Seamau5
@seamau5.bsky.social
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I used to be a graphic designer but then AI replaced me they/them/theirs older than ICE 🌊🐭
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seamau5.bsky.social
My best follower is my wife. The rest of you could learn a thing or two from her.
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oweeeeendennis.bsky.social
When most people complain "they can't do that in movies anymore" they're almost always talking about not being allowed to be racist or some shit.

When *I* complain about it, it's because no one would be brave enough to make an alien just smoke a cigar like it's a normal thing and not commented on.
oweeeeendennis.bsky.social
Watched the original Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla tonight and I forgot that the aliens drink wine and smoke big fat cigars
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genuinelybart.bsky.social
crystal gems (by yours truly)
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ziibiing.com
the photo they use is of Lakota spiritual leader Arvol Looking Horse, who has done really amazing work for his people and folks all around the world

we made this video with him
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wubw3846.bsky.social
this is my favourite video game to play
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theonion.com
Nation’s Indigenous People Confirm They Don’t Need Special Holiday, Just Large Swaths Of Land Returned Immediately https://theonion.com/nation-s-indigenous-people-confirm-they-don-t-need-spec-1839033177/
Nation’s Indigenous People Confirm They Don’t Need Special Holiday, Just Large Swaths Of Land Returned Immediately
seamau5.bsky.social
One Battle After Another (2025)
ghaspey.bsky.social
I'll say it: I think its rly annoying and frankly amateurish that writers are constantly told their villains must be understandable or have sympathetic motivation to be interesting or realistic when all our big villains irl are in fact rich, stupid, selfish, trickster dillweeds and always have been
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holybible.bsky.social
We should let epstein run the economy i heard he was good with numbers
seamau5.bsky.social
I honestly don't know what to say when my boss asks "how are you doing?" .... like what does anyone ever say to that? besides "good"? genuinely asking
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markpopham.bsky.social
maybe like the best song ever?
seamau5.bsky.social
I am begging democrats to learn ONE (1) lesson from history
dr Manhattan meme from watchmen, edited to say: It is 1973. Democrats are prolonging a war in Vietnam to appeal to conservative voters, only to loose the election to a Republican that would end the war. / It is 2015. Democrats are prolonging a war in Afghanistan to appeal to conservative voters, only to loose the election to a Republican that would end the war. / It is 2024. Democrats are prolonging a war in Palestine to appeal to conservative voters, only to loose the election to a Republican that would end the war.
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kylie.hater.club
Why is my state Senator whose constituents are being kidnapped by ICE in Israel right now????
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kylie.hater.club
Henry Stern why are you such a worthless piece of shit
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blainecapatch.bsky.social
happy birthday Paul Simon
blainecapatch.bsky.social
okay okay OKAY here are all 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover

1. Slip out the back, Jack
2. Make a new plan, Stan
3. Hop on the bus, Gus
4. Drop off the key, Lee
5. Shit in the bed, Fred
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coachfinstock.bsky.social
Reminder that every single nickel spent on SpaceX or anything like that is going directly into the pockets of people like Musk or Bezos. They have no reason to succeed in any mission because the entire department is a grift to build rockets that purposefully blow up and never make it
atrupar.com
Sean Duffy: "If we go to the south pole of the moon, we can set up a base. We want to put up fission power. We think we can have longterm stays on the south pole of the moon."
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simonparkin.bsky.social
In 2014 I wrote for @newyorker.com about @kurtjmac.bsky.social, a YouTuber who began walking in Minecraft and never stopped. His quest was to reach the Far Lands, a place at the limits of the algorithmic world, where the landscape breaks apart. On Saturday, after fourteen years, he arrived:
A Journey to the End of the World (of Minecraft)
www.newyorker.com
seamau5.bsky.social
starting to think im just not gonna get my tax returns until our next president
seamau5.bsky.social
anyone else still waiting for their federal tax returns?
seamau5.bsky.social
i wanted to see this and literally had zero idea it was out right now
heysita.bsky.social
‘Kiss of the Spider Woman’ earned $840,000 in its opening weekend.

The film had a $34 million dollar budget.
seamau5.bsky.social
we needed this #ACFC #NWSL
“LA when it rains” meme of a shirtless person, arms held out in celebration, joyfully screaming into a bed of roses- except photoshopped to say “… when Angel City wins”
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justinhendrix.bsky.social
California Governor Gavin Newsom "vetoed a bill on Saturday that would have provided more transparency around the water usage of data centers, which regularly require millions of gallons of fresh water to cool their computers."
Gavin Newsom blocks effort to make CA data centers disclose water use. Why?
Data-center water usage can vary from 110 million gallons to 1.8 billion gallons per year.
www.sacbee.com
seamau5.bsky.social
they shouldve told someone it was in theaters
seamau5.bsky.social
wearing an Altadena hoodie getting a hug from tina fey 🥲