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Scarina’s Vault

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Licensed funeral director, writer, horror aficionado, photographer. Pre-order Buried New Jersey: Underground Adventures in the Garden State https://www.through-time.com/products/buried-nj http://scarina.wordpress.com https://ko-fi.com/scarinasvault

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Scarina’s Vault @scarinasvault.bsky.social · 28d

Buried New Jersey: Underground Adventures in the Garden State will be hitting your eyeballs and brains in less than two months!

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Buried New Jersey: Underground Adventures in the Garden State

Have you ever seen a cemetery that made you want to pull your car over and explore? Do you get a thrill exploring an old cemetery? Let licensed funeral director, Janice L. Phillips, take you on a trip...

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James Bennett @jamesbennett.bsky.social · 3h

Last night, an adult student objected to my Halloween themed lesson. They said it wasn't Christian. That Halloween "belonged to the devil."

Me: But the Devil is Christian. He's in the Bible. You don't find him anywhere else, do you?

Them: ...

Aaand I continued my lesson. 🧑‍🏫👹

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Scarina’s Vault @scarinasvault.bsky.social · 6h

All I want to do with my life is be the person who gives someone explicit instructions on how to use the pet sematary so I can act completely shocked when they actually use the pet sematary.

Scarina’s Vault @scarinasvault.bsky.social · 7h

You should write some poetry about it.

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PhantoMantis @phantomantis.bsky.social · 11h

This silly nonsense is doing the numbers, so let's get some good out of it. If everyone who liked my post donated just one dollar to my friend it would make a big difference. Thank you.

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Scarina’s Vault @scarinasvault.bsky.social · 11h

The loneliness is brutal. I miss our text conversations. BUT I’m still better alone. I was so tired of trying to have conversations w/someone who never knew the books, movies, activists, or philosophers I was referencing. In the end I’m my best friend.

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Scarina’s Vault @scarinasvault.bsky.social · 15h

I overlooked a lot of red flags because I was happy someone liked me. 😔

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Scarina’s Vault @scarinasvault.bsky.social · 17h

I’m never dating anyone without class consciousness ever again.

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Scarina’s Vault @scarinasvault.bsky.social · 1d

Maybe if I put baking soda over the Febreze. That’s a neutralizer.

Scarina’s Vault @scarinasvault.bsky.social · 1d

If your parents were like mine they’ll bicker about who gets the first 9/11 & who gets the 2nd 9/11.

Nickferatu @nickeldoodle.bsky.social · May 29

Children of divorce get to have two 9/11s

Scarina’s Vault @scarinasvault.bsky.social · 1d

I’m trying to speed run sanity.

Scarina’s Vault @scarinasvault.bsky.social · 1d

If I mix all the pills my psychiatrist prescribed in a bowl & ate them like cereal do you think I’d get sane quicker?

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Scarina’s Vault @scarinasvault.bsky.social · 1d

I so hope the smell dissipates, it’s a really new backpack. 😅

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Scarina’s Vault @scarinasvault.bsky.social · 1d

My bottle of Febreze popped open when I was on my way home & saturated my backpack. 😭

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Scarina’s Vault @scarinasvault.bsky.social · 1d

My psychiatrist prescribed Ativan for my panic attacks but advised me to try it at home one night before I add it to my routine. So I’m going to take one, try to enjoy better living through chemistry, & try to forget the scent of Gain-scented Febreze.

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Scarina’s Vault @scarinasvault.bsky.social · 1d

I feel so bad for anyone sitting near me. 😭

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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 1d

Great place for him to indulge in his favorite hobby: killing seniors

TKarney @pecunium.bsky.social · 2d

More incentive

EX NEW YORK POST

Andrew Cuomo says he 'will move to Florida' if Zohran Mamdani becomes NYC mayor

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Scarina’s Vault @scarinasvault.bsky.social · 1d

My bottle of Febreze leaked while I’m waiting for my train & now my bag is damp. I’m annoyed & hope the smell isn’t too bad. I don’t even know what to do. Literally nothing I can do.

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Samuel K: Dastardly Elf @samu3lk.bsky.social · 1d

Guaranteeing the kids in my neighborhood have a legendary Halloween this year.

A wheelbarrow full of assorted packs of Marlboro, Camel, and Lucky Strike cigarettes.

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Scarina’s Vault @scarinasvault.bsky.social · 2d

I listened to a song today & it made me realize that we’re in hell.

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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 2d

It disgusts me that all the sports seasons overlap now. Sloppy. Weakens all of them. Makes fools of us all. Scripture tells us to every season and such

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Scarina’s Vault @scarinasvault.bsky.social · 2d

MST3K & Aeon Flux have opposite aesthetics & they both blew my mind.

Ben Kuchera @benkuchera.bsky.social · 2d

If you're above the age of 40 you probably remember the literally first piece of "weird" media you found that made you feel a little less alone in the world. The good shit was rare before the internet. Kids in the Hall on channel 25 at 11 p.m. changed my life.

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Scarina’s Vault @scarinasvault.bsky.social · 2d

Well, rats…

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Dennis B. Hooper @dennisbhooper.bsky.social · 2d

I understand why they had to stop him but I don’t agree with imprisoning him in the phantom zone

Abcnews graphic: surreal moment as coyote drinks water from skylight window on top of Los Angeles hair salon

(Image of exactly that, except the framing is canted and as a result it looks like a coyote imprisoned in a glass square a la the phantom zone from Superman)

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Scarina’s Vault @scarinasvault.bsky.social · 2d

Ugh that sucks. I got a death call at 1 am Saturday morning & had to get up at 4:45 for an early service. I couldn’t fall back to sleep because I was so nauseated.

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Scarina’s Vault @scarinasvault.bsky.social · 2d

I’ve noticed that I’ve been nauseated & I didn’t eat anything different.