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Samuel K: Dastardly Elf

@samu3lk.bsky.social

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I'm A Chaotic Elf With Mysterious Powers...! Art drawer. VTuber Streamer. See Podcast Talker. Nasty Little Critter. He/Him. Hail Satan. 🏳️‍🌈 http://www.twitch.tv/samu3lk/

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Samuel K: Dastardly Elf @samu3lk.bsky.social · 5h

Tadpoles, pollywogs, and hell even most full grown frogs: I probably could kick their ass.

Samuel K: Dastardly Elf @samu3lk.bsky.social · 18h

I'm not willing to budge from this position and if you don't wear underwear with your pajamas I'm shocked and disgusted.

See Podcast @seepodcast.bsky.social · 18h

Sam has opinions on pyjamas. Pajamas. Nightclothes. Butts.

Episode 3 of See Podcast season 2 is available now!

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Samuel K: Dastardly Elf @samu3lk.bsky.social · 2d

The first time I watched this with my friends we were cheering at the end of the movie like we were at a baseball game and our team won.

Samuel K: Dastardly Elf @samu3lk.bsky.social · 3d

When my parents got divorced, Car Wash Tony came over and said to my mom he was there for her if she ever needed anything and to my knowledge that is the only time Car Wash Tony ever talked to her beyond yelling about me fucking up the paint on his building.

See Podcast @seepodcast.bsky.social · 3d

Hey our new episode just dropped. It’s called Car Wash Tony. Who’s that? Haha. Crazy. Anyway we talk a lot about BB guns in this one for some reason. Jack didn’t like the movie this time. Sam did though. Wanna listen?

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Episode 03 - Car Wash Tony | See Podcast

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Krinkle @krinkle.bsky.social · 4d

this lady keeps posting about her beetlejuice sweater she got for halloween but it's clearly a freddy kreuger sweater. The stripes are the wrong color, they go the wrong direction. beetlejuice doesn't even wear sweaters. I know that Kant would completely ruin her but what would other philosophers do

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Samuel K: Dastardly Elf @samu3lk.bsky.social · 5d

So much happens during that ONE WEEK LATER. Tim Meadows and Judomaster leaving ARGUS, Adabayo's divorce from her wife who's had about 60 seconds of screentime this season, Chris being arrested, bailed out (of a federal black site prison??) and immediately getting arrested again... Just messy.

Samuel K: Dastardly Elf @samu3lk.bsky.social · 5d

The last half hour of the Peacemaker Season 2 finale felt like James Gunn forgot he was doing a cinematic universe and had to rapidly cram in every story hook for a movie that's coming out in two years into the last episode instead of focusing on telling a complete and coherent story.

Samuel K: Dastardly Elf @samu3lk.bsky.social · 5d

I liked that "Shake It Off" song and I didn't know she wrote it and kinda assumed it was from a kids movie or a commercial or something.

Samuel K: Dastardly Elf @samu3lk.bsky.social · 6d

I think the kid from Babadook was cool and funny and his mom needs to lighten up.

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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 7d

Chiitan has a dream.
I hope that one day the term LGBT will become a thing of the past.
I will continue to spread my message until we live in a world where everyone can love freely and is free from persecution and discrimination.
Until then, let's all support each other🤍

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Samuel K: Dastardly Elf @samu3lk.bsky.social · 6d

Mysterious Fox Face here, reminding you that it's Thursday, but there's still time to walk to www.twitch.tv/samu3lk and subscribe before my stream of Silent Hill f at around 8pm Eastern tonight. Okay? Do it!

Fox face from Silent Hill f looking sneaky

Samuel K: Dastardly Elf @samu3lk.bsky.social · 7d

It's fuckin crazy to see your art these days. You've come such a long way since I've known you.

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Stephen King @stephenking.bsky.social · Sep 14

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Samuel K: Dastardly Elf @samu3lk.bsky.social · 8d

I'm really funny on my podcast please subscribe.

See Podcast @seepodcast.bsky.social · 9d

Is this slogan the true hit of our podcast

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Samuel K: Dastardly Elf @samu3lk.bsky.social · 9d

They're right.

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See Podcast @seepodcast.bsky.social · 11d

A still frame from The Mask (1994) in which Jim Carrey's character Stanley Ipkiss is removing the titular mask from his dog, leading to the cartoon face on the dog bulging in a comical way.

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Tyler Hendrix (available for work) @tylerhendrix.bsky.social · 11d

got into the Halloween spirit by writing a dumb lil ghost story. tylerhendrix.neocities.org/posts/2025-1...

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Samuel K: Dastardly Elf @samu3lk.bsky.social · 13d

Trool Day...

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alex (˙𐃷˙) pizza/tacos/bats/dingers 🍕🌮🦇⚾ 🏳️‍🌈🐻 @batsdingersatk.bsky.social · 13d

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Queer Satanic @queersatanic.bsky.social · 14d

Wow, the University of Washington's Psych 201 class does *not* play

go fuckin Huskies

Nazi UW students fuck off

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Andrew Brian George @andrewgeorge.bsky.social · 13d

finished a new background recently. this time we're stuck in traffic—sorry!

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Samuel K: Dastardly Elf @samu3lk.bsky.social · 15d

The President is talking about sending armed military personnel into American cities, but don't worry: He's not a fascist. This is all normal and something other Presidents have done before.

Samuel K: Dastardly Elf @samu3lk.bsky.social · 16d

I just can't imagine being afraid of another person because they - gasp! - are shopping for clothes on the other side of the department store and painting their fingernails! Oh the HORROR. Fucking grow up.

Samuel K: Dastardly Elf @samu3lk.bsky.social · 16d

Hating somebody because they're trans is like hating somebody because they're wearing yellow. Aside from our minds/souls/whatever you want to call our Thinking Thing, we're just meat. The way we decorate the meat shouldn't matter.

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Samuel K: Dastardly Elf @samu3lk.bsky.social · 17d

STOOGE NEWS FAN ALERT!!!!!!!!