"Ignoring the story"? The game did well enough at that all on its own! Dohohohoho!!!

I got kicked off the bird site for telling Elon to kill himself and I appealed the ban by saying I'd only delete the post if he actually did it. No reply yet, so ball's in his court.

I'd rather see black mold on my walls.

I'm not a vegetarian and I've never had one of these but every time I see one I imagine myself holding it in both hands and chomping bites out of it like a squirrel eating a big marshmallow.

For some reason he does that in the new movies. The new writers seem to think Pennywise is literally a magical evil clown, despite the fact that he's a billion year old alien shapeshifter nightmare god who only turns into a clown to entice kids into the sewers to be eaten.

Looks like one of those videos of a boxer getting hit in slow motion and due to inertia his soft flesh starts going a different direction than the hard skull underneath.

This happens to me sometimes. I just assume it's because my body needs some vitamin or something in the vegetables and as soon as it hits my bloodstream my brain is like "YEAAAH BABY THATS THE GOOD STUFF EAT THREE BOWLS OF IT"

And in the end twas beauty killed the lieutenant.

I went to bed at 5am. Made it to almost 9. What is happening to us? Are we Sensates? Like in the TV show Sense8? Which one of us knows karate?

The generation before mine didn't have computers or any reason to learn to use them beyond surface level I Need This For Work functional survival knowledge. Then, tech got so dumbed down we're giving kids iPads, but they have no idea how any of it works beyond point and click.

Frick off.