earth’s holding its breath.

I parked the cruiser and stepped out. Called it in—nothing unusual so far.

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Shadow of a shadow of a @shadowofashadowofa.bsky.social · 1h

Bari Weiss isn't wrong though. Dani is the man