Sewzinski
@sewzinski.bsky.social
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Art, illustration, pattern design, folklore, flowers, and something yet to be revealed. This is where I thrash. She/her https://linktr.ee/sewzinski
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uhactually.bsky.social
Every time a Democrat gets caught on tape saying like “Some Trump voters are racist” we have a national scandal and JD Vance demands an entirely new kind of apology and meanwhile every Republican group chat is like “Good morning fellow SS members. Who’s ready to respect Hitler today?”
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I still think they could reboot this story in a multitude of ways.
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I started off hating Paige so much when that show started then she became my favorite character!
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It’s time to rewatch the Americans. It’s clear we lost the Cold War and now our country is in shambles. Also I miss Felicity and her hot husband wearing wigs.
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Why do I only want pizza when it’s too late too order. Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyha
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Someone said Eminem is sad he invested all his money in porn dvds that are useless and its made me randomly burst out laughing all day so thank you stranger
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harpy.party
men crave exciting jobs like assembly line or dump truck or pervert
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sireviscerate.myatproto.social
It's impossible to play the hurdy gurdy without making it your whole personality. No one is a casual hurdy gurdy player.
Hurdy gurdy guy in ren faire clothes Hurdy gurdy lady in ren faire clothes Red head hurdy gurdy lady rockin out Hurdy gurdy guy dressed like some kind of dingus cowboy
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addyberry.bsky.social
So I guess sex work is only ok if just tech oligarchs are profiting off it and not marginalized women or minorities who depend on it to survive?
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bornmiserable.bsky.social
Frog and Toad Are Gonna Fuck Shit Up
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caulimovirus.bsky.social
eliminating smallpox is proof that it can be done. we can do large-scale, seemingly-impossible good for all people. there is precedent. for anyone who opposes similar initiatives, just imagine them opposed to smallpox elimination, and pay them no mind.
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Ah yes, the yearly trimming of the dicktree.
sarahnour.bsky.social
In Germany in the 15th century, a Catholic clergyman wrote a witch-hunting manual called the Malleus Maleficarum. It claimed that witches stole male genitalia to keep as pets. They communicated with them, put them in nests, and fed them oats. #WyrdWednesday
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signemaene.com
According to a Flemish folktale, a man was walking his two dogs at night when all of a sudden he saw a cat. He threw a stick at the cat because he suspected the animal was a witch. Five minutes later, he found himself surrounded by hundreds of cats who threw mud at him.

🎨 Boris Groh
#WyrdWednesday
Artwork of six cats staring at something or someone in the night. There's a dog or wolf behind them with bared teeth. Black with yellow eyes. Night.
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The sun makes a divot on the long dark horizon, then it sinks away
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Not a care in the world
Waterskiing raccoon illustration. One handed. Total show-off.
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I like the farm name too. Lately herons have been calling to me.
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blueheronfarm.bsky.social
Today in Jeremy's salad: romaine, hibiscus, rose petals, violet, and calcium studded cucumber
Mostly green salad with floral details Large tortoise biting into a cucumber
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I have been missing out. Look at this beauty.
blueheronfarm.bsky.social
🎃 October 15 🎃
Urban cowboy
Large tortoise wearing jorts and a tiny black cowboy hat
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quoproquid.bsky.social
shaggy and scooby have been exposed to so much extreme unmasking content that it doesn’t even effect them anymore. you gaze into the rubber mask and the rubber mask gazes into you.
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pftompkins.bsky.social
I know everyone is sick of hearing this but Dorothy is a mom’s friend’s name, NOT a mom’s name. If your mom is named Dorothy: SHE’S NOT REALLY YOUR MOM
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edmondsscanner.bsky.social
You are stronger than you think.
If you had tentacles, you could easily crush sailing ships from below with your dark determination.
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Move like an animal moves in the wild to reconnect to Artemis