Samuel K: Dastardly Elf
@samu3lk.bsky.social
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I'm A Chaotic Elf With Mysterious Powers...! Art drawer. VTuber Streamer. See Podcast Talker. Nasty Little Critter. He/Him. Hail Satan. 🏳️‍🌈 http://www.twitch.tv/samu3lk/
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The first time I watched this with my friends we were cheering at the end of the movie like we were at a baseball game and our team won.
samu3lk.bsky.social
When my parents got divorced, Car Wash Tony came over and said to my mom he was there for her if she ever needed anything and to my knowledge that is the only time Car Wash Tony ever talked to her beyond yelling about me fucking up the paint on his building.
seepodcast.bsky.social
Hey our new episode just dropped. It’s called Car Wash Tony. Who’s that? Haha. Crazy. Anyway we talk a lot about BB guns in this one for some reason. Jack didn’t like the movie this time. Sam did though. Wanna listen?

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Episode 03 - Car Wash Tony | See Podcast
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krinkle.bsky.social
this lady keeps posting about her beetlejuice sweater she got for halloween but it's clearly a freddy kreuger sweater. The stripes are the wrong color, they go the wrong direction. beetlejuice doesn't even wear sweaters. I know that Kant would completely ruin her but what would other philosophers do
samu3lk.bsky.social
So much happens during that ONE WEEK LATER. Tim Meadows and Judomaster leaving ARGUS, Adabayo's divorce from her wife who's had about 60 seconds of screentime this season, Chris being arrested, bailed out (of a federal black site prison??) and immediately getting arrested again... Just messy.
samu3lk.bsky.social
The last half hour of the Peacemaker Season 2 finale felt like James Gunn forgot he was doing a cinematic universe and had to rapidly cram in every story hook for a movie that's coming out in two years into the last episode instead of focusing on telling a complete and coherent story.
samu3lk.bsky.social
I liked that "Shake It Off" song and I didn't know she wrote it and kinda assumed it was from a kids movie or a commercial or something.
samu3lk.bsky.social
I think the kid from Babadook was cool and funny and his mom needs to lighten up.
The kid from Babadook screaming
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chiitan.love
Chiitan has a dream.
I hope that one day the term LGBT will become a thing of the past.
I will continue to spread my message until we live in a world where everyone can love freely and is free from persecution and discrimination.
Until then, let's all support each other🤍
samu3lk.bsky.social
Mysterious Fox Face here, reminding you that it's Thursday, but there's still time to walk to www.twitch.tv/samu3lk and subscribe before my stream of Silent Hill f at around 8pm Eastern tonight. Okay? Do it!
Fox face from Silent Hill f looking sneaky
samu3lk.bsky.social
It's fuckin crazy to see your art these days. You've come such a long way since I've known you.
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samu3lk.bsky.social
I'm really funny on my podcast please subscribe.
seepodcast.bsky.social
Is this slogan the true hit of our podcast
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queersatanic.bsky.social
Wow, the University of Washington's Psych 201 class does *not* play

go fuckin Huskies

Nazi UW students fuck off
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andrewgeorge.bsky.social
finished a new background recently. this time we're stuck in traffic—sorry!
samu3lk.bsky.social
The President is talking about sending armed military personnel into American cities, but don't worry: He's not a fascist. This is all normal and something other Presidents have done before.
samu3lk.bsky.social
I just can't imagine being afraid of another person because they - gasp! - are shopping for clothes on the other side of the department store and painting their fingernails! Oh the HORROR. Fucking grow up.
samu3lk.bsky.social
Hating somebody because they're trans is like hating somebody because they're wearing yellow. Aside from our minds/souls/whatever you want to call our Thinking Thing, we're just meat. The way we decorate the meat shouldn't matter.
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STOOGE NEWS FAN ALERT!!!!!!!!
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Here's a big version of the art I did for Season 2 of the podcast. Jack is The Mask and I'm Big Head from The Mask comics.
samu3lk.bsky.social
Season 2 of See Podcast has begun. I'm talking with Jack about The Mask, once a week, every week, for one calendar year. This also marks the start of Stooge News Season 2, my other podcast I trick Jack into editing for me because I record it during our normal podcast.
seepodcast.bsky.social
Episode 1 of See Podcast Season 2 is now live! We'll be watching 1994 comedy The Mask once a week for the next year, and it'll be bad for our mental health but very, very funny. Come and join us!