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DC-area Dad of 3 girls. Born in 🇺🇸. Grew-up in 🇰🇷🇭🇰&🇯🇵. Bats right, leans left. Extremely bad at being serious.

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see schrader @seeschrader.bsky.social · Dec 27

Folks, have you heard of this? Beer and pizza? Together? Might be onto something.

see schrader @seeschrader.bsky.social · 2h

Yes hello again. I realize we already went for one (1) walk, but you and I both know I didn’t poop, so I am kindly requesting that we go for two (2).

see schrader @seeschrader.bsky.social · 2h

Searching for Party Switcher?

see schrader @seeschrader.bsky.social · 2h

It’s the square bracket parenthesis and italics for me. Just wonderful stuff.

see schrader @seeschrader.bsky.social · 12h

He slung the stone* and struck the Philistine.

*dog poop bag

see schrader @seeschrader.bsky.social · 13h

Need her to be ok. She’s the coolest athlete in the DMV.

Martin Austermuhle @maustermuhle.bsky.social · 14h

Rodman is back out on the field after the game, though with a knee brace and crutches.

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Meg Linehan @meglinehan.com · 15h

why are sports like this

Jason Anderson @jasondcsoccer.bsky.social · 15h

Trinity Rodman heading to the locker room on crutches during the halftime break

A photo of Trinity Rodman on crutches, surrounded by Washington Spirit staff, at Audi Field

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Jerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 22h

My boy Paal just dropping some wisdom over his morning coffee…

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see schrader @seeschrader.bsky.social · 14h

If you are a decent person who sometimes doesn’t try all that hard because you’re kinda tired, that’s ok too.

Joseph Galbo @josephgalbo.bsky.social · 14h

If you are a decent person who tries hard keep being that.

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 17h

BIG BOY SZN

Ian Kikuchi @curatorian.bsky.social · 18h

I've just seen this photo of them, and my god does it spark joy.

Three sumo wrestlers on bicycles in London

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see schrader @seeschrader.bsky.social · 17h

Next to the stove.

see schrader @seeschrader.bsky.social · 17h

and we used to associate ice with cold beers

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The Haunting of RandBall's Stu @randballsstu.bsky.social · 19h

Of all the things that didn't happen below, Eric Trump having four friends is the one that didn't happen the most.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 19h

Eric Trump: "Now every single time a boat goes out of Venezuela it's getting blown up into a million pieces. That's exactly what's happening every single day. I personally have 4 friends who have lost children to fentanyl."

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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 18h

Increasingly we need candidates who'd be comfortable cutting a wrestling promo

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 19h

Mamdani: "I just want to speak directly to the president. I will not be a mayor like Mayor Adams who will call you to stay out of jail. I won't be a disgraced governor like Andrew Cuomo who will call you to ask how to win this election. I can do those things on my own."

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see schrader @seeschrader.bsky.social · 19h

Me (before my daughter’s 3rd Grade Halloween parade at school): “Hey, sweetheart. Can we maybe just simplify your costume idea a little bit so it’s easy to get to school?”

My daughter:

Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 20h

Going to see some hockey

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see schrader @seeschrader.bsky.social · 19h

I’m gonna knock you out(side but make sure you put these classic duck boots on because it’s slushy and cold).

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Dctrojan @dctrojan.bsky.social · 1d

I've lived in Maryland for most of the 28 years I've been in the DMV and this might be the best summary of our "distinctive" use of motor vehicles

MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 1d

Maryland drivers ain't much better. Everybody drives like your headed to get rid of a dirty pistol.

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see schrader @seeschrader.bsky.social · 22h

Standardized testing seems to be going over well with my youngest.

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see schrader @seeschrader.bsky.social · 1d

You guys ever try hot coffee? Pretty darn good.

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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 1d

Three panel cartoon by Wawa wiwa comics

An octopus, a shark and a jellyfish are talking to each other

Octopus: I once saw a human and peed myself

Shark: a human saw and peed himself

Jellyfish: a human touched me once and his friend peed on him

Octopus: dude…

Shark: what?

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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 1d

Charlie Browns mom: Waaah wah wah wah waaah waaah waaah wah

Charlie Brown: oh, you mean pigpen

Charlie browns mom: Wah way. Waaaah wahwahwah wah wah waaah waaaah wahwhawah wah wah

Charlie Brown: yeah I get that. It’s pretty bad over there but I don’t think they hit him

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see schrader @seeschrader.bsky.social · 1d

Hey, quick question. Why do churches need executives?

The New York Times @nytimes.com · 1d

The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints on Tuesday named a former justice on the Utah Supreme Court, Dallin Oaks, as its next president.

Dallin H. Oaks Named President of the Mormon Church

The church, which has more than 17 million members around the world, had been officially without a leader since Russell M. Nelson died.

nyti.ms

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see schrader @seeschrader.bsky.social · 1d

From now on, any baseball team that clinches a playoff series on the road in October should get to operate a gigantic crane in the home team’s stadium and drop an 800lb pumpkin on their bullpen cart.

Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 1d

how happy we’d all be if this was all the internet was for

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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 1d

vibes penance thread go

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